randomness

this is a dam random picture i found.go uncyclopedia and research the myth of hentai.

Anyway farida has been crazy this past few weeks la.One tuesday bam there goes our compre books.And she does have a habit of losing books doesnt she tims workbook jon ongs compo my compo i think alots of peoples compre sheesh.

Anyway what else ahs been going around oh rite HAPPY BITRTHDAY JOCELYN AND SU ANN just beacause you like pink so much because it is dam cute {insert sarcastic sneer}.
and jo to make u feel better i got bitten by a bee once on my birthday.

And dont you just hate it when u find so many interesting things to write like things from the news paper but in the end you dont write and then when u finally got semangat to wrtie u dont write damit.

oh and you guys should check out uncyclopedias about malays it shouldnt be in uncycloepdia as it tells the truth. so i ll leave u with this quote

Quote of the day
"the malaysian rukun negara is if its a malay problem its a national problem if its a chinese problem then its a race problem and if it is a indian problem its no problem"
Anonymous on malaysia

Doesnt it just tell the truth

my new guitar and happy aniversay ler

as you all know have been takin guitar lessons.and its time i bought one.OHHH look at it semi hand made in korea sleek pure black maplewood with floyd rose patent.And it sounds really good too.People i would like you to meet my new guitar and acording to my teacher its my wife.its called the Warlock Platninum Pro Version 2 and doesnt it look gnarly.emmm sexay!
well since i havent blogged aboout my guitar lessons.I am taking lesson from rudy the same guy that teaches lionel kuokliang and tons more people.He is known as the best classical guitarist in malaysia and prolly one of the best teacher.He is sick perverse morally bankrupt{he has a wife and 3 girlfriends} but one hell of a guitar player and i have to thank him on the bc riches as hell bc rich rok.
i love my guitar don you? dont mind the canwhoring pleae i was bored.
and here are my amps a rocktron 20 watt.anyway the consequences of buying this guitar is that my sister is completely pissed off cuz it cost 5 k but rudy gave me a 500 buk discount cuz i bought a set.anyway my sister think she can run the house cuz she pissed so i have to give her way including letting her use my comp as hers is spoilt.anyway fury better be giving me free stuff becuz since i arived i have introduced 2 new student fer him like alas and jon yeoh.

Oh yeah this post is also dedicated to LER ZHI HUI one of the best sit together in class partner a guy can ever get.funny and also able to play along with my sexy atitude and can also can tahan my{often out of tune} singing of rihanna jibbs bee gees maroon 5 busted etc when ever i get hyper.he is also the guy i can sing pervertised songs to when i feel horny.i mean ler compared to the last 3 steph kai syuen and yivon he rocks ok yivon was a bit boring steph was good but having a lala goth hu everyone thought i liked was a bad point and kaisyuen imagine sitting next to a ner that thinks she isnt one ehh.

Me and ler have been sitting together as of sometime this week as i can remember kumari m,aking me sit next to him after the first term holidays last year.YUP thats a whole year to gether man.OMG i am sounding gay.In fact i think tho me and ler mix with diferent people i think we spend quite alot of time together cuz we sit together.its interesting to know how other people think.and its also one of our ritual to sing twited transistor whenevr our kh teacher talks about transistors.

and sorry about the waning amount of post procrastinationn is a crime

so to teh guy that tahans my YO LER MOFO MAFUK at 715 am
to the guy that intorduced me to good chinese rap
to the guy taht stuck by me while i was going thru a bad phase in my life
the guy taht tahans my sexy language
to ler mofo mafuk the best class partner taht a guy can ask for

quote of the day
"Malaysia although glorious country have 3 problems social,economic and malays"
Borat on malaysia

oh fuck

FUCK.i got new guitar.blogged about.THEN FUCKING BLOGGER DEL:ETED MY POST.DAM NO MOOD TO BLOG SEKARANG SHIT SHIT SHIT.

fuck off dickov

this will be a short one

Lionel fuck off
I AM not meha unless your eyes deceives you i aint black
look shit holw u dont beleive u dont beleive la dont diss me ok
call me a wannabe
look at hu wants to play emo music and is emo shithole

sorry some chibai ppl really put off my mood shall update when i cool off.I htink my pissed off ness atributes to my name justice.When i see my self wronged or somebody wronged i just get damned pissed of.KANINAA

