Friday, March 27, 2009

Democracy is a stupid thing

Hey guys sorry for nearly and i mean nearly letting this blog die. ON the bright side my marks have improved in the exams. =) SO, anyway back to todays title democracy is a stupid. Well not really but i wrote it being the attention grabbing whore i am.Ok well so it has something to do with the title todays post has. I suppose this will be more light t hearted than usual as i am in a happy mood.So first on the chopping block is every ones favourite son-in-law Khairy Jamaludin.

So mr Khairy Jamaludin was has a sterling record of being the kings of mat cemerlang and mat rempits and now dare i say it UMNO youth chief. Aye mate the son in law is finally one step closer to becoming the prime minister of Malaysia by the age of 40 (bastard stole my ambition). What my problem besides him have an ass for a head? He won with 35 percent of the votes. Now you don't have to be an add maths teacher to tell that it 65 percent voted NOT to have him as their Chief. This is what happens in a 3 way fight the supporters of the other 2 candidates were either to busy bribing ,scratching their balls or whatever godforsaken act that are usually done in the UMNO general assembly. And that bastard Khairy from what i have known from his interviews cant even speak malay better than me a chinese cause he spent a good half of his life in England.

But the most disturbing fact is.... Mr Khir Toyo. Yes he didn't win but he is a known second generation Indonesian. Heck his father is from Indonesia. And the fucker can go around as scream Ketuanan Melayu when he is from Indonesia. Maybe before UMNO ask me to go back to China they should check their party for these pedatang asing who dare question my rights. Let me lay down the facts for you
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1. Khir toyo= second generation Indonesian
2. Me= 5 th generation on my mums side and peranakan chinese on my dads
3. Khir toyo= Considered a pure blood Malay and is granted all the wonderfull effects of NEP.
4. Me= Pendatang asing who is constantly reminded that my citizenship is due to
the graciousness of the Bumiputras.
Me= What the fuck.

Next on the chopping blog is mr SINGH is KINGH yes we have all heard this incredibly cheesy and not to mention catchy Bollywood song sung by Snoop Dogg. But now of course a real singh in the Malaysian Parliament has gone and made it his theme song see here. now. Yes this is our parliament. Christ K gangs daily lunch time debates about porn has more decorum and maturity than this.
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Good by Badawi thank you for being a spineless flip flop nice guy PM with all your empty promises and deranged son-in-law really i will miss you compared to who is coming next. Oh and yes Najib Razak is now UMNO president i.e Prime minister. Just great. We traded the village fool for a tyrant. In such a bad economical and political crisis who can be happy?

At least he is catching up on some sleep.

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Friday, January 09, 2009

this year with a bang

Life isnt it. Welcome 2009.To hell with 2008.To hell with my 3 month hiatus. Mikey is back. And he is here to stay. You know i started this blog along time ago.(ok fine 3 years ago) to preserve my thoughts. The thoughts of a rather hormonally charged 14 years old with a piss off attitude and oftenly racist/ extreme neo conservative views/ perverseness.

Well now being 3 years older and after the hormones die down what is exactly left of me that made this blog so debated among racist and non racist. Among the morally righteous and the morally ambiguous. Well to be honest i don't really know. Its another attempt to preserve the 17 year old in words and images. Heck one day i might look back and laugh at this or maybe tear. NO doubt the last year of high school will be a crazy one.

But off to more pressing business. The world at its pace has changed a lot since i last left you dear reader. Badawi is off in 2 months. Murderers are taking over the country(allegedly). UMNO general elections are in 3 months. RPK is free.A black man in the white house. Israel is fighting with Palestine again. God the world must be crazy.

And once again the cretins of cyberspace come to my blog and try to stir more racial sentiment in my blog. I have said it many times. And i will say it again. I love my country and god help anyone that stands between the vision that Tunku Jaafar Onn had and me. Because god willing i will flame your balls to hell.And when i am of age and financial security i will go out and do what i dream of. But until then .................

All malaysians are equal and the people i hate are just the people who are selfishly stirring racial sentiment, and dividing the races and compunding our god given right of free speech for their own bigoted ambitions. Just so happens some of those people are malay. So i flame them. So really i am not a racist. I am just a guy that loves my country. And yes i also equally hate those with anti-malay sentiments on my chatbox as much as i hate "hang tuah". So mr malay dont go around threatening people ok? One i beleive violence got our country in to this mess in the first place. You dont me or my friend oging around thretening to beat hang tuah up or the retards taht bother us on the LRT. I beleive assholes exist in all races just as much as i beleive goodmen exist in all races.

So, my apologies for whatever racial sentiments that i myself have made in the past. Look if us the youth fight about race now what is going to happen when we take over the country in the future. Malaysia will be running in a circle. NO progress. Let forget race and not play into the governments ploy. Then truly the Malaysian Malaysia, a kingdom of Heaven will truly exist. Where you are not what you are born but what you make yourself.

