Friday, March 27, 2009

Democracy is a stupid thing

Hey guys sorry for nearly and i mean nearly letting this blog die. ON the bright side my marks have improved in the exams. =) SO, anyway back to todays title democracy is a stupid. Well not really but i wrote it being the attention grabbing whore i am.Ok well so it has something to do with the title todays post has. I suppose this will be more light t hearted than usual as i am in a happy mood.So first on the chopping block is every ones favourite son-in-law Khairy Jamaludin.

So mr Khairy Jamaludin was has a sterling record of being the kings of mat cemerlang and mat rempits and now dare i say it UMNO youth chief. Aye mate the son in law is finally one step closer to becoming the prime minister of Malaysia by the age of 40 (bastard stole my ambition). What my problem besides him have an ass for a head? He won with 35 percent of the votes. Now you don't have to be an add maths teacher to tell that it 65 percent voted NOT to have him as their Chief. This is what happens in a 3 way fight the supporters of the other 2 candidates were either to busy bribing ,scratching their balls or whatever godforsaken act that are usually done in the UMNO general assembly. And that bastard Khairy from what i have known from his interviews cant even speak malay better than me a chinese cause he spent a good half of his life in England.

But the most disturbing fact is.... Mr Khir Toyo. Yes he didn't win but he is a known second generation Indonesian. Heck his father is from Indonesia. And the fucker can go around as scream Ketuanan Melayu when he is from Indonesia. Maybe before UMNO ask me to go back to China they should check their party for these pedatang asing who dare question my rights. Let me lay down the facts for you
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1. Khir toyo= second generation Indonesian
2. Me= 5 th generation on my mums side and peranakan chinese on my dads
3. Khir toyo= Considered a pure blood Malay and is granted all the wonderfull effects of NEP.
4. Me= Pendatang asing who is constantly reminded that my citizenship is due to
the graciousness of the Bumiputras.
Me= What the fuck.

Next on the chopping blog is mr SINGH is KINGH yes we have all heard this incredibly cheesy and not to mention catchy Bollywood song sung by Snoop Dogg. But now of course a real singh in the Malaysian Parliament has gone and made it his theme song see here. now. Yes this is our parliament. Christ K gangs daily lunch time debates about porn has more decorum and maturity than this.
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Good by Badawi thank you for being a spineless flip flop nice guy PM with all your empty promises and deranged son-in-law really i will miss you compared to who is coming next. Oh and yes Najib Razak is now UMNO president i.e Prime minister. Just great. We traded the village fool for a tyrant. In such a bad economical and political crisis who can be happy?

At least he is catching up on some sleep.

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Friday, February 06, 2009

Amanah my ass

Amanah: Sikap bertanggungjawab yang menimbulkan kepercayaan orang lain.

Aye mates. Nothing states it better than our very own moral textbook. Seen and approved of by the very politicians that defy its principal. Aye moral is the most useless stupid boring subject in the world with periods in my school mainly dedicated to finishing our add maths home work.

Barely a year has passed since the "great" march elections...... a dawn of a new age some have said. Others said its was a defining moment in our history. The opposition destroyed BN's 2 thirds majority, gained 5 seats. The once infallible giants of BN were then seen as weak divided corrupt. Then came the "retirement" of PM Abdullah Ahmad Badawi then the rise of DPM Najib Razak. Still other bloggers thought surely Najib was too tainted too corrupt to unite the now fragmented BN much less launch a crossover attack.

It was this moment that all eyes turn to a little mining state called Perak. For a year now Bn has taunted that they would only need 3 more seats to gain back government. Infact it seemed much much more possible than Anwars grandiose 30 seat plan to takeover the government. And what can I say? Less than a year of opposition rule and it is already back into Bn's pocket unless of course Pakatan Rakyat can mysteriously find enough funds.........but that is another story.

