ah well its a boring world

dam bored.dam bored.dam bored. yeah dats sums up 2day i fukinhate com ppl i had to fix my com lyk fuking 4 times and me mps that i just fixed yesterday JUST FUKING crashed .so aneways woke aroun 11am i am dam bored liowzz.usin my siters com now cuz the bastards din do a gd job.speny my time talkin to jo on how to add songs to ur blog and we decided to go kiara evntho fukers kl chin is goinn to be ther bastasd.any way remember wen i tol u guys we took fotos on friday well here they are wait kant upload 4 sum reason shit nvm. hu wans to go kiara 2molo ohh new up date on shadys life we aint goin to kiara and i aint gonna take abath for 2 days

ok so i cut my hair

i am writing this in an obsucre cyber cafe somewhwere in chereas while waiting fow\r my mom to finish. i went to this saloon around like 11 its called wood saloon and apparently the director of the saloon brendan ooi is apparently in the top 5 hair cutters in ,malaysia despite the fact he is gay. i have a totally nice new hair cut which sost abt 50 bucks i noe its expensive but heck i mean its good. THe weird thing is ever since my sis grew up i think my mom is trying to use me to replace her as a daugther cuz she never spent 50 bucks on a hair cut for me its really shocking yu noe . i will upload the photo asap . so aneways this director rite he keeps calling every1 darlin for some reason he is like to me he says "darlin arrr holed still. any ways brb gtg pl;ay so me stupid game to fill time

TYOURS SINCERELY
BABY FACE SLIM

ITS THE 1 MONT ANIVERSARY

damit damit.i wasnt able to go out with jo they all cuz like daniel 4got to call me yesterday night so wen they ask me to go wit them this mornin my mom refused and blabeed about some shit about me bein irresponsible so like i had to go home. damit then my maid aint home cuz she went to take my grannies to the hospital so waited at my other grandmothers house in bangsar so like after dat i went buy lunch and ate it.to day was teachers day so like we all brought presents and i brought choxccy cake we all just sat aroun talking and i hate sorta sean.to day is kinda offa a big day its my 1 month blog annieversary thank you for endurin its over vulgarityness yes yes some of u was offended but as in the words oof eminem "i got the balls to say things and sugar coated it all" i the real slim shady my blog aye was shallow vulgar but put it in this context u guys heard the truth and nuthin but it . in conjunction of this commeratous event i have decided to change the name to baby face slim cuz most of u think i m am baby faced . so u guys wanna noe wat i think u are rading my blog so i presume u want to noe wat i think .the world cup is coming

THE REDEMTION REBIRTH OF SHADY

hey i m quite happy thetwell quite sum ppl are goin to my blog but pls let there be mor ei noe i soub a bit of a wannna be but heck i m writing this on my moms dam com.ahh the ironies of my life . well i havent posted for quite a wike cuz lyk i had reallly big exams this is a cahnce for my redemtion cuz I AINT STUPID i m jus right braianed. well lemme update you on how my life has been the past coupla weeks .number 1 jacky the fucktard lied to mr low and he went to office and cried.erm i studied really hard for sej and snc durin the weekend but the exams really took its toll on wednesday maths test.I was lyk OMFG all my hard work from the past two months reliued on this shit and if i dont its either boardin skool or 5 months worth of lunch detention with chua personally i dunno wats worst .well the exam week came and past and here i am siting here writing my blog i m goin to open a can of coke relax tho i m goin to church camp 2-5 june .ahhhh the seet smell of freedom. erm wat else lets see oh does any1 want to watch da vinci x men or sum shit just call me k. oh and in ur comments pls tell me whter my name shud be changed to baby face slim cuz lots of ppl say thet i am baby faced . yours sincerely the real undecided shady

THE PEace b4 wat

U noe nappoleon oncve said thet dis will be the last entry for the next 1 week as exams are here. god dis is my redemtion to redeem my self no more lunch hour with chua no one callin me dumass no more i nedd 2 be redeemed . so this is what happen to me the past week well lemmmes seeez i have receive comment thet my blogs are shallow and sadistic but funny so yeah fine no more top ten bhitches anymore if u guys think i m shallow . oh i also broke my sisters com accidently and yesterdfay my sis went to watch the davinci code and it is really goo so hu wanna watch it .tell me k. plus this one week i been pushin my self like a nerd ass so i can do well hey its either this or boardin skool .oh and to day my maid is goin to court cuz of the stupid fucktard m,alay police man he shud go fuck himself man asswipe .erm oh can some1 tell me how do u add music in ur blog cuz i really dunno how so pls help me yo . yours sincerely THE REAL NERDY SHADY

THE PEace b4 wat

U noe nappoleon oncve said thet dis will be the last entry for the next 1 week as exams are here. god dis is my redemtion to redeem my self no more lunch hour with chua no one callin me dumass no more i nedd 2 be redeemed . so this is what happen to me the past week well lemmmes seeez i have receive comment thet my blogs are shallow and sadistic but funny so yeah fine no more top ten bhitches anymore if u guys think i m shallow . oh i also broke my sisters com accidently and yesterdfay my sis went to watch the davinci code and it is really goo so hu wanna watch it .tell me k. plus this one week i been pushin my self like a nerd ass so i can do well hey its either this or boardin skool .oh and to day my maid is goin to court cuz of the stupid fucktard m,alay police man he shud go fuck himself man asswipe .erm oh can some1 tell me how do u add music in ur blog cuz i really dunno how so pls help me yo . yours sincerely THE REAL NERDY SHADY

wow i din update for quite long

Hey sory i din up date dis dhit for quite sometime as lyk had to study cuz exams are comin .I DUN WANNA GO TO BOARDIN SKOOL.so dis is wat happened to me on monday

MONDAY

todaynmy mom bailed out my maid from the police station.ermmm i went to tuition den i ate at fuyus with granma and my uncle and aunties after dat i went to the doctors cuz i cudden stop koffin den i went home did home work and den slept.

