MERDEKA

ah hah so merdeka it is but b4 i go on and rant abt how un fairr this country is lemme tell u a short story of something that happened on tues dat betwwen me Ler { my informal aprentice of pevertism and sits next to me} and Mdm. loges.loges was talking about this orang bunyian these guys rite they find young girls to "continue their bloodline cuz they dean. anyway cit the story short sum1 asked her y they came and it went lyk this

Mdm.Loges:well they dont always come but they only attack u wen they really need to come
Me: {thinks fer a while then tell ler} hey ler wen they really need to CUM
Ler: {stares} dude start larfin his head off
Mdm.loges: {notices and takes a book and slap me 6 times}OMG xian wei u memang niee otak berkarat.
THE END

so anyways it medeka bla bla freedom so i took the kennysia and it apears i m not 80 pecent malaysian so i m as m,alaysian as jacko over here godam he even has the same firs name.

so because its merdeka i will notgo and rant on how not merdeka it is cuz of malay racist releigion opression because i beleif htat merdeka is importan it is wat makes us .... well us . ethnic mate . i love malaysia it conservative view but some can be changed{ i shall write abt it later} tho i m not a typical malaysian but thats cuz i m influenced by westernes does not mean i m not malaysian. but the sho must go on today some wierd khoo kay kim came and gav the most boring speech blabla. so anyway i have set up the award of merdeka bastard of the yeaer an award for malysia young and fucked up leaders nad this years goes to Khairy Jamalludin for being racist.
so anyway on merdeka eve me and tim were caught fer talking and were put behind the line during the lines fer the celebration so wen it came to the time to sing the patriotic songs tim put the flag at his dick and said i shall let my lil bro sing it was farkin hilarious den i threw up the falg and missed to catc it den kena skolding from peters dfen me and tim held hand waved our flags and sang out of tune and amzingly loud infront of teachers and made a few student stare at us man i luv my partner in crime .den me tim lionel the rest of footballers went ot play futsal and we buped into lingering lower class chi bai kia malays so tim coming from a park were this dereclict souls play football he noe how to deal with em.so malaysia youth on the eve of merdeka talking abt beating each other up wen one malay boys made a racist remark abt rajveer chinesae ruch up to defend indian againts malays actually it something i can see in the future so much for racial harmony on independence day.tjo i rathe sing god save the queen or i pledge allegiance to the flag instead of the retarded negaraku. but merdeka is merdeka.
PS: kant we have our flag lyk this.

yOURS SINCERLY
THE REAL ..... SHADY