MBS suicide and smack that

anyways to day when i walked in to class some of the rev9 were like staring at the window so i was like wat was that and aparently it was some crazy dude trying to kill him sef dam retard wei and after that the counselor was climb the roof and smaked with him.two hours later than the guy went down and the firemen like punched him.

today in farida changs class she went like the 3 thorns{me,josh,tim} in my side must do oral and we must crap about english subject so at the end of tims oral he was already sweetening farida wei with u are the apple of the eye.so when it was my turn i thought might as well just ampu her also so i said.

now most people say that women dont age gracefully but madam farida is proof that woman not only age gracefully but more beautiful

how do u noe i age xian wei do i look old

well madam its because ur so wise,u are like good french wine as u age the more beautiful more wise and deep.u are like the swan at first its insignifacant but as u grow u become the most beautiful creature on earth.

aparently acording to keng yee i made her blush till she was fully red.hey its always my philosophy that every teacher has their soft point depends on where u hit em even goh has one buit not that mathews or the self condensending dorothy.

after skool me and tim shot a really retarded smack that video in the bath room with jc dam funny onli that tim kant go on9 so i ll post it thru utube within the next few days.

and some of u might have heard this yes its true i m supose to lead in prayer/bible study in my cg in yf its nothing big really just 5 /6 of us at the most for like 20 miins every week so stop saying xian wei behave a bit more holy ok.
ALL HAIL ME THE AMPU KING

we welcome a new blogger lets hope he last ehh

hey.this movie rawks super shite.i thought southpark the movie was insulting but this seriously tops the lot.this is completely candid 90 percent of all the scenes were pranks onm people no script exept for the main cast dam bloody fucked up.southpark might pissed off alot of people but this guy pissed of every one so i ll just tell u all aboot the people he prolly pissed of

1.american gangstas
2the entire women race
3 god
4charismatics
5kazakhstanis

omg i tell u this guy is such a fucking retarded shite.put it this way the guy that created team america were inspired the guys that made this movie were sick geniuses.the guy that made this were sued 91 FUCKING TIMES cuz of hteir practical jokes dam messed up u gotta see the movie to beleive it wei.

oh btw form 3 finally welcomes its second male blogger.finallly my dreams are fulfilled and no alexander loh did not count becos he isnt really part of society.any wei here to the new blogger lerry the guy in 3 months time will be sitting next to me for 1 year my favorite partner in high skool.omg i sound gay shit.

quote of the day
"ok borat its time for u to learn jokes"
' i had a sexy time with my mother"
'borat u mean u had sex with ur mom"
'yes we had a very sexy time"
"borat making jokes about fucking ur mom is not funny to the american people"
"that was not a joke"

............................wtf

haizz goodbye football jersey

in the start of form one so retarded bookwormish and really chubby.

fast forward 2 year later admit it i look bedda and the point is i m still losing wight so i look bedda than this now.lemme see the shanges 9 inches taller and 2 kg heavier.

ok thats it my blood and sweat was all lost to jayson wong.thats it.at least it as honorable.tho i saved more than him he can golkick way bedda than me but i kant help remembering the time when i gol kiked and it flew all the way above the green fence in the basketball court haiiz i shall no think about it.

thanks to all the people that suported me while trying out and to those that consoled me when i lost the place.but i dont feel as bad becos other talented footballers jonwong and mark lost their places to retard like keith molester.

FUCK FUCK FUCk malaysia just lost on penalties.it was a good match tho epl ish standard.do u noe that every team i suport tend to go out in penalties example england lost on penalties france lost on penalties and now malysia damit.haiiz but i do console my self with the change of the past 2 years.

what happens in farida class and after skool football

ok before ig et to the major pissing off event of today i l give u what happens in farida class during the week. first on monday i forgot that i had acidently left eh hangman me and tim played in class so him and jon ong had to break in to faridas office to find the hangman paper which wasnt there i think its porblablyt somewere around la and the funniest part was tuesday.

jon onmg had brought a big tube of potato chip to calls since it was his birthday and in farida changs class double period while the senile but nice woman was happily crapping away just because some f tard had to go and use the wrong pronoun in some sentence.and while we were at it joshua who was sitting in the next row was snoring away so this is how the calss sounded like for 15 minutes.........

SNORE SNORE CHIP SNORE KRUNCH KRUNCH SNORE SNORE CHIP KRUNCH SNORRR AWWW PUKIMA

the puki ma is what u get if u try to steal timothys share of chips and after about 15 minutes of eating finally farida noticed and seprated me and timothy never mind she never notices when we get back toger\ther the very next day.

so now to the pukifying moment of the week man after foootbnall practice kel got into a fight with a very short temepered esmond yap i have seen fight with joshua b4 for even the smallest reasons and it was raining so kel got in to fight and esmond punched him in the back.so kel all of a sudden came to us all cold shivering red eyed sweating but he felt cold and couldnt breathe so he just muttered esmond hit me.and wenteacher asked i tol her la.then ont he way back the chi bai group of esmong inclusive of that blak fuks komalanathan tried to push off the balme that kuok liang had a shiver because it cold and he drank soft drinks so obviously the skolded me on the ride home la blod blak punanis.and you now what i just got from jon yeoh kuak liang sufered froma panic attack from the puch so there komala u idiot.anyway as for kel as much as i used to hate him i never wanted something like this to happen hes ok inside.