Quote of the day
"you do know your sleeping with a woman that is exactly like mom?
Oh fuck it i m going to hell"
two and a half men the best black comedy ever

the holidays

hey people i know i am a bit late but the holidays have officially started.Which means non stop porn surfing/tfking for ppl like u noe hu addictive dota usage alas and of course the ever popular post by the cute bloggers like"Do you think my newhaircut/bracelet/thong/whatever looks good" and of course tons of camwhoring,Oh by the way the return of the holidays also mans yes you got it rite my amazingly gay bracelet from africa!
SO anyway we went for an all gay outing to oneU cuz the girls could not come.so it was me timmy josh alas jc sean lionel.Got there first then waited for junchuen to buy tickets. we decided to see 300 the most testosterone fueled movie this year and leonidas man boobs are sexy as one very gay reviewer of the movie said"Hey with so much nearly naked man with huge boobs i definately recomand it to everyone".Anyway me and jc bought the tickets jc memang looks old so i tiptoed and lowered my voice in to some kind of gruff 18 year old.And the guy let us buy and we were like shit we got in.
But then again when were wat the check in place the guy let us go.But then this bastard came and ask him wat movie we were watching then all of a sudden he said mana ic and we were like erm we are all 18 we could ahve gotten thru if not fer josh damit he said 15 years old and even the guys were like you dont look 15 lols.Anyways jc said the most likely to get caught fer underage was josh and alas followed by me and lionel but tim and jc got thru ok.but for semagat kekawanan they stayed with us and mourned over the loss of 300 .Yeah and we saw chengyee but i dont think shwe wanted to say hi cuz we were all swearing and making damn loud noises cuz we were pissed off at the sinema guys SO GSC ASSHOLES IF U DONT WANT TO LET US IN DONT FUCKING SELL US THE TICKETS OK.so we just basically walked around the entire oneU from one end to the other end and ate sushi went to mph to read books and stuff.
ahh sigh 300.so full off ying we are going to die speeches like tonight we dine in hell.anyway where was i?
rite we finally got a new blogger Junchuen and alas i never mentioned him before as he never used to update but now that he is he can join the small ranks off male bloggers.I think got has answered my prayer after failures like alexander loh.What can i say about jun chuens blog let me put it this way he reminds me of me when i first started bloggin fresh and the need to change the the blogosphere always angry like i was.I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FEMALE BLOGGER THEM ALL OFF THEM ACTING LIKE THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!!fuck la junchuen i think he will cool down after a while i mean he cant stay this way all the time do it sparingly junchuen and if you want to be semi pornografik then atleast put on tasteful pictures ok .not full of ur ugly sluts.oh and last ly i would like to tell the world that alastair the king of fong fei kei finally did come to one of our outings to prove he is not adicted to dota.

Quote of the day
"OMFG what a damn shame here we are the loudest noisiet rule breaking gang in form 3 and we jsut got kicked out of the cinemas.I dont noe where to hide my face alredy

the battle for the soul

I was standing in the middle of the basketball court in wesley methodist school.It was the same but on the sides there were glaring floodlights as though we were in a night game.The cantten lights were flickering."hiya asshole"that voice that voicei thought i havent heard it in nearly a 6 months.It was immature prepubescant and obviously malicious."Now now mikey dear dont say your forgot me"the voice.I turned it was me only much more smaller fatter with some gay hair cut bespectecaled. i dreaded it the most among all the voices it was him it was shady.

Then there was flare of anger in his eyes those uncaring perverse eyes the eyes of a self asorbed egomaniac who did not care about any one."You think just saying i wont become you again .shady is dead . you think that really kills me.No my dear i was you and will always be you no matter what.I am your past present future" the boy said.
"No!I got rid of you long time ago"
"ahh still as naive as ever hehehehe"
"I will never be you again"
"come on dont you wish again to to do whatever you want consienceless"
"No you animal never i vowed never again"
"No my friend you are the animal.Remember who put us in to this predicament its you f.You gave me life ......father"
"go to hell i m not father I m Not your creator"
"hell?cheh HELL! I AM ALREADY BURNING FATHER YOU SENTENCED ME TO IT DONT YOUR REMEMBER father.
" Biggest REGRET I SWORE I LL NEVER BE YOU AGAIN"
"humph still as weak i should ahve known that day.When peters threatened you.....you got scared dint you gave in aye you sent me away but you could never get away could you"
" look my little brother is nothing but a fat version of me watered down perhaps to just hyperactive mischief and fun but he is me like it or not."
"months of using that pathetic loser i hate to see you degenarate like that father come on embrace your son once again then imagine what we could do together.Peters is gone aye matthews and goh might be more stern but imagine what fun we would have.I know your pain father those carnal pleasure you always wanted to enjoy but never dared to do again in your weakness i will make you strong again acept me let me help you father "
"NEVER you bastard do it get away you are dead"
"Pathetic loser you always wanted to be me again thats why u keep me as your blog url"
"so this is how it would be ehhh never mind father i like you to meet new friends i made in my exile"

