Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentines day or should i say frienship day

Pahhhh valentines day is a day where u find yourself a 100 bucks poorer and not a minute richer bahhh humbug.Before I continue here are 10 thing yu should noe about "valentines day"

1.It was a day set aside for humungouse pagan sex partys
2. St valentine sacrificed himslef for his one tru love to day and u noe what that un grateful bitch did
3.she started the festival got drunk and ended up with about a thousand guys
4.St valentine must be turning in his grave with the amount of premaritial sex and groping going on in his name
5.emo people who dont have a valentines write crappy poems such as this
i walk alone
on this empty street
fuck valntines day
their just a bunch of conformist
buying flower and choclates for each other{i hope they are poisoned}
hoping to get laid
my parents say they love me
but no body cares
slit my wrist cuz dashboard confessional told me to

6.alexander loh has 50 joo lee pictures
7.because she aint his valentine he had to bury himself in a ton of porn
8.The biggest conspiracy for women to get men to buy stuf for them
9.The night where the people from DUREX make mney
10.The night abortionist make money from peole that did not buy durex

actually valentines day about love man.Its all the world needs.Its love love love not just with your partner but just really your fellow man.

Quote of valnetines day

Keng yee
"can u please insult me and make me derpressed. its valentines day and i dont feel depressed and thats wrong"
......go figure for girls ehhh

JO
"will you be my marshmellow"

tim and me
"will you be my sexy"
"whose my sexy"...slurps

And what is it with our school and friendship day when it is so obviously not.They call it freind ship day i dont thing people buy roses and choccies with lovey dovey messages to their friends.Its just proof that matthew and goh are living in denial of love.dont deny love man love make the world goes round.And what is it with thoes really lifeless people sending each other a hundred of lil chocies with retard message here one for you now u owe me one.seriously get a dam life.

oh and by the way FARIDA CHANG is on a bitch fit roll.What the fuck is her problem man she loses peoples books and then sends them to office. i will never understand women and menopause.

Reproduction with bala is dam boring all about plant why cant we get to the reproduction part godamit.

sorry for the long post la.blogger was being a bitch not allowing me to update.i will blog about chinese new year preperations soon.My entire family is coming down something taht has never happened before.

Quote of the day
"Does that mean the sea is full of sperm?"
Allysa rahcel kong on underwater reproduction.

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