Now that done and dusted time for my new year resolutions.....
1. be less of an ass to my parents
2. cut down on the sarcasm to my dad
3. do my utmost best for SPM
4. get 12 a;s for spm
5. be a nicer person in general
6. stop being a bad testimony fo christians
7 cant thing of anymore(just those that will make me a better person in general)
8 set right my spiritual life before i leave for england
9 make this year memorable
10 quit drinking so much(beer belly)
11 LOSE SOME WEIGHT
12 get better at guitar
13 be mc for concert

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Saturday, August 09, 2008

because my blog is die-ing

hiya.A lil update.I am sorta kinda banned from the comp until the final terms.So yeah dxont expect much.But i am going to australia.ANd dont worry some way some how.I will once again start my merdeka post series.There will be atleast 4 i swear it.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

THEY ARE BACK

100 Million albums sold

Another 150 million various musical products

Over 40 million live audiences

Sold out tours in 50 countries and 50 Americans states

Every album platinum in 40 countries

7 Grammy awards

4 number one albums

2nd best selling band in the world( The beatles are 1#)

1 band


as HELL yes baby.The gods of Heavy Metal are back. say it with me METALLICAAAAARGH.
After 5 years.And no people St.Anger was not a mistake.It was just too raw.And Load and Re-load did produce some decent songs although it was a sell out.But no fear.As ulrich pledged

The lead single, the name of which has also not yet been confirmed, is described as the most downbeat track on the album, and is said to be reminiscent of their 1990 Grammy-winning epic breakthrough single "One". The band have reportedly abandoned the solo-free approach that they followed on St. Anger, returning to complex, multi-layered arrangements such as those typically found on ...And Justice For All. The album was also described as lasting 75 minutes, and being made up of ten tracks

So what if they once changed their musical direction once.The prodigal sons of Metal are back.And thats all that matters.Sure their soft songs are great dont get me wrong.But we haven't had a great metal album since 1989. Thats 20 years.Thats an entire generation without great metal songs.But all is forgiven.Cuz they are back.It called DEATH MAGNETIC
So there.Here is my prayer to the God of metal

Dear Metal God,
Please let Metallica blow my ears to shit when i listen to their album.Please let there be another Master of Puppets.Let there be another ONE. Please let there be another Fade to black.Please let all their songs sound so fucking heavy and loud and fast its will blow pussy pretenders like Ax7 and Dragonforce to hell.God please make sure Hetfield can sing back in tune.I promise to be a bad boy and regularly sacrifice goats and bats to keep you happy.And please god don't let it suck.
P.S Give me Malmsteen's shredding skills.
Quote of the day
"Its going to be our career high point"
Lars Ulrich
Rock god

Let's hope he aint lying

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Monday, June 02, 2008

Disillusionment

Life eh?Sorry for not updating regularly.Trust me i have 3 drafts currently all will be finished sooner or later i promise.Today i am going to talk about my disillusionment.More at the malaysian Socio-political scene.

DO I consider my self a socio political blogger?Well no.I consider my self a teen that likes to talk about this stuff alright.Not every single post of mine is about politics now is it?Bu you see what really pissed me of is this so called National-Alliance of bloggers.At its head is the influential blogger Rockybru. THe thin that pissed me of is reall Who the fuck are you? Head of the National-Alliance of Bloggers.Sorry i thought you people called for a democracy right?I as a blogger sure as hell did not fucking vote for you.And i sure as hell did not ask to be in your big boys club.And yet your name says it all National-alliance of Bloggers to boot.In one single name you claim jurisdiction over all bloggers in malaysia 90 percent who didnt even ask to be in you little club.Now that coming from people that scream democracy on their blogs this sickens me.

This is not really a post.It is an outburst.Real post later today

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Friday, May 16, 2008

examination poetry

HI all.Its the exams.Which means in about a months time my parents are going to skrew me for not studying.On the other hand my old man is retiring in a few weeks although he might go back to work in a few months or start of next year.

This will be more or less a filler.No politics today people.After all yahya warns me that i will be eventually the youngest person to be ISA-ed if i dont stop. Fine then here is some thing light hearted. I fucked up my add maths hence not knowing half the questions and mindlessly drooling half the paper i managed to write some risque even though provoking poetry during creative shocks.There fore here this one goes...............

Miss leong miss leong miss leong
As much as i would like to help you de stress
And i know you would to fall into my sweet caress
But my focus is not between you sweet eyes
but what is soft and warm between your thighs

Look i know is sounds wrong but.........and i hate leong for add math but.....its like H.P lovecraft you know when he talks about loving his mom and taking her into his bed.ITs not like he wanted to its just a form of artistic expression my friends.Like would you call a woman a lesbian if she has a naked painting of a woman on her wall?

There are other poems but i have decided against publishing's them due to the unfinished nature(i plan to turn em into songs) but my sheep should know about one. so until the ends of the exams.see you ppl

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Friday, April 25, 2008

i have serious responsibility issues

OK fine.NO post in a long time .I get u ppl.Neither is anyone posting anyway.The blogosphere has once again died.I suppose this will be short.Yes it will be.I have serious responsibility issues.THey trusted me and i fucked up ok.I noe i skrewed up and disappointed alot of ppl and might not even get picked again.Fucking hell.Its time to stop leading my irresponsible freeloading life and do it for once.I was given the opportunity to shine and now i blew it.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Trust Barisan Rakyat.Then they fuck you in the ass

Great.Just fucking great.As i was checking malaysiakini about 3 am this morning before i went to sleep guess what I find?Perak is now or is going to be a PAS state.And no dont worry it gets even better the DAP has just slammed the appointment and there seems to be in fighting in
Barisan Rakyat.(Really geniuses you might have spared that a thought before you joined PAS)I hate to be right.Just great.Barely a week into power and the so called Barisan Rakyat coalition has already started to show it cracks.As i have said in my last post i did not think it could last.But at least i thought it could work for a while.Nop unfortunately hope doesn't carry you very far in this country.We gave them power and instead of sharing it like nice little kid the scrap and fight over it like dogs.

