Monday, July 30, 2007

the end of our days

This time last year when we were form 2 and young and perhaps not too innocent.Gone are our carefree days.As the light of our childhood ends.Soon enough yes you got it we got trials.From what i hear its a gazillion times harder than the real paper.So hard when you fail in our trials you get a A in PMR.Seriously i am not personally freaked out by this.But if i do get bad marks imagine what my mom is going to do me.I mean yeesh i remember when i failed some stuff in form 2 she made me works so hard that i doubled my marks.God that was like 3 months of hell.So heres a word of encouragement.wait..i have none but still i am going to start studying 2 weeks before an exam thats the longest i have ever dne.Most of the time its either the day before or something.

Meanwhile fachang went ballistic for me putting bloody hell in my compo.Well what does she bloody expect from a dialogue of drug addicts and her parent;Bloody Disney Channel?So yeah i used some slang and stuff but its not like i said "fuck of you two face cocksucking slut" now did I?So anyway she sent me to Goh and i put my defence that i havent been in the office for like 6 monthss.And Goh Actually went to my defence!?So she makes the quote of the day.

Quote of the day
"Well in your defence i do suppose that durcgs addict use foul words"

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

its official PMR kills everything

we had our concert.It was ok except for matthews giving some el fake-O speacha t the end.Dint make it for the saturday one though had church play to do.OH yes shall i add this little inconspicous fact that harry potter and the deathly hallows were out.Well then in four words....

I FUCKING KNEW IT
yeah man.I sooo knew that harry in a way had to kill himself and then be revivied and i also knew that harry was a horcrux since the sixth book.It was soo potong stim. but all in all la good book.But unfortunately choon the rumours of harry and ginny getting-it-on isnt there.

Oh yes PMR has literally killed of the blogospehre no one blogs anymore.Its PMR my mum is freaking out.Our on9 time has been serverely vut.Oh we are so screwed.Being that PMR did literally kill off all teh fun in our lives.And by the time we sit for our exams we be drooling zombies muttering sejarah facts i just have one thing to rant about yes you guessed it

Matthews that annoying coniving biatch.Look remember a time when harry potter was allowed and even sold in school well now matthews has banned it.This and along with sittting in your lines on wenesday mornings when peter allowed time to socialize matthews of course not really having any real friends in her child hood disallowed this.And now we are not allowed to say hi madam?For gods sake aren't teacher around to be our friends and now she puts a wall of formality between us.Bloody bitch

Note this isnt a rant but kumari has been through another mood change on monday.Instead of insulting me she praised the shit out of me and then insulted her beloved rev9ers god she said i am good looking just with a bit of baby fat i can act,dance,cook plus i get decent grades without really studying.And she goes if she were a girl she choose me.The funny thing is lyssrach agrees with her.WTF!!Is the world going bleeding kooo kuuuu.Oh yes lyss fine you were a nerd alright but your hot now.So whats the bleeding differentce sheep?

Quote of the day
"yeah its quite true you can beat yivon if you actually studied."
Lyssrach

to lazy to highlight read it if you want

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Embarassing and Shameful

These are the 2 headlines on the Times and The Star.It pretty much sums up of how our national football team is.Shamefully idiotic and embarassingly tactless .Let put it up this way in reference to peako if you were ever to fall off a cliff you will pass chelsea then charlton , then england after that perhaps leeds united then just when you hit rock bottom you'll problably see crewe alexandra then when you hit the lowest most shit infested stinking part of hell you got our national team.

Not that i am tak patriotik but please how can the FAM ask us to support a team that sucks so bad you cant put it in words.For a country like us after 50 years worth of peace should atleast be able to put on a good show.No instead we get our pussy's whipped by a country that came out of communism 10 years ago and a country that got its indipendence 15 years and took another 5 to become peaceful.

I suppose firstly it has gotta be racism.Do you notice that there is always a 11 malay line up according to well everyone including the FAM the coach must always have a 8 bumiputera team.Looks its so bad even a malays guy at the ramli burger stall was swearing at his own race.Its true we were actually in the top 60 of the world way back in the groovy 70s but since then where have we gone...The answer is now here but down.In the 70s we were good beacause we had a racially balanced team of sorts now they pick malays guy over indian or chinese guys that cant even play.

Another problem is the FAM they keep firing coaches that are good.Usually FA's with common sense keep good coaches no no no we are malaysians we fire good coaches.The last one alan harris took us all the way to 111th in the world he was good having after all being asistant to terry venables at barcalona .No we are malaysian we expect way too much the FAM want him to win us the bleeding world cup.HE was fired the next guy norizan bakar in the FAM eyes must have been a success though he got us all the way to the all time low 149th in the world

I supose another problem is taht we dont have a very football nurturing culture.Our player are badly paid if paid at all.The FAM(yes those idiotic bastards again) also keep on changing the dam league formations its soo stupid.We too are to blame we all watch MANU and Chelsea and even Totenham but when was the last time you seen selangor fc versus perak united?Its a chicken and egg story no support no good football,no good football no support.

