The analogues of raging hormones and smartassnes: there and back again: A south AFRIKAAANS story

sadly i had to bid goodbye to south africa

ok. so this is me having a nice afrikan meal.those people have dam weird food taste.Its like porks foot with mango puding try and figure hoe that taste like??so here is how my holiday went.

JOBURG
got on a flight watched god of gamblers 3 twice.and landed.went to the apartheid museum which is actually a fancy word for "we use to piss on black people".so shockingly enuf we the chinese were made hononary whitres during the apartheids which means that we have the same rights as the whites and we could piss on black people.HEARD THAT PEREIRA nahh just kidding.so anhyway i went to soweto the sort of slums in in joburg.

In soweto joburg is the GP{gauteng province}but is is the GANGSTA PARADISE because it is full of gangsters.they live in places called "informal settlements" which mean squatter camps. anyways there was this guy called luca the owner of the 4 star hotel we were living in is like some kind of genius he went on a holiday and came back 50000 us richer??

The krugers
well my dad hooked up with one of his good friends is south africa and we all went to krugers togethers.now the krugers aint like the zoo or the safari.as in this is the real jungle the real deal man they are 100 percent natural enviroment.the rangers even have to carry guns around to shoot em if they come near.and u can see them hunting in their real habitat and doind thisngs that adult lions do...... it was really good anyways i nearly got bitten by a snake though.and of course i cant put in all 257 fotos for you guys to see but i will bring em to skool the scenery is really good.and my mom said something really racist there.you see we are taklen around by a ranger and a tracker.the ranger is white and the tracker is black.so when it came to a chameleon the ranger touvhed it turned pink cuz he was sunburned so my mom said"if you put it on the guide will it turn black? to me in chinese of course.

the cape town
its really dam beautiful there.its like your in switzerland actually.you dont see any blacks and its all built like europe or america the houses.the sight of the table mountain and the twelve apostles mountain range is dam breath taking its just so dam beautiful.and i saw a couple snogging behind the rockjs on the mount and NO i did not take any pix i took a quick peek and ran off.and i went to the wineyards and ha dlike 10 cups of wine.

the seriously seriously messed up journey home
ok the earlier parts of the journey were not so bad. i had to wake up dam early to catcha flight to joburg from capetown though.but things went like really bad in joburg.becuz of a dam thunderstorm the flight was delayed for a frigging 2 AND A HALF HOURS
. ok so i chilled and watched john tucker must die ,fast and furios3,alex rider{he is hot omg i sound gay} but wen we got to singapore to catch the connecting flight to kuala lumpur we were delayed by 2 hours AGAIN because we missed the first flight cuz the joburg flight was delayed so i tahan and we went home.

But when we went home. SHIT they left the bags in singapore everyone from joburg to KL lost their bags there were like 20 of us. OMG thats all my souveniers i bought all the broken shel necklaces tims shirt MY BOSTER wer there if they lost BOSTIE i would kill them. and there was this dam bitchy indian lady my mom called NGOK KAI LA which means i think angry prostitute pimp skolede us for cutting line when we got there first that not all. when we went to report the missing bag she skolede the poor receptionist. so i just got the call the baggages were found it will be in my home by 7 o clock.whewwwww.anyways a picture is worth a thousand words so i shall leave some fotos dam it takes a long time u noe.the quality to high.