WAR !!!!

let shady tell you a story.settle close now to your computer and let the tale of the chi bai muslims unveil.a long time ago there were this group of ppl called jews.they were given their own country,but a few muslims were dam pissed.do you know why.well children thats because they kept having sand in thier pussys.how do i know these kids well thats because unlike most people my age i read philosophy and pay attention to cnn so call me a bitch but i dont giv a fuck.so 5 years ago this mans country was attacked by one of those chi bai muslims .he then started the war on terrorism.this of course starts todays story.
now when this great man bush started the war on terrorism the chi bai muslims started changin abit.even the leader of the chi bai muslims kissed the hand of the pope.which just goes to show thst there is a space fer religious tolerance unless u live in a chi bai muslim country lyk malaysia.
now wen that great muslim leader died the muslim began to become to be chi bais again.they started to turn to their old chi bai leaders lyk bin laden and hamad and hezbollah.this of course now turns in to the israelis-lebanon-syria-palestin crisis.now those chi bai muslims thought they were good enought to to attack god people.they of sourse captured two israeli soldiers and started attacking israel.so now the entire chi bai muslim countrie hate jews.now in the UN security council which a lot of muslim hate because they think kofi annan is related to jews just look at dewan siswa.the good american representitive even had the decency to called the syrian ambassidor my esteemed collegue get skrewed by him.
so instead of trading prinsoners lyk good muslims they pick this donkey fucking chibai who rats on about this great muslim leader calleld saladin who actually infact ask for religious tolerance.
as you can see on this piz below u see muslim chi bais trytinto fight their stupid war.
:muhamed:hey saudara lets fuck americans
:bin laden:yeah and those infidel dogs of the west too
:saddam:allahuakbar
:muhamed:wait i feel horny lets fuck donkeys first
:therest:yeah donkey fucking orgy
alrite forgive a guy for his humor alrite.the moral of the story is summed up in this story chi bais[michael moore,tree hugging hippies}dun lyk kukus{americans english dudes}because they get fucked by kukus.but then there are assholes {binladen sadam}who just lyk to shit on everyone.chibais try to stop kukus from fucking asshole because they think they can deal with assholes their own way.but if u dun let the kukus fuck this asshole we get all our chibais and kukus in deep shit.the literal transalation is if syria enters this wars bush will enter followed by blair then the arabs will come resulting in an all out middle east war.but dont take this story wrong not all muslim are bad my own best friend is one. but there is a thing we can do that is to kell those asshole muslims.bush has 30000 soldiers in iraq borderin syria.so the ball is in your court mister bush.
YOURS SINCERELY
THE REALLY HUMUORED SHADY