Dumbledore is gay!

Aren't you a wandering the corridors a little to late my boy?I think you should come to my office for a "special punishment" and don't worry the pain in the arse will go away eventually.

In a shocking turn of events J.k Rowling the author of the harry potter series has now announced that Hogwarts esteemed headmaster was in fact a faggot because simply he likes it up his ass.Mr.Dumbledore though unknown to many harry potter readers until the seventh book to be just "great friends" with the dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald.Although now it has been revieiled that in fact they were both gay with Albus being the faggot.Oh imagine it the tragic love story of two wizards.Brokeback Hogwarts anyone?In fact for good measure check this gay Harry Potter you tube clips out it might explain everything.As for jk rowling smart career move since you are already on the catholic churches shit list might as well give them another reason to burn your books eh.You know i never thoguh Dumbledore was staright or gay i just thought he was so magically wizened and powerful he didnt need any sex and if he did he just conjure the hottest booty hoes that the world can imagine.
This to me might explain why Dumbledore was shall we say inclined to give Harry "private lessons" and forgive Snape?Or J.K rowling beastiality theme with Aberforth getting it on with goats?Or how can we forget interspecies sex with harry and dobby?
Meanwhile i am going of to shopping with my mummy cuz well she has no one to shop with.

QUote of the day
"Mrs.Rowling will albus dumbledore ever find true love?
"Oh he has.Dumbledore is gay.
10 year old to jk rowling