Politicians.They fucking disgust me.They promised equality.They promised religious freedom.And what do they do on e we gave them the power?Fucked us in the ass is what they did.The moment they were in power the moment our votes no longer counted they did as they saw fit.Elect bloody Al-Qaeda into power.Sorry for the hyperbole but really.

Yes some might argue that in Kelantan you can still find your pork and drink your beer.But this is not the question cause when it really comes to the important things do remember this.PAS stands for Parti Se-Islam Malaysia.Which means they stand for ISLAM.Tell me how the fuck in the world is there going to be religious freedom if you are run by a parti that follow a religion that say you don't have to love those who are not in your religion?Sure bla-bla-bla our lives wont be rally affected by this.But think of it this way.Do want a potentially hot Malay woman covered up?Or the implication of hudud laws that will severely affect Muslims.Because we all know that there are Muslims out there who are modern.Or Malays that are not Muslims.You know what gonna happen!?They will get stoned to death.

As if Is-lam-As-I-Say-Tion is already bad enough with BN imagine bloody PAS.They have even openly talked about keeping the NEP.PAS might be uncorrupted,righteous and pray 5 times a day for all i care but does that outweigh what they would bring in?An end to corruption yes but now if your found stealing you wont have a hand.Want to convert out of Islam?No problem you would just get killed.A woman?You got a great deal. Half your rights would be taken away,your now the rank of cattle and your husband can beat you if he feels like it. Great now we have an uncorrupted version of UMNO but in reverse we get a state where a woman will be charged with seduction if she get raped.Seems like a bloody fucking fair deal doesn't it?

It get better now as the plot thickens.DAP has apologized and will now agree.Then in a twist of turn PKR threatens to pull out if a PAS man is elected.Then later today then have all finally agreed to let a PAS man be the MB with DAP having a majority of exco members.Then in another twist of fate PKR says no to DAP having 8 Exco post.Just one big happy family arent they? At least BN has the decency to function together no matter how retarded or corrupted.

Great they might have solved it but it is like sticking back a broken stick with cellotape.Its not gonna last.Mark my words my fellow Malaysians,Barisan Rakyat unless PAS is kicked out is not going to work.Their ideologies are just polar opposites.Or if they do work then wil be nothing more of a shadow of BN.Great now we are at fucking back to square one.

This so called alliance of convenience should really think of it this way.We are your Boss.We pay your motherfuckers.Do what we want or get fired.Comprende?Because what BR really needs to remember is that the people voted them in.The people can just as easily vote them out.


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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Elections? Let the circus begin

Hello dear reader.If you are wondering why i havent posted in like 3 weeks.Even with the event of elections well i will tell you now.I was sick and had exams.Good enough of an excuse.Ok lets get down to business.Elections.......

Now badawi our dearest bumbling fumbling idiot of a prime minister said on febuary13th.There will be no elections.Less that 16 hours later on febuary14th he said There will be elections.Dam either he has short memory span,really stupid,depend on his son-in-law or a fucking incompetent liar.Knowing UMNO members its probably all of the above.So, elections,election,elections the circus began 2 weeks ago.I will do my best to make this as short as possible without compromising any facts i will in one shot take you through a short wind up of what has taken place over the past 2 weeks.

After badawis lies obviously the entire country went haywire.The newspapers took propaganda to new levels.Bookies started betting on who would win.My non political friend were also getting in tot eh fray.BUt let me tell you something that has irked me for a long time.NO free press.Yes you got it right if you have picked up the newspapers anytime in the last 2 weeks you would fine everya single article is basically slandering the opposition.

In my personal opinion any single journalist with common decency and self respect wouldnt be able to write this things.Because if i had to list down every single point where they had slandered the opposition i would still be writing by the end of the month so i shall spare you that.THe journalist of the STAR,NST and every single other newspaper are an insult to any other journalist in the world.These worthless BN cocksucking scumbags have betrayed every single notion of free press that every journalist should have.They are not worthy to be counted amongst dogs much less men.At least a dog know his morals and what is wrong and right.These people if you can call them that just follow BN's order like mindless zombies.The integrity of the press in our country has gone down to the dumps.

Now i have never voiced my support for the NO buy.No lies campaign because i dont want to rely on alternative media as we can all see what happen when give one source of media too much power.But seriously if you had read the newspapers with a discerning mind you would have seen what a farce it has become.Its is nothing more than a glorified BN manifesto.I am truly down to my heart disgusted and sickened by the acts of my fellow country man.

