confessions of a star wars fan

ok so earlier i addmitted i m a star wars fan. i looked on the entire internet and i found this . and i went godam star wars is really bad fer u . i mean i spent more that 30 hrs during the holiday reserching in wookiepedia . imean i dun want to become lyk the guy in the pix up there. star wars is bad for society how many grown men are lyk these. because of those 30 hrs i spent on wookiepedia i noe hu jacen solo had sex with the names of luke skywalker decentdant . how tall darth vader is reallly so yeah at least i do no belong in half symtoms there i want to be the opposite . dam i hv a nother pix to prove that star wars is bad fer health.
i was looking for darth vader pictures. and i got that star wars THE FUCK WARS. a conversation could gon sumthin lyk this.
YODA
VADER
PADME

padme i m strong in the fuck side of the force do you want to taste my hard lightsaber
oh anny your breaking my asshole teach me more abt teh fuck side
alone leave her vader . fucked she will be by the lightsaber mine.
take two light sabers i can.
yoda ur lightsaber so short one meh
yes but hard it is and i can FORCED it
yes i can feel both in front and at teh back.

so i have only one thing to say and it is in teh picture above.

YOURS SINCERELY
the real forced shady