haze its the new craze

this is done in a uncyclopedia parody . i have interviewed all side and here are their views on haze.

In communist china YOU kill HAZE.
Chairman mao in the communist reversal

It may look like haze my fellow patriots but its actually a WMD (weapons of mass destruction} cloaking device invented by those bastard indonesians so they can give the WMD to the malaysian bastards so they can kill all the god fearing americans!!!!!!!!!
george bush on the haze

thats it we are suing the indonesians
Malaysians on haze

it wasn"t us it was the malaysian bosses that told us to do it
indonesians on haze

aiyoh why lik dat one arhhhhh kenot not do buisnuess lohhh
chinese on haze

allah deliver us from the heathen indonesian muslims
malays on haze

dey i kant see amah"s curry dey
a simple indian man on haze

George are you on drugs or just stupid
The UN security council on george bush on haze

I asure you am not on drugs
George bush on the un security council on george bush on haze

hahahahaha serves you right
singaporeans on haze

ok baby haze is oficially the new craze. every year our dear best buddies from indonesia{not to be confused with those singaporean bastards that cause unrest by telling the truth} give us a present for actually helping them in the emergency so to return our kindness the give us the haze so our kids can stop school for a few days. it makes the air also very clean and helps to cure coughs colds and eye sickness. it also makes the scenery more beautiful with that oh so cool fog so the cheap ass malaysians for awhile can imagine that they are on holiday in a cool mountain side where the air is clean.***********************************beautiful isn't it***********************************
oposed to popular belief the haze does not contain any dangerous smoke or dust it actually air that is so clean that it makes a contrast with the dirty malaysian air we should thank the indonesians.
look malaysians are so happy we are wearing celebration masks!!!!

PS. evertthing written since the second paragraph is the complete opposite of reality. this entry is bullshit the write acknowledges that

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