The next topic would be obviously why vote for BN.They of course been spreading the same old story.Opposition only know how to make noise.If you don't vote BN no economic stability.If you dont vote BN got racial riots. Dont vote with your emotions vote for Bn.

Well of course we vote with our emotion.The Malaysian people are frigging pissed off.IF we are pissed because you dont do a good job it is our bloody fucking right to vote against you.And can they show us an example where a country has strong opposition has bad economic status.Most developed country change government nearly every election.And fuck yes they are still first world.There will only be economic instability when there is cronyism ,corruption,racial inequality and incompetent leaders.Khairy jamaludin,Lingam,NEP and Bodohwi.Need i say more?And lastly whats this bullshit about there will be no racial equality?Excuse but this kinda rich coming from the people implementing the NEP and doing race based politics.Because the opposition have risen above race politics and BN still uses the race card to gain votes.Its disgusting these fucking hypocrites.

And lets take a look at our elections commission.Lets face it.Its a fucking farce.The EC chairman had his term extended for one year "amazingly".Yeah no coincidence that he is a UMNO yes man.Nop none at all.He is a good EC chairman never mind the few hundred dead voters rising from the dead to vote on elections day.Yes people he is that good.He can actually make dead people to rise up from the dead to perform their patriotic duty of voting.NO SHIT! we should make him EC chairman for life.

And also shockingly the government has decided to remove inedible ink from the polling process.This is to show that you cannot vote twice.And they remove it.Because apparently there are some ppl who refuse to put it on their hand.SO it defeat the purpose.Is it me or is some inedible ink is better than none? And we already bought it.Thats fucking few million down the drink.And you know what? Thats government money.MY money! My family pays taxes its my fucking money their wasting i am pissed ain't you?
Since we are on the subject of government wasting our money remember our space tourist?Yeah we sent a guy on a free holiday to space and for what.To be laughed at by developed country's.Because i have seen the hardcore poverty of kampung kerinchi and those shit holes bastards can waste 100 million bucks while of people are suffering and dying.Its disgusting.
Next topic is the idiots that we are voting in i wont go into detail but a few quotes should jog your memory

"You tak suka.You keluar"
"Bocor?MP batu gajah tiap tiap bulan pun bocor "
"Malaysia is democratic country.We not like undemocratic country.We not like burma we not like Myanmar.Its is you people taht errrrr that......id doing this.YOu people are the one who want us to be undemokratik kan?"

A bunch of racist sexist and stupid fucks.Thats who is going to be in power.Najib razak say give me 5 years.I say u had 50 fucking year and look at where the shithole you led us into.Because remember they voted in this idiot. May democracy live on.

Quote of the day
"Power corrupts and Absolute power absolutely corrupts
Dave mustaine
rock god

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Friday, January 18, 2008

a happy goodbye..is there ever such a thing?

I have to agree with junchuen.Sean leaving us has officially made us both type the most emo post we have ever had in our blogging history.As you all know sean had to leave skool to srikl.So this post is dedicated to sean.It was the morning of his last day when it really hit us.We just sat around the tables like we always did since form 2.But stared at each other without saying a word for 10 mins.

Sean.Ahhh my first memories?The guy that sat behind me in math class set 3 in form one did not really know him then.Of course in form two our relationship grew and yes i agree with junchuen he made me really pissed scared of him and kept hitting me.(ok so fine i molested his younger brother) to become friends and he stopped.Thankfully.As things progressed into but then of course in form 3 all of us as one in unison grew closer together.Let me tell you a thing about sean.
Though he was the quietest he was one of the most sensible
Though he looked the most emo he one of the most kind
I will remember sean as the guy that will always pull up my hand after assembly.
The guy that hated the same people i did.Remember the FUCKER 1, 2 and 3 sean ?
The bboy who i had the unfortunate experience of being taught how to "break dance" in late form 2.
The one that was kind enough to open his home to all of us doing the holidays.
In short sean was a k gang member though not as prominent as he should have been but he wanted it that way i suppose.So didn't talk we talked about porn ,girls and WWE.And he didnt get into as much trouble with us.

But sean was a K gang member which means he was always around even being in the stupid alcapella performances of sleeping with lights on sports day.Though he didn't act in some certain semi pornographic bondage videos.He was around when it happened.Its like that song "You don't know what you got till its gone" it is certainly the case here.We will miss sean.
So was it a happy goodbye? By no means it wasn't but we still love you .Because once a k gang member always a k gang member.

Quote of the day
"So close no matter how far
Couldnt be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters
James Hetfield

Here is so you don't forget us

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Shit i sound gay

ARghh ler i miss u la.I know is sound freaking gay and emo now but oddly enough while not being in the same class as most of my close friends the only one i really truly miss is the idiot Ler zhi hui.Dam u iagine sitting next to a person for 2 years and then be changed to completely different classes.I could have gone into C but that fucking moor dont let me instead he lets you choose what class you want to go to and then choose a different class.URgh so i miss lers companionship and sensible advice from time to time ok.And i miss the times when we are in our fake gangsta moods.And i just miss the person who i can sit down and just chat with just about everything.Though ler was never in my closer group of friends i always considered his as a great companion and adviser.DAmmit.I sound gay but i still miss u ZHI.

