Sunday, August 13, 2006

California Presidential elections and skool muzikal

here is the defending champion of the governor seat of california . the governator againts the pornstar me dun see anyproblem y he shud not win bt then again if he loses he ll be back.
Seen her picture lately . well if u have seen fridays news paper in the world section she is a called mary carey boob size 32 D dam thas twice as big as grace lims. PORN STAR running for the california GOVERNOR seat yep a porn star want the governor seat how fucked up can u get . already i m againts hollywood actors wanting to be politicians mainly cuz they never had brains for shit ecept maybe for reagan that guy rawked . so any way here is her reform list .{things she will do when she becomes governor of california
  1. Legalize same sex marriage { A well known lesbian porn actress for sorority girls i wonder why}
  2. Tax boob implants { wat just because she dun wan anyone to have the boobs as big as her ahhh}
  3. Make strip dances/sex toys free of tax { ok which hormone raging teen and menopausing old lady wants to vote for her}
  4. Wire the california GOVERMENTAL HOUSE WITH LIVE WEB CAMs and POST it on her website .{ erm wat she gonna do with it " hey u want to taste my MANnifest"
  5. Create a Porn for pistols campaign to counter pistol buying in California . {how the hell izzat suppose to work u buy gun and u kant buy porn anymore in california}
  6. Be goodwill ambassidor for California to boost tourist industry { wat A new california package 3N/4D to california free mary carey pron tapes included}
  7. Make unemployment people do jury duty to get money {rite she want bums to decide who gets the death chair or not }
  8. Fight attacks made on porn by the us department of justice { erm wat i m governor and u kant say bad things about porn}
  9. Allow bars to stay open until 4 am {earns the votes of those 18 yr old ppl}
  10. Adress the AIDS epidemic { the only one that makes any sense}
get this she wants to run for us president in yr 2016 cuz u see she is only 26 yrs old so if she wins she becomes the youngest ever governor of california and will be eligible in the 2016 elections to become president of the united states . man can u beleive a slut that was voted as the bimbo of the year can lead the greatest country in eaarth to me that is utter somplete bull shit . "hey osama wanna poke me with ur nuclear missile " President mary attempt to negotiate with terrorist . to all u ppl that think i m a sexist i think hillary slinton can become president in 2008 so there .


the skool concert was held yesterday nite it wasnt bad la but i was dam jealours of the sound of music boy dancers because dam wei they have the only costumes thet can be worn out side the cocert cuz their pants kud be worn to the beach and their shirts under the sweater is actually a nice billabong shirt . my dikir barat wasnt bad but some said it was tooo dam long which i agree my pooor legs were aching by the time the performance ended . den of course grease lightning rocked but the grand finale we sang waht a perverted world me tim and josh sang it wile tim tried to grab my balls . actually i was gonna post pix but i m just to dam bored . godam i havent started my KGT shit .

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