GOD DAMIT

alrite here i am writing a post well because htere are two things i need to adress .both of course dealing with very religious issue so if u are a stuoid malay bastard get outta here now.and to my readers if u ignored the mature rating on this one well then read along.

PT1 wen ur sistas want black
all rite i noe wat u guys are going to day about this but heck kant a guy express his views on a blog. man alrite i m comin open in this my sister is dating a nigga.ther i have said it. i noe this might sound a bit racist.eventhough he is not fully black half portugese or sum shit.so any wayi mean fine if my sister want to marry ablack dude have black kids and be called mrs krall then its fine with me.its her own dam life.but owww coman does she really have to lyk date a black dude fer 2 years. i mean black guys are ok but u wudent let your sister marry one would you even if he is so totally hot.well i dunsee the point in this really but it leads me to a bigger picture you know something that came out in the news paper to day.

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this is a a law that band us from talking about releigion.so example if i talk to tim about wether we shudget baptised it would be againts the law.gaddamn and to expect this from a malay pussy.badawi mate i had always thought that u were a pussy but not a baf one.until now of cousrese because ot the case of the dudes lyk that malaysian climber and jocelyn ong case there is conterversy.the reason is those godamed islamist lyk abdullah want every one to enter their pagan reliogion and go to hellll.and because just because back in 1969 to u people who dun noe history we chinese were to rich and of cousrese being pussys malays faought with us and thats how we get bumiputra laws so i beleive that we shud have kicked those insolent assholes until their pussys bled.dont u guys know what these means we will never have an equal chance at university never an equal chance at jobs or houses.we have had out entire rights stripped from us.and now giving the ayriah court a bigger holding in the entire malasysia it give more unfairness to us non muslims cuz u see now if i faught with someone over releigion i would be brought to syariah court and because that guy is a muslim i will lose the case. wat ius malasyi coming to we might not notice it but one day we might turen in to those damn snad niggers slaves and whats this bumiputera rights huh the malays arent even bumiputera they are from jawa its the ownag asli that deserve it.and plus the fact the muslim are just MUTHAFUCKIN SHI BAIS INSOLENT M,UHHAMAD PRAISING LOSER SO JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.i m so pissed i kant even explain it in words for christ sake bumioutra laws might have been a nessecary evil but hell u guys know y this is the reason i want to become a politician thats t change the damn racist world we live in and to punish thoes assholes.and freedom of speach.abdullah has even banned the the IFC thats inter faith comity that was created to dicuss these issues ni he wants to keep the malays in power doesn he deemig that this is to con terversial and says taht it will creat tensions between religoins well fuck u. man i m jsut so pissedd i kant fuckig write anymore.but there are weays one day those muthafucking muslims will get theirs so un til then FUCK U CHI BAI MALAYS

well changed my blog skin

ok so i changed my blogs skin.it looks way much bedda than that retarded general skin.thanks jo.so anyway i m writin this cuz i joined the stupid dikir barat to skip calss
.which by the way i suck at so anyway i write here because i m entering the quill agin so give me luck.and from on now i will how a small sayin to tell u wat my favourite song is wwich by the way changes alotAND IF I AM RALLY BORED I WILL GIC U A SONG REVIEW .well this weeks one is..........

CURRENT FAVOURTIE:OVER MY HEAD BY THE FRAY
PAST FAVOURITE: WELCOME TO DETROIT CITY BY TRICKY FEAT EMINEM
TOP 3:OVER MY HEAD
WELCOME TO DETROIT CITY
SNITCH

YOURS SINCERELY
THE REAL NOT SO FAT SHADY

well here is a ver touchy subject

well if u do not want to here about growing pains or very touchy subjects lyk bleeding vaginas please leave b4 u come in to contact.if u are of course aquainted with my writings please do comin. to days topic PMS .the female species and few special men like bin laden have often been plauged by this well monthly sickness.they say they are more sensitive more better at war decisons than man that always leads to war.well PMS makes them lose it all.the second a PMS occurs it turns a woman from a loving compassionate motherly figure to a dangerous tiger ready to snap at u in any positions.example one is mdm rosdiana one tiome i din bring my textbook dc one week.example 2 magaret thatcher she got her pms and wat happened she tore apart a country.bin laden was pretty mush did nothing b4 911 but one day he got OMS and wat thappened he bombed united states.its not that i am saying that woman with bleeding vaginas are bad but can u trust some thing that bleeds for 5 days and doesn die.well i aint woman shud be xcluded from important positions but well yeah we have to take in concern about bleeding vaginas. the real unreal shady

well here is a ver touchy subject

WAR !!!!