P.S ler has finally updated his blog.Do go to it.

P.P.S yes i didnt highlight this post cuz it was written in 5 minutes and i am emo now.INfact this is prolly the most emo post i have written in 2 years since the last one was in 2006.

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Friday, January 04, 2008

Ahh back to skool

Hello people and we are back to skool.So be ready for a whole new set of skool diaries.So as my generation grows up we are now in Form four.We are turning 16 this year.And then it hits me.Boy we are really old infact we are in our second last year of skool.

This year if we were American we would be in what they would call high skool.Yes you remember all the movies like mean girls and bullshit romantic comedies like that and all of them going around driving and having sex?Well hate to break it to you but we are their age.I wish i was back in form 2 or 3 actually, ahhh the best days of our lives where the lessons were easy, homework was optional and screwing around was everyday life.
Snap back to reality.I am in form four L now.Goddang the teachers arent too bad though i got to escape Elisabeth Marshal and her fake British accent.I was in the arts class for the first day.It was good everybody gets to slack around and shit la then i got transferred due to my parents who seem to think that the science stream give you a critical thinking mind.But if u get into science it ain't too bad well at least i got jchuen for company.

But just one thing I FUCKING HATE ADD MATHS.Dam cibai that stupid subject i swear if it Can you understand this bullshit?
wasn't that its a traditional subject in college and there makes it easier for you to get into universities i wouldn't be taking the useless piece of crap.I mean seriously what does this bullshit have to do in my life.Am i going to use quadratic equations to count my change?bahhh humbug.

The most unfortunate and ironic part that the K gang is no more.Well literally speaking none of the K gang members are not in K anymore with an exception of Pereira.In fact the highest concentration of our members are now in M class which is 3 which should be 4 but i went to the science stream.Booo hooo.I feel sudden insecurities. Will the boys and girls stay as close as we were now that we are all split up.I hope not. i love the odd sense security of K even though i was never really in the class.Oh dear i am emo now.Shit.I mean i miss the days when
We would gather round back of K class and just talk
Now where are we supposed to gather?But i suppose as long as we have the K spirit it shall be fine

Well its a whole new year for Malaysia too with sex tapes and elections coming up Abdullah Administration have started the year with a bang!

Quote of the day
"Going to science class?Are you commiting suicide?"
MR.Mo when i told him i was going to science stream


P.S My sister is has gone back to england for 6 MONTHS.Wohoo i finally get back her room.Ahh the sweetness

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

Rated-R

I was randomly scrolling through kengyees blog and saw the blog rating thingy.Oooooh look shocker man i am R-rated i dunno i always though i was a a 18pl but ah wells.U cant argue with 36 instances of the word fuck now can you?Its just a very random thing i am doing because i am kinda bored.

Oh yeah i wud really like to thanks my mum for helping me and buying the brain boosting products and God for giving me the & 7A's.But i gotta gove all my prize money to the orang asli which is 3.5k but nevermind because getting 7 A's is not about the money its the thrill of it i suppose.Hey waiy emmmm i am tagging suyen,jo,chuen to find their blog ratings.yeah that and maybe a new year resolution post tmw i suppose.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Just in case i get lazy

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

The HAPPINESS

I
GOT
7A's
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

The birthday


Hey ppl.Just got back from church camp yesterday and me and my mom prepared for Christmas eve dinner with my extended family tonight.Camp was fun and my elders said i have found my true calling or something.In fact i think Christmas is such a big thing for me and most Christians i think i will have to triple post about my Christmas happenings.But this time its not about making jokes about Santa shitting down your chimney. I am going to break one of my blog major rules.I was never going to blog about my religion its just a personal thing.But i figured if he could die for me then i suppose i will do yennies tag so i could write for him.Because as cliche as this sounds Christmas ain't about Santa its about Jesus.

But Christmas is in fact about gifts or one gift in particular actually the gift of life.And that gift of life came in a small bundle of clothes and was laid in a manger.The gift was just the son of a carpenter and his virgin wife.But the gift was the greatest gift of all.

I might not be the very religious type but every time i hear the story about jesus a tear comes to my eye.He might not be born on the 25th but its a good day to commemorate him.Because(now i am not dissing anyones religion here) it most other religions you have to come to god whether its a pilgrimage to Mecca or climbing 1000 steps up a temple or piercing you selve with spikes this is what people to do be with their god.But our god said came down to us.He was willing to degrade his own holiness to be come us humans.Now that my friend is love.

He came from heaven to earth to show us the way.He died for me you and everyone else.He has always been there for me but sad to say i have never always been there for him.I don't know about you but i think the man that died for my sins and the sins of the world deserves some admiration.

Because of him i think i have become a better person.Yes i believe in a god that i cant see.Its because god in a way is like air you cant see or grab it.But you can always feel it hear it and you always need it.I am human and i always will fail.But i thank god that i have someone looking after me.Because just like me my friends and family are human and they will fail me.But my heavenly father and savior always watches my back.

Of course my atheist friends like jc had a big debate on this but this is not the time.But i really want to tell you is that GOD is LOVE.And he still loves me even though i sin.He forgives me for all my wrongs.