The PKR MPs have defected so have the independents, Bn now has its majority in the state. There are tears and there are riots. And now the once illustrious leader of Pakatan Anwar Ibrahim whom barely half a year ago proudly proclaimed he himself had enough MP to takeover not just a state but the entire federal government is now silent. The same goes for the res of the opposition. They have been silenced. 11 months of optimism has come to this blow. For an alliance proudly standing for the politics of the new and future they have been soundly defeated by politics of the old world. Where bullshit talks and money walks.

When Anwar Ibrahim was planning his government takeover the Star NST and basically every widely distributed newspaper was vehemently chastising him for being a coward, a low life, a man without any integrity or moral values, calling his very idea of crossing parties "undemocratic" and "irresponsible" and betraying the trust of the rakyat. Of course the opposition using their biggest tool the blogs were widely defending their stand that the government was corrupt, leaderless and above all racist.

The funny thing is and this doesn't happen alot trust on this sort of issues i agree 100 percent with both sides story's. Yes, crossing parties post elections is the most cowardly back boneless morally bankrupt thing you can do as a politician.... and that is saying alot. Unless your party turns out to be neo-Nazis. Its because if the rakyat voted for you because you were a Pakatan or BN you bloody well stay there or resign and stand for re-election for your new party of choice.

Oddly enough now both sides are of course singing a different tune. The government i.e the newspapers are already proclaiming what a good move for the country this is. How really those MPs that had crossed over had done the right thing after all. And the opposition has now gone back to their comfortable pre March 2008 stance which is whine and grind about how just about everything BN has done was racist, unconstitutional, corrupt and stupid.(Not that I disagree with them)

Well, tut tut tut. When will politician ever learn. Never get boring in Malaysia does it? This is bolehland after all. But we must see the future repercussions of this event. It signifies alot in the long term. It is ... as it should seem the rise of Najib Razak UMNO's and BN's true leader. Lets face the man politically has it all . Related to 2 prime ministers by blood and marriage, married to a royalty, insanely rich(by no legal means) and of course he is the grandson of one my heroes and the founder of UMNO and BN Tunku Onn Jafaar. Badawi? pah he is old news. Anwar? For the once future prime minister and current opposition leader he seems eerily quiet about this.

Is this it for Pakatan Rakyat? To be remembered for ever in history as just a small blimp in BNs gigantic dominance of Malaysia's politics. And as for Bn is this finally their big comeback after nearly a year of bad polls and slipping power. Can najib razak unite this once fragmented part back to the political giant it once was.... We shall see....We shall see but for now only time can tell.....

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Friday, January 09, 2009

this year with a bang

Life isnt it. Welcome 2009.To hell with 2008.To hell with my 3 month hiatus. Mikey is back. And he is here to stay. You know i started this blog along time ago.(ok fine 3 years ago) to preserve my thoughts. The thoughts of a rather hormonally charged 14 years old with a piss off attitude and oftenly racist/ extreme neo conservative views/ perverseness.

Well now being 3 years older and after the hormones die down what is exactly left of me that made this blog so debated among racist and non racist. Among the morally righteous and the morally ambiguous. Well to be honest i don't really know. Its another attempt to preserve the 17 year old in words and images. Heck one day i might look back and laugh at this or maybe tear. NO doubt the last year of high school will be a crazy one.

But off to more pressing business. The world at its pace has changed a lot since i last left you dear reader. Badawi is off in 2 months. Murderers are taking over the country(allegedly). UMNO general elections are in 3 months. RPK is free.A black man in the white house. Israel is fighting with Palestine again. God the world must be crazy.

And once again the cretins of cyberspace come to my blog and try to stir more racial sentiment in my blog. I have said it many times. And i will say it again. I love my country and god help anyone that stands between the vision that Tunku Jaafar Onn had and me. Because god willing i will flame your balls to hell.And when i am of age and financial security i will go out and do what i dream of. But until then .................

All malaysians are equal and the people i hate are just the people who are selfishly stirring racial sentiment, and dividing the races and compunding our god given right of free speech for their own bigoted ambitions. Just so happens some of those people are malay. So i flame them. So really i am not a racist. I am just a guy that loves my country. And yes i also equally hate those with anti-malay sentiments on my chatbox as much as i hate "hang tuah". So mr malay dont go around threatening people ok? One i beleive violence got our country in to this mess in the first place. You dont me or my friend oging around thretening to beat hang tuah up or the retards taht bother us on the LRT. I beleive assholes exist in all races just as much as i beleive goodmen exist in all races.