*******************there was supposed to be united abominations pix here but idiotic blogger erased it****************

On a lighter note Megadeth newest album has come out called united abominations.Ok fine megadeth was never megadeth since10 years ago.But mustaine has finally stopped doing drugs and drinking and gotten a new line up.It doesnt sound half bad infact its pretty darn good.With a tout de lamonde being my favourite but united abominations,sleepwalker and gears of war being very good.So yeah it wasnt as full of bull shit like the system has failed and it wasnt as orgasmic as rust in peace and peace sells.But all in all a very good thrash metal work but warning just experiment with the songs i said if you are a metal fan this is not worth your 49.99 ringgit but its worth the hour you wait to download the entire album.ciao

quote of the day
"Bodoh betul la kalau nak main bola semua kaum mesti ada melayu ada cina ada india ada singh ada chapati pun mesti ada tau.Taulah you kereta malaysia macam pemain bolasepak malaysia laupek aje.
some malay guy at the ramli burger stall

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

i went to a eminem/savage garden/limp bizkit/wang lee hom/jay chou and fergie concert

i went for my churches amazing race.Now somewhere on the bas to seremban.Some lala idiot started blasting his Ipod to mega loud until in the row infront of him can hear it.That i can tahan but then he sing in the most out of tune lala voice until the bus driver all the way in the front can hear that fucker singing.Its so bad it makes pereira sound good singing my love now thats a statement.I mean this lala kia was soo stupid he wont even shut up when his friend asked him too.

Meanwhile in the irish dance it seems that the curse has been following me like crazy.First Noraini ordered on size to small for me so i look like a sodding faggot.But atleast i have to thank a few girls who say i am chubby cuz my tummy aint that big.And it does look abit nice.

Oh yes i have to say sorry to my sheep whom i made cry on monday.Hey its jonO fault too ok.We were shoving each other just for the hell of it and then we did not stop when lyss told us to stop so she screamed and then cired but laughed it off minutes later.so sorry sheep.

now to hear what the bus people said

"Diu ni ah seng sau seng ham ka chan"
some chinese guy

"Oi hum ga ling shut up la u distubing people so hai"
his friend

but nobody beat this malay guy who was siting next to me muttering under his breath......and he earns quote of the day.

Quote of the day
"babi cina sial"

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Friday, July 06, 2007

the curse of the irish

Eversince i joined the irish dance i have been having bad luck to no end man.First day of practice krak goes my ankle.Then there off all times in fron of the school i bend my foot and sprained it again.Just the luck of the irish isnt it.Well anyway i am trying to get out of it though goh said she'll reschedule the dance for me unlike that bitch matthews..Luckily noraini says i f i can find a person who can fit my clothes to join then i am home free.So anyone interested?

And by the way it was parents teachers conference.What can i say same thing every single year"xianwei is a intelligent person just need to apply himself" bullshit.hey arsewipe you try living ina family full off over achivers and knowing that you can over achive but am to lazy too.Kumari tatally skrewed my said i was bad person and told my mom to remove my com tv and phone.bloody bitch.But bathan was surprisngly nice ans shabnam talked about how i improved and actully i think this year has been a good one for me>I mean 2 b2s one A one C and the rest B1.Fachang on the other hand was nice because of my imaculate skills of diplomacy i.e shoe cleaning.

yes i am too lazy to highlight any shit or write about my internet conection because hwat i just wrote took me 2 hours ok.So fuck off.

quote of hte day
Would you choose bad pussy or good ass?

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Sunday, July 01, 2007

fuck u kumari

here the post you people have been waiting for.Couldnt update cause streamyxs is a bitch so dam laggy. let me start this with abit of prologue.9 months ago.
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It was the sangetha saga.Me jacky and kel were suspects.I blasted matthews and cleared my name though kumari had told matthews that i stole it.

present day

This is what happened.See things were getting fine between me and kumari.All wrongs have been righted i was kumari's new poster boy she started praising me as i was doing well above average for sejarah.Infact i was doing quite good in her class.But you see this is my fault too i acidentally left serena sia project under my table so i got skrewed by her.Which by the way i suppose i deserve.BUT then she say she is gonna give me a C for that and I was like"what the fuck" but of course i couldnt say anything la couse my fault what.

But no she wasnt done there.When daniels group lost their project she went like"I tau siapa ambil michael yang bodoh itu ambil.You all tahu last year that jacky yap yang main suspect dalam kes sangetha tu kan.Michael yang ambil tau dia lah culprit."I swear to god if i wasnt fucking blocking my ears out and if it wasnt for Parent teacher meet i would have fucking blassted that fucking bitch like i did to matthews last year.

Kumari that fucking kanina biatch think she is soo fucking dam big.People might say let it go let her say what she says.Hy fucker my personality is that i do not like being fucking accused of something i did not do.Matthews got blasted for that and kumari isnt below it.Who does fucking kanina bitch think she is i could fucking sue her for publicly slandering me bloody bitch.I think MR.kumari was pulled in by her using black magic because that is no fucking way
such a nice guy ended up with a two face pussy ripped ugly rotten slut of a fucking bitch.ARGHHHHHH.FUCK HER.

Mean while i am in a dillema i have the lead role in a church play but then its on the same day of concert and i already signed up for both.Die lar dunno what to choose.shit.

Thought of the day
"diana is dam hot"
oh crap.i am perving on a dead person.

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