THen it started to rain thunder struckt and out of no where a few figures apearead out of the rain.Hooded with aurum est potestas signs on their hoods.They grabbed me and strained me down on the basketball court.Then one ripped of my pants and shady now hooded and with malicious eyes bent down and said "If you wont join me father then i will join you.Its going to be hyde and jekyll all over again only this time jekyll wins.But to do that i first need to cut off your balls"And with that he pulled out the biggest chainsaw i ever say and started down cutting down i could see the anger lust malice grief and madness in his eyes now his face was strewn with blood chuk-chuk-chuk went the saw then...

There was a sharp pain in my ribs and i shouted "OH MY FUCKING GOD DONT TAKE MY BALLS"then there was aloud laughter then i found out i was looking at familliar faces.I was back in 3L at the last class of the day moral.I noticed i was sweating but i was cold.Shady was back i knew that he was fighting me.This was a battle inside me raging.I shall tell you late as i have no time.But he is here and this was the first of many nightmares.Everytime my eyes close i am in more and more scary situations.

Quote of the day
"all me are good"
Anne frank

First love is soo dam cute u noe

Ahh first love.dont we all remember that.Its when we boys first thought hey girls aint that bad after all.Sniff sniff so touching nyerrrr.Its the point in a boys life where he finds out girls are nice to be with not tainted by the teenage boy perspective of big titties and a fucking hot body and various porno fantasys. Look in my current gay attitude yes people shady is becoming the dominant persona lately.so i find my self reading girl magazines and watching my mothers chick flicks.so here is little manhattan

Anyway this story is about this boy called Gabe rite he is ten and he meets this girl in his karate class and love blossoms eventho she was like 2 inches taller than him.It also had the theme that girls mature faster than boys.ahhh its so sweet becuz its like acted by kids but its exactly like a real romantic comedy.so sweet.Plus the girls is kinda hot.Its a movie everyone should see cuz its so damn funny and cute.Unless you are peadophile dont watch it because there little kid kissing and you dont wanna wank off to that now do you?

Oh and this is also to grace for being the first one of the F3 bloggers to be given peakos blog of the month.Heck me and grace might have ahd our rough spots but she deserves it.with the most comitted posting and straight in your face no bullshit view yeah ehr blog is nice tor ead daily.Oh peak sheng when am i getting mine.

Quote of the day
"Ahhhhh first love..........its sucha bitch isnt it"
Some old guy in little manhattan

its not death rather its momentarily separation

death.My grandpa was called home to the lord last saturday.I haved tried to write post but everytime i remind myself that he is gone i just kinda break down.Hey i might not have shown it during the funeral but i did cry but only twice when i got the news and when i was alone on the night of the funeral.As much as i might miss him really i mean it i know he is in heaven.My cousins came down pretty quick for the funeral and stuff we even did a powerpoint presentation on how he lived his life. My granda did live a full life he was 88 years old.Hey if i could drink beer and liquor for live for that long dam i would do it.He thought me a few things in life like simple faith in god he wasnt charismatic and he did not sing at the top of his voice but he just simply beleived in god.A man of simple faith as one of the church elders said.And during their eulogys my dad and my cousin used my quote "a man who loved and was loved" and i truly think it was a fitting epitaph.Its weird cuz after the funeral it felt like chinese new year all over again as all the cousins were together and we were having fun.Because of his death i missed my exams.AND JUST TO TELL U I GOT 77 FOR MY SEJARAH EVEN WHEN I DIN STUDY.and got highes for objektif only one wrong.Here is to my grand father a man who loved and was loved.My aunty once asked me wheter i could see hjim in the starry night you know what i do se ehim when i look upon the stars.

In school the funniest shit happened it was durin moral the last period and our teacher gave us free time so i slept.I had a really bad dream but when choon woke me up all i did was scream "OMFG DONT TAKE MY BALLS" trust me u dont wanna noe about the dream.

I did not update much the past few days cuz with the death and pre exam depression and stuff no time la.dont worry i ll make it up my posting everyday during the holidays.Thanks tim josh ky sean for ur condolonces.oh and junchuen u are a asshole u hear that.

Quote of the day
"Death is not the end.It is just another door one that we all must take.And beyond green pastures and a endless white sandy shore.

J.R.R TOLKIEN