So, my apologies for whatever racial sentiments that i myself have made in the past. Look if us the youth fight about race now what is going to happen when we take over the country in the future. Malaysia will be running in a circle. NO progress. Let forget race and not play into the governments ploy. Then truly the Malaysian Malaysia, a kingdom of Heaven will truly exist. Where you are not what you are born but what you make yourself.

Now that done and dusted time for my new year resolutions.....
1. be less of an ass to my parents
2. cut down on the sarcasm to my dad
3. do my utmost best for SPM
4. get 12 a;s for spm
5. be a nicer person in general
6. stop being a bad testimony fo christians
7 cant thing of anymore(just those that will make me a better person in general)
8 set right my spiritual life before i leave for england
9 make this year memorable
10 quit drinking so much(beer belly)
11 LOSE SOME WEIGHT
12 get better at guitar
13 be mc for concert

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Monday, September 15, 2008

Sept 16 the big fuss

So yeah.i have been gone for a while.Infact i swore of blogging tills the exams are over.So my blog was put into hiatus but here is something important enough for me to give a short post about.And i think we all guessed what its all about.September the 16th.The takeovers.The arrest.Malaysia day. Ahh it is so the drama.

But of course any government that is facing such an uprising it is hardly suprising that now the UMNO big shot are once again hiding behind their biggest weapon.The ISA. Time after time it has been used and even more frequently in our countrys currently tumultuous times.It is a dark time for Malaysia.A wise men once said those who are in power are often blinded by it.I coulndt agree more. How much bullshit do they think we are going to take?Let take a look shall we.Those in red are my comments

JOHOR BARU: Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said no more arrests are expected under the Internal Security Act (ISA) but it would depend on the situation of public order.OH right i forgot.Its 69' again and there are race riots no?

”We are not making arrests just for the sake of arrests." Oh yeah.You release a reporter after 18 hours.It like saying people dont watch porn to get aroused.

We will not make any more arrests under ISA as long as there is no more disturbance to peace and public order,” he said. RPK and Teresa are communist now are they?

Speaking on the one-day arrest of Sin Chew Daily News reporter Tan Hoon Cheng, who was arrested under the ISA, he said Tan was detained under Section 73(1) of the Act in order to ensure her safety. Then take her into protective custody...Since when was ISA used to protect people?

"He added that police intelligence indicated that there were threats to her life after she reported on Bukit Bendera division Umno chairman Datuk Ahmad Ismail’s allegedly racist remarks." No shit.Arrest the person who reported the fire and not the arsonist.I totally understand that sort of logic.

Asked on the detention of Selangor senior executive councillor Teresa Kok, Syed Hamid said she was arrested due to her comments on mosques and the Azan recently. What did she say again?

"Her comments have created public disorder and problems,” he said Yeah the Seputeh chinese and Malays people must be killing each other now.

and Well men in desperate situation do desperate things.All of this isn't going to help them one bit.Any political anylyst wort 2 cents heck even a sixteen year old kid like me can tell that this is all leading them down the shit hole.Which lead me to my next topic the fabled day of september the 16th. Malaysia day. The supposed Anwar take over.

Anwar Ibrahim once golden boy of UMNO and now their greatest enemy has set the date for him to claim what he thinks is rightfully his.The post of prime minister of Malaysia.Had it not been for the 97' financial crisis he would have long been our Prime minister and under such st ron leader BN would have went on with its long rule.The opposition like most of the times will be unheard off.Anyway as of press time anwar ibrahim has exactly 25 hours to do what he swore he would do.I am not doubting the man.Just saying that it is highly unlikely.But we shall see.