So when you tuck into your Christmas dinner of turkey, pudding and soup in your comfortable homes tonight just remember that 2000 years ago a baby boy was born to a poor carpenter and his virgin wife in a stable and laid in a manger and they did not have presents or all of those rich foods and wines but instead oddly enough the greatest gift in the world was there.And what a difference he made.

Quote of the day
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
John 3:16


I shall do my usual Santa bashing and the recodings of me making christmas dinner l8r.

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Friday, December 14, 2007

The insult

As of today the government.The abdullah administration.They have insulted us.
Insulted our freedom of press.
Insulted our freedom of speech.
Insulted our freedom to congregate.
But las but certainly not the least.And perhaps the biggest insult
Insulted our intelligence

The only reason it has taken soo long for me to write this post.Is that every time i have tried to begin the past few days i could bare bring my self to type.The raw anger and sense of justice rush trough my veins and at times i felt as though i was going to burst.I will now try to write a post without swearing but due to my current emotions that might soon change.

You have the fact easily enough.5 Hindraf leaders are under arrest the infamous draconian law of the ISA.Then in between parliament sessions like a mini opposite coup de tat swooped in with the police and apprehended multiple opposition members.Even before that the peaceful human rights walk was cancelled.Its gathering squashed.

Look at it we sound like shit faced Cambodia now.And any rate we are already heading down that path.In fact we have been heading down that path since 1969.But thats another story.

It is now that abdullah the same man who 4 years ago promised to be more liberal than mahathir.The same man who was famous for the quote "Dont work for me work with me" mr nice guy has finally shown his true colours. He is no better than mahathir.IF not worse.At least mahathir was his own man and managed to admit his own mistakes which includes appointing badawi.Badawi on the other hand has the son in law "good influences".

It has happened all over again the Malaysian people shown their grievances againts the government.And they have responded with the draconian fascist ISA law.An obvious tool of government to quash any opposition and their own people in a Nazi like Gestapo way.The only reason they are in power is the ISA and the Media act.
And yet again Badawi propaganda machine have once again tried to pull a curtain over our eyes.To make it seem as though near 100000 people are a small number of anarchist. The newspapers reports on Friday say that an organization known as DAMAI comprising of 350 NGOs representing 1.5 million members have given our beloved prime minister a memorandum saying most of Malaysia is behind him and all the protesters are deluded trouble makers.The chairman is Mohd Saiful Adil and its advisor MCA Bukit bintang chief Datuk Lee Chong Meng.

Lies.Filthy Motherfucking lies.
All right let look at this the logical way.IF there are 350 NGOs under DAMAI why come out now?And if so why arent there any names of the NGOs mentioned?And who the fuck is this Mohd saiful adil guy anyway.Oh remember they mentioned A MCA member being their advisor? I dunno but it seems to me how can a NGO be a NGO when its advisor is a part of the ruling party!
Secondly notice the treatment of this "NGO" party and the BERSIH and HINDRAF rallies? Yes if your a NGO party and you want to hand up a memorandum to the prime minister saying "What fantastic job your doing" and "All the people are behind you" you will be allowed to see him and get your face on the cover of the newspapers.On the other hand if you are a NGO wanting to hand up a memorandum wanting equality,freedom of speech and free and fair elections be ready to be greeted by water cannons,tear gas,riot police and be labeled trouble makers and unpatriotic.What a truly fair way toward our people isn't it?

Thirdly who are this "silent" majority of 1.5 million people.So far no one in the fucking world has even expressed support of this movement much less heard of it.Name me 10 NGOs that support this farce of a organization.OR maybe there are supporters but of course who are they but the people that the government have long brain washed into becoming their mindless drones through their media propaganda.Not to say i mean there must be some people that have common sense and education.

Fourthly what the fucking hell does this memo say?Sure its soo fucking thick but none of us actually know what is actually written in it.Unless of course its just a memo just saying"We love you abdullah".At least HINDRAF and BERSIH had the gut to make their terms public.

Fifthly the seem to imply that tourism is the most important thing in the world now.Yes the rallies have disrupted shopping in town but really when there is race marginalization, our legal system is a farce and we don't have fair elections, is having some angmoh shopping really the main issue here?Does peace really mean retaining our hotel and flight bookings?Does it mean as long as we have tourist buying stuff our country is alright?We are measuring our socio economic growth with the number tourist.How dumb is that?

Look i might not have always seen eye to eye with the dealings of abdullah but i have always took him and his party as fellow patriots with just very different views of running our country.But now finally i face the truth.And the truth is my fellow countrymen is that this administration is nothing but a farce.Run by spineless gutless self serving racist fascist bigots who run and hide behind the ISA law just as soon if there is any voice of dissent or protest.I use to tolerate most things from this government but i will not let my intelligence nor my fellow countryman's be insulted by his mindless propaganda.Wake up my fellow Malaysians.
I blog because while the truncheon may be used in the lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power.Unless abdullah leads us back to stone age of course.Will BN win the next elections? Yes but only because they have mindless propaganda on their side to keep their own people blind of the injustice.But soon enough when malaysia becomes first world they will lose their power.The chinks in their armor is rusting.And everbody will remember it was abdullah that started the rust.