quote of the day
"america the land of all the great stars J.LO P.DIDDY T.I and now D.BECKS please call in if u have any other stupid names to call david beckham.
john dykes on football focus

football blues

hey anyways to day we had our first C&S thingie.me GKJ and daniel were nominated for president the second i was nominated kumari was like 'siapa nak membantah' the entire prefects went their hands up but i was still allowed to run.in the end i got 8 votes beaten by daniel and kok jin.how u expect man half of the REV9 is there la and the rev9 control all the post setausaha and bendahari also belongs to rev9ers .anyway we planned 5v5 foootball. i got a quite ok team because the only other footballers are DOIZ and chor and they are playing on a different team so its ok .

oh btw teachers shud not insult their own students if shirley did that to me i ma whoop her blak punani so trish sue her ass.

oh and i have decided since hanging around tim they all can give u alot of weird view on life so here are the quotes of the day since i got alot lying around in my brain i shall do it every post until i ran out.

quote of the day
'what i lack in siblings god gave me back with alot of good friends but u all of u are assholes'
ryan'LITTLE' pereira

hahahhaha all of u manu fans are dying of jealousy arent you

well remember wen i told u i will post pix of my christmas pressies well here are my favorites one.first original old trafford ball rm 132 courtesy of my mom.
number 2 original manu away jersey which i soo love.courtesy of another aunty
body shop of a man a very fancy 60 buck shampoo /body soap but smells reallly nice.

ok now on to the main subject this pass few days of the second week of skool aint so bad.la and most of the set 1 englis kl are insulting farida chang but i already had but hey wat another stab under the belt ehh.but before i type this There is EXPLICIT content it is not PG like suyens or rated R like grace but serious sick eeefying aboot wat me and tim and joshh saw farida do so if u feel like buking just scrool down to when explicit content ends ok.

now let start it out.it was another boring english class with farida crapping about stuff when me and tim found that like she was wearing extra tight pants and punani was being emphaisized.it was like bulging out man the three of us were larfin like crazy and like wen she was writing she scrached her ass ewwww.


EXPLICITZ CONTENT ENDS

now for my final paragraph is what i think i wud call questionable quality of our prefects ok i tell u wat happened on friday clarence was chatting to girl wen i just walked past by him 4 times.i managed to pass yi shing also.

updated new year resolutions
i will not get in to gymrama
i will get in to skool team gambate

ps. i forgot

my other new year resolutions are....
8.lose atleast 5 kg or grow taller
9.grow taller
10.stop being so if woman want equal rights the got it
11.less insulting
12.less smart alecish
13.be THE gk
14.atleast try out for skool team i mean there is only damien to fight for the spot
15.learn a new instrument
16.ask ate least one girl out on a date {heyyy i tot of something random to dare my self wo hoo}

new year man

hello and now i shall type these imortal word this is the first post/skool diaries of 2007.i was going to blog abt my holiday and the new year celebration but nown i m too lazy la stupid earthquake la.i wud have blogged more la but could not use the dam blogspot thingie.sooo anyway we form 3 now ehh dam i thought when i went to form 1 i tot form 3 was like dam bif already now that i am for m three i just go hmmm.well imagine this if u think the span within form 1 and form 3 was short well thats the amount of time we 'll get till we get to form 5 dam we are old. anyway most of my form 3 teachers are ok since i had most of them bfore la ecept for this one FARIDA chang u noe was the first thing she said after she caught me and tim and josh talking at the back of the class and u noe what she says she say u have a very mischiveous face i know u think your very smart and u wont do my homework and all tim and josh can do is hmmph xia wei got face problem. WEI!!!! this is the first time in my life the first thing a teacher ever says to me is i got face problem i tell u if she werent my teacher i smak her dam punani already ok.but hey on the bright side my set inproved and i m siting with my table partner for the pas 8 monts and counting ler.

well anyway maybe i shud tell u about my sexiest EVER christmas present so far my mom got me a original manchester united shirt and my aunty got a official merchendise manchester united footbal!!! wo hooo and no i aint bringing it to pjk u bastards will just scratch my ball. i wud take pictures to show u guy but my sister did not charge our camera and i dunno where the charger is soo thats for another time la i supose.

oh and just to mention we had our first good laugh in the year today when meha who moved to w class came and acted like he was some kind of rebel when he came and said "omg i acted like timothy la i pissed of mrs peters like crazy la i argued with her the entire lesson" we din beleive him and he ask us to wait for lionel to come and the first thing lionel said was "meha u fucking retarded attention seeker" and of course u can expect jc to come and insult with u da the rebel meha yeah chick go for the rebel maybe su yen will like u huh to meha.yeah anyway form 3 its not a time to rebel or make trouble man and meha if u wanna noe what it takes to rebel try swearing to teachers,get kicked out of classes get sent to office more and if u wanna go big ala jackie get the whole skool called up ehh.

and anyway under mathews its a sexist regime will start i supose already canot look at girl cuz of camisolessumore now got some bible knowledge which is compulsory so me tim and david oh have to go la because goh knows all my church elders,tim parent and david parent and church.but some christian people did not show up like denouncers of face no i m not naming names but cough*joceylynsuyenstephanie*cough.

ooh anyway here me new year resolution let hope i get to keep it ok
1.control my swearing
2.kill off the sexy language
3.no more "if you dont like that u can kiss my ass low" coments to teachers
4.study harder la
5.be less cynical abt god and be more faith ful
6.get 7As

any brbrs.happy new skool year

oh yeahs i 4got to say because skool is in i had to cut my hair for 75 bucks and it doesnt look that good and plus i had to take off my favorite but extremely gay bracelet.