Times and allegiances have changed now.All is needed is 30 seats to tip the scale.But what Anwar chooses to ignore is that by having 30 MPs crossing over he would have totally disrespected the choices and the rights of the residents of 30 constituencys.Now i am no fan of BN staying in power but when you start a regime by disrespecting the views of the people then in my opinion your on the same slippery hill as BN and the only way is down.

And how long does Anwar expect to keep peace and unity? BN is already unstable enough with a 30 seat majority and now Anwar wants to rule with a one seat majority?Dear my now that sounds unstable.But desperate times call for desperate measures eh?

The times have changed in the once mighty and unified BN the first voices of dissent are being heard outside of UMNO Gerakan MIC and MCA have started hitting out on their former bosses.Dissentful they are.But even the great momentum of the Pakatan Rakyat has its own unity flaws. TH ey might be very understanding now but the reason that they have never fought over power is that there was never any to start with.Just like cases where they shared power it all ended in bitter spats. The question is how long can a party divided rule without fighting among themselves?

Meanwhile i shall prepare for my exams might update sparingly if anything importan comes up.But more likely than not majority of my post and when my blog will be taken out from stasis is when coincidentally the UMNO General Assembly starts.And then we will have some fun seeing the squabbling idiotic cowards fight over power..............................Well thats if they have any left

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Saturday, August 09, 2008

because my blog is die-ing

hiya.A lil update.I am sorta kinda banned from the comp until the final terms.So yeah dxont expect much.But i am going to australia.ANd dont worry some way some how.I will once again start my merdeka post series.There will be atleast 4 i swear it.

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Monday, July 07, 2008

I am so skrewed


Oh yes Parents teachers meet is coming.And i am so skrewed.So just in case my semi- internet beand becomes permanent here is my post just to warn you guys.I will blog about parents teachers meet if id o survive it.Lucky my mum aint coming.Seeya.
currently in deep shit

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

shady on strike

I was going to post on politics.In fact i had a very long essay which took 2 hours of research and writing to post.But now its drafted.If you guessed it.You are right i have joined the strike.And as much as i refuse to take orders from anyone or follow any so called guidelines and follow the blogging trends.And my tendency to distance my self from the National alliance of bloggers because i want my own independent view.But yes this is necessary.

My strike will be a bit different.I wont surf so-po blogs or touch the news for the next 48 hours.But lets face it i am not the type that will post twice in 2 days am I?So instead i will not even touch politics in the next 2 post.And i suppose that will suffice.

I am doing this because i am also like some other blogger am increasingly sick of the past crazy week in politics.We had 3 statutory declarations and one retracted in less than 24 hours.That person is now missing.IN the past one week not one but 2 of our leading politicians have been called a faggot and a murderer.We had a street rally.And in the midst there are many other politicians just warming up to jump into this political bloodbath orgy.

Politics is dirty.No doubt about it.Infact its makes very good conversation topic with your friends.But please idiots consider this.What about our economy.You think a foreign investor want to invest in a country where there 2 leading candidates for the Prime Minister are called a murderer and a faggot.Whoever wins whether be it Anwar or Najib, Bn or Pakatan Rakyat there will be always one loser.And that my friend is us.Our economy is going suffer for sure.And things are getting heated up enough for another Reformasi era.

Statuory Declaration after Statuory Declaration, police report after police report, allegations after allegations ,arrest after arrest and once again we have a semen stained mattress.Oh yeah like my dad said its just like 99'. I am truly sickened sometimes of what some people would do just to get into power and some to defend it.As gay as this sounds I think if you are a true patriot you should know when enough is enough and notice when your actions are affecting your country.Otherwise you aint no different than Robert Mugabe.

Me? I got better things to do that cover this shit.We all know who is a murdering liar and intimidating bully dont we ? Its not worth a prison sentence for me to say it here.BUt if his actions were suspicious in the past becasue of the murder.Then now his actions have definately confirmed that he did it.I got other stuff to do like get piece back my academic life back.So expect somthing extremly stupid or mundane stuff next time.Better yet expect something shady -like.Peace.

Quote of the day
Silence is sometimes the severest criticism
Charles Buxton

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