so i might be keepin abit of cartman

well.let face it reputasi saya is tarnished thatnks to that snitching bitch it was nothing butt noo the snitch hat to snitch she will get hers one day tho forgiveness might be given.but anyway shady is dead lyk cartman was exiled but i suppose i bring cartman a bit back i mean i wun be that perveted but just knoledgable and i might swear i still parody i still will rant it who i am but not soo extreme. anyway since i have retired and tim went underground today before assembly we were looking at the form 1s that would take the post of the rulebreakers of their form.

Canditate 1 Candidate2
Name:keith lester Name:Ding zen
Age:13 Age:13

Post: bullying annoying pervert Post:Humping raping molesting perv

Most well known for: masturbatin
in class , puting porn inPJK projek
Overall view:
Mr.lester is well known already and
is more than ready to take the post
but he is annoying and hated,somethin
no rulebreaker shudn neva bee and a lan si footballer that is kayu

Candidate2:ding zen
Age:13
post:perverted dude
MOst well known for: dry humping BOYS
Overrallview:
Mr.DIngzen is more obsocure and quite about wat he does and doe snot have keith lester fame. but he is known and has friends therefore i think he shud be a the one to fill in the blanks.

SO this is the new genaration of rulebreakers according to tim they have already surpassed what we have done in this school. their like our version 2.0. we respect teachers and they put porn into lows face. the most we did was touch a guys arse and we already noe them while they go bewhind a complete stranger and dry hump em. wat a bright future generation! eh

so this is how we all enden our carrers . to stopn from being shady tim reminded me that slimtimmy and fatshady never existed it was where we put our anger and frustration to most likely so to cure it i listen to so musch love songs from boybands is can retice "i swear" by All 4 One backwards . btu i will keep cartman on the side wont i i mean life would be boring without mild sickness and vulgarity so as long as i can control cartman and michael lim is my dominant personality i guess i will be alrite. oh rite and sumthing i saw on peakos blog so here it goes.

mY LIFE WOULD BE BETTERS IF
1) CUNT PUSSY FUCK SHIT ASS were not vulgar words
2) The fairy godmother gave me all As fer exams
3) sanggetha did not snitch on me
4) my sound card get fixss
5) .....erm..i m too lazy to write others ah well

PS. oh by the way tim gave me a few words to replace swear words
Fuck=FIddlesstics as in fiddlestick u
SHIT= Poo as in oh poo

writtenby
mike{ 10 percent absolut cartman}