Quote of the day
"We are here not in efforts to be law breakers but rather law makers"
Emmeline pankhurst
Woman rights activist

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

I will be 15

At current time i am just 3 hours and 10 minutes away from my fifteenth birthday.Ah well here come another time or teenage trials and tribulations.....or is it?well i first started this blog to preserve my 14th year old self and it has done exactly that.Fair enough now that i am fifteen i feel there is less about life more about politics.Talk about growing up.The difference between the last birthday and this one is perhaps the hormones slowed down and i started thinking with my brain instead of my dick.

Well here is to my fifteenth birthday.And of course to expect a full talk on growing up.Yes i have been ignoring the teen in me.This is after all mid teenage life.And of course it is only one more year for me to be legal!

Oh yes you can expect another government bashing post tommorow! due to the ISA

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Why do you fight?

I wasn't going to be political today but oh well before that just a short insight of my life just to let you know that i am not one socio political spewing machine.Yesterday and Monday i went out with jo pereira yen li and su yen.On tues we were supposed to go Hartamas square but pereira ffk so i spent a few hours talking to the girls. Anyway we were watching a film called Lions for Lambs and fine it wasn't as great as i thought but the script presented some very good points though it was lengthy.And though the film was very american but its themes were very suitable.Anyway this led to like a 2 hour debate with su yen(who the frigging hell thought she was political anyway) led me to release my brain juices and ponder on why we fight.Red is yen yellow are my thought blue is the government.

"why la you must fight.Might as well stay here while you make your own money and then when your right go to some ang moh country to retire."
The reason i fight is one simple thing.Its the right thing to do.Its not the smart thing or the logical thing to do but its the right thing to do.Blame my namesake perhaps but yes i will continue to fight bigotry the racism the idiotic policies that this current goverment stands for.

"Might as well just vote for BN-la they always win anyways wont make a difference for the opposition.Anyway if DAP does get into power and it does its policies then the malays will be unhappy there will be big riots and unrest in the country"
Well first even if DAP doesn't win every nation must have a good opposition or else we would all have a totalitarian state.Two if it is fight and unrest that will happen then so be it because their so called special aren't even their its the orang asli's.The ends always justify's the means if i have to do a little evil for the greater good then so be it.

"Aiyoh since you say BN is sooo stupid might as well let themselves run this country aground while you are overseas then the people will realize their mistakes and vote you in."
I am a patriot i WILL NOT I repeat WILL NOT let this country be run to the ground.Our ancestors were here for hundreds of years we have as much rights as they do to this land our blood is tied to it.I will not let an entire country be run to the ground and its people suffer and die just for my own political agenda if the opposition can keep the government on its toes but never win fine i will be part of it.As long as the Malaysians win.
"Protesting is not patriotic.We are the people.You are an anarchist you just want to further your own political agenda and power"
Excuse me pretesting not patriotic?If there were no protest there would be no Malaysia!Unless you forget the year 1946 the Malays themselves protested.Our country is one built on protest.Anarchist oh yeah i see and racism and bringing up racial tension what is that?

You see sometimes i might be slightly racist and stuff like that.And i know i aint right but for give me alright.IN the end all i want to see is a Malaysian Malaysia.
Quote of the day
If i were to choose between the path of righteousness or the path of peace then i will choose righteousness.
Theodore roosevelt

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Friday, November 16, 2007

Year end review:2007

Ahh again its this time of the year.Now everyone ahs done it my turn too.OK let me start off with this line if you had asked me one year ago would i ever trade L class for k class i would have said yes and jumped on my feet.Ask me now?I would say no.Not to say that i dont like K infact most of my friends are K-ians but my L class experience was unique would never trade it in for anything.This year i suppose i got closer to the rev-9ers in my class and of course zhi.So be ready for a very special shady post.

Firstly up in the microscope the rev-9ers
The rev-9ers a name that sound as thoug they are some black gang from compton or something.But in reality they are a bunch of really nice guys from what i know of.Firstly Kjin super nice guy with uber big man boobs.Foong-foong for being the largest flirt and extra lame person and huggable.Dan for being the understanding lamer and Mel for being mr.ice but nice.As for the rest(marcus, eugene,calvin,andrew) might not know them so well but they are nice people.(kar yau gets his own)

OMFG isn't that guy from naruta sooo freaking hot group
Basically very nice girl with some lala tendecys.

KNNCCB
Choons gang havent changed much since the last year all still dota ers and maple ers.

Jonong&waihwa& the fook a dooks
Ahh apart from the k gang and rev-9ers i am probably closest to em.Nice guys to talk politics with.And of course other stuff and i do my best to educate them about football.And azim and yuanhong for being the nice guys and malay bashing buddies.

K gang
US.I suppose.We as as in us.JChuen for being my blogmate and lovable lamer.PEREIRA!Ahh lovable guy that you want to rip to shreds but at the same time hug him for being just so lovelble.Tim tai for being my sexy for the most of the part.Sean for being my mr emo but insightful bboy.Lionel-san for getting me started on guitar.Alastair for being my fellow fatman and fatsy and guitar partner.Jshchn for being mr christian and keeping me on the right track.And who can forget WILLIAM! my stickman lamer good hearted friend.