let shady tell you a story.settle close now to your computer and let the tale of the chi bai muslims unveil.a long time ago there were this group of ppl called jews.they were given their own country,but a few muslims were dam pissed.do you know why.well children thats because they kept having sand in thier pussys.how do i know these kids well thats because unlike most people my age i read philosophy and pay attention to cnn so call me a bitch but i dont giv a fuck.so 5 years ago this mans country was attacked by one of those chi bai muslims .he then started the war on terrorism.this of course starts todays story.
now when this great man bush started the war on terrorism the chi bai muslims started changin abit.even the leader of the chi bai muslims kissed the hand of the pope.which just goes to show thst there is a space fer religious tolerance unless u live in a chi bai muslim country lyk malaysia.
now wen that great muslim leader died the muslim began to become to be chi bais again.they started to turn to their old chi bai leaders lyk bin laden and hamad and hezbollah.this of course now turns in to the israelis-lebanon-syria-palestin crisis.now those chi bai muslims thought they were good enought to to attack god people.they of sourse captured two israeli soldiers and started attacking israel.so now the entire chi bai muslim countrie hate jews.now in the UN security council which a lot of muslim hate because they think kofi annan is related to jews just look at dewan siswa.the good american representitive even had the decency to called the syrian ambassidor my esteemed collegue get skrewed by him.
so instead of trading prinsoners lyk good muslims they pick this donkey fucking chibai who rats on about this great muslim leader calleld saladin who actually infact ask for religious tolerance.
as you can see on this piz below u see muslim chi bais trytinto fight their stupid war.
:muhamed:hey saudara lets fuck americans
:bin laden:yeah and those infidel dogs of the west too
:saddam:allahuakbar
:muhamed:wait i feel horny lets fuck donkeys first
:therest:yeah donkey fucking orgy
alrite forgive a guy for his humor alrite.the moral of the story is summed up in this story chi bais[michael moore,tree hugging hippies}dun lyk kukus{americans english dudes}because they get fucked by kukus.but then there are assholes {binladen sadam}who just lyk to shit on everyone.chibais try to stop kukus from fucking asshole because they think they can deal with assholes their own way.but if u dun let the kukus fuck this asshole we get all our chibais and kukus in deep shit.the literal transalation is if syria enters this wars bush will enter followed by blair then the arabs will come resulting in an all out middle east war.but dont take this story wrong not all muslim are bad my own best friend is one. but there is a thing we can do that is to kell those asshole muslims.bush has 30000 soldiers in iraq borderin syria.so the ball is in your court mister bush.
YOURS SINCERELY
THE REALLY HUMUORED SHADY

ah well wat are the odds of that

well here a shcker to all of us .every1 noe that me and jo have the same family name but no really xpects us to be related i mean dude we probly have to go back to the ching dynasty to find a common ancestor rite. wrong u see one fine day me and jo were tokkin about homework and she knew wat homework i was tinkin of and we went lyk family ties and then the conversation went on we found out we both have the same great grand uncle .u see her family come frim penang and so does mine .and wat are the odds that two lims were married or were the headmaster of some shit lyk that at the same time . well if this works out correct that means she is the great grand daughter of my great grand fathers cousin.i noe it confuses me at first but it means she is my cousin three times removed.another weird thing khai shings family is from penang but what are the odds of that?oh by the way if u all havent herad i been swimmin the past three weeks so that makes it abt 12 kilometers and now i have developed leg muscle. old weight 68KG current weight 66.5KG ideal weight 62-63 kg.YOURS SINCERLYthe real not so fat shady

A REAL FAT SHADY SPECIAL:World cup=ITALY

well in the light of the end of the reacent world cup.omygod no mare late nights and soon i shall settle back in to my normal tv schdule.now i present the shady world cup awards up first is guss hiddinks who steered useless countries lyk australia in to the final closely beat jurgen klinsman for this award.
Miroslav klose the man that scored the most goals in this world cup 5.the golden boot award.
french captain zenidine zidane was in my list of best players in the world cup and he woeld have taken kloses place as for a 34 year old he plays very good and made the biggest comeback in world cup.that was until he HEADBUTTED an italian player so he was sent of so david tevesque missed the shot that he was suppose to take therefor france losing the world cup.he now wins the biggest SO HAI in the world cup award.