HAHAHA.That animal is soo cute!Girls
Suann for being cute and sometimes very blunt.Su yen the hot perky girl that i can talk to.OH!keng yee for always deflating my ego when it gets too big and for being sarcastic.Xiao yun thoug i dont know that well we started talking a short while ago and for looking so darn good in pictures.Jojo for being my oddly distanly realted cousins.Yeah she is a girl that is a guy that is very nice to talk to and of course looks like a really cute rabbit.

And now for the people that i know out of their own gangs

YO!ZHI!My baby faced partner in class,This guy has really thick skin having to endure my molestations,horrendous singing and hyper mood swings this year.He has always stuck next to me through the thick and thin of kumaris scoldings and kept me awake during nathans boring classes.In fact i dont think i will ever find a better seat mate .

Jon"sexay" yeoh
Neighbor.Very very very sexy.Very nice guy.My reluctant gay bitch and carpool buddie.But obviously a very nice guy of course.

Pei jean
Ahh i remember this girl.Apprently used to be scared of me in form 2 due to my reputation.Atleast she sees the light now.Very nice and sweet woman.

Trisha heah
Red for hot.Puts the L in the lunatic.Knew her since form one but never really talked to her until we got we both found out we had a fetish for jon yeoh.Crazy pscho girl but yet so easy to talk to and very nice too.

Kar yau
would be under the rev-9ers but since he got k-fied i thought he deserves his own article.Well at first i thought he was a very lansi arewipe.But since then i got to know him and despite the often tunjuk perassan face he is a very nice guy who has K class values.

And last but not least
Alyssa "pussy lyssy"kong
My sheep.Very act cute but nice girl who sometimes behaves as though she is my moral compass at times.To be honest i think i would be in a lot trouble if not for her.

Ezreena yahya
Though we never eally talk much.She deserves one for being my political correctness conscience.The only girl i problably can describe as a political equal very smart but has her own battles.But fight those battles girl i am with you.

And time for the blogosphere

Graces
Sorry if i am above blog bitching unlike some people.But grace when i see her blog its always updated and done yes with decent English.

Su yens
Ahh looks like something out of vogue with the life style of a girl.With tons of anecdotes of teenage girl life with some ingenious culinary inventions such as kaya and goldfish now who ever heard of that.

Jojo lims
All hail the great grandmother of blogs.This woman has been blogging for god knows how long and yet is still a blogger.Has changed her link and layouts more times than i can count.Over all gives you the insight of a girl emo or not.

Xiao yuns

This blog is more than just camwhoring its about life and fake friends.This girl no matter what people might say will still post pictures of herself and i might say they do look pretty good.Despite the hindrance of of emo post they are something to read about.

OH!keng yee
No despite the really act cute nane of her blog it isnt what it seems.Its amazingly randomly funny and gets me in my funny bone just about everytime.As for emo post well it does give me some insight.Probably one of the best.Also act like a big ass blog portal to all blogs.Plus there is the random weird post about the inner workings of a female mind.

ezreena
Her life isnt as easy as you might think.Though she tends to stay away from socio politics when she does speak her mind its kinda worth the shot.

The rest i am sorry i am not writing about you buy if you have reached this far then you must have noticed how long this damn post is.soo bear with me a little longer.So this year what have i learned.I learned some friends are you friends but aren't exactly good for you.So another year has past in the life of hormonal mike i like to thank you for being with me during the school year with my adventures and misadventures of teenage life.After all like grace said porn politics and punctuation errors what more do you expect from me?

Quote of the day
A good friend is the guy that bails you out of jail.A real friends is the idiot sitting next to you saying"god that was stupid but it was sure fun"

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

Dumbledore is gay!

Aren't you a wandering the corridors a little to late my boy?I think you should come to my office for a "special punishment" and don't worry the pain in the arse will go away eventually.

In a shocking turn of events J.k Rowling the author of the harry potter series has now announced that Hogwarts esteemed headmaster was in fact a faggot because simply he likes it up his ass.Mr.Dumbledore though unknown to many harry potter readers until the seventh book to be just "great friends" with the dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald.Although now it has been revieiled that in fact they were both gay with Albus being the faggot.Oh imagine it the tragic love story of two wizards.Brokeback Hogwarts anyone?In fact for good measure check this gay Harry Potter you tube clips out it might explain everything.As for jk rowling smart career move since you are already on the catholic churches shit list might as well give them another reason to burn your books eh.You know i never thoguh Dumbledore was staright or gay i just thought he was so magically wizened and powerful he didnt need any sex and if he did he just conjure the hottest booty hoes that the world can imagine.
This to me might explain why Dumbledore was shall we say inclined to give Harry "private lessons" and forgive Snape?Or J.K rowling beastiality theme with Aberforth getting it on with goats?Or how can we forget interspecies sex with harry and dobby?
Meanwhile i am going of to shopping with my mummy cuz well she has no one to shop with.

QUote of the day
"Mrs.Rowling will albus dumbledore ever find true love?
"Oh he has.Dumbledore is gay.
10 year old to jk rowling

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