TUESDAY
i hate the fuker kel chin he keeps on breaking peace and tries to skrew me wen ever he can the bastard fuk him.nuthin else reely happened today but i slept from5 pm to 6 pm lolx i m a lazy piggy.

Wednesday
as i write \this the sky ova my house lokks as though it gonna turn black .skool finished kinda early to day but the worst thing dat happened is that me jang foong and andrew passed up our books den pulled them out the stupid mr low thought of actually counting the boks.wtf man we all gonna get sent down to office shet shet shet

YOURS SINCERELY

THE REAL FAT SHAFY

i dun wanna go boardin skool

the shittiest things happen on a sunday

DAm fuked la my parents found my books in my bag and read all the blardy stoopid remarks made by all da teachers den i kena threaten dat if i dun do well dis term i will get to go to boardin skool which really sux cuz i dunt wan to turn out like my english accented bastard cuzzins.haizz i must study hard damit.But at least the worst will be over in xactly 2 weeks so life aint so badd if u look at it in a way.oh i juast got a call from my maid rite shes inside the police station cuz she was playin mahjong my mom was lyk wut the hell now my maid kena detained for 24 hrs lolx so now my mom wand dad went to dang wangi police station to bail her out.so i m home alone as i write this cuz my sis went to see her friend perform he just landed a record deal by the way .yayy i noe a star lolx.but fer now i need u ppl to tell me wether i shud go to boardin skool

THE GOOD PART

1. I GET TO START A NEW
2. I GET A REEELY GOOD CV
3. GIRLS THER ARE HOT
4. U CAN SLIP IN TO THE DORM OF THE GIRLS

THE BAD PART

1. LIFE HERE IS QUITE OKAY FER ME
2. I HAVE FRENS
3. THE PLACE MIGHT HAV BULLIES
4. I HAVE TO STDY HARD TO KEEP OUT OF DIS SKOOL
5. I MIGHT GET HOME SICK
6. U ONLY CAN GO ON9 1 HR A DAY

SO I REELY NEED UR COMMENT THX

YOURS SINCERELY

THE REAL CONFUSED SHADY

i hate life my mom is threatnin to send me to a boardin skool if my marks dun improve.haizzzz.they now i m right brained but they still want me to do well ah well i m now grouned until exams arre over boo hooo.well as i write dis i m havin a writers block kuz i dun noe wat to write .wat i shud write cuz i well i am conterversial .sooo if any of u guys from wms noe me i have made a bet with a old friend to see wheter i become a media celebrity lyk colin and kero or kennysia so u ppl spread the wordk.Talkin about colinand kero wen i first in troduced it to u guys i tot it was funny sick and entertainin to fight debate in their cbox and to see their gey blogs but now it has become sick very i feel lyk vomitin after i rad their last few entries .man thoes assholes are sick bastards they are all goin 2 hell.oh and pls leave more comments wei i need feedback .oh since i m bored here is the top ten list of the best lookin gorls in wms dat i noe of now {placed in random}the higest is onli a 7 and a half so i have high expectations so sue me.

1. istee cheah last year f5
2. capri soo last year f5
3. jojo
4. sam seah
5. grace lim only cuz of her big tites but the reast is ok
6. sin yein
7. joo lee
8. g su an
9. ann krall
10. su yen

dats it for now

YOURS SINCERELY

THE REAL FAT SHADY

THANK GOD IT IS DONE

I THANK GOD for to day cuz

1. i dun have to work with the fuker kel chin and wai hwa
2. its the end of the week
3. and i becamea school journalist

ah well its done well i do have nuthin much to say today but i will giv u a list of categorys we have in form 2

THE POPULARS

1. zhou wei
2. ermmmm .............andrew
3. jang foong
4. i dun reely noe

THE BITCHES

1. GRACE LIM
2. CEHRYN
3. XIO YUN
4. JENANI

THE NORMAL PPL

1. MARK WILLIAM
2. RYAN
3. LIONEL
4. ALASTAIR
5. DANIEL
6. KOK JIN
7. JOCEYLYN N GANG
8. ALMOST EVERY1 ELSE

THE VOLUPTOUS

1. SU AN
2. SU YEN

THE WANNABES

1. STEPHPHANIE
2. KAI SYUEN
3. CHEN JIA YEE
4. MEHARAJ
5. KA YAU
6. WILSON

THE SICK PEOPLE

1. ME
2. TIMOTHY

THE SCUM

1. DAVID OH
2. WEI QIN
3. KOUK LIANG
4. WAI HWAAND JACKYAND JOEY

THE AH BENGS AND AH LIANS

1. LIN YAO
2. TIONG YAN
3. WAI KEONG
4. KOK WEE
5. WEE CHAN
6. KHAI SHENG
7. PEI SHEN
8. WONG JIA YEE
9. ALOT OH OTHER PPL

THE NERD

1. CLARENCE
2. SEK HOONG
3. alot ofppl

THE TEACHERS PET

1. SANGETHA
2. LEAH SHAEL PADMAN

THE SAD ASSES

1. SEK YUNG
2. LAURA
3. IMAN

YEAH DATS ABOUT IT AND HERE IS MY TEACHERS LIST

THE ROCKING 1S

1. MDM CECILIA
2. MDM LOGES AND MDM INTAN

THE ASSES

1. GRACE SIMON
2. MDM PETERS
3. SHEILA

THE LOSERS

1. CHUA

THE WEIRD

1. SHABNAM
2. SANTHA
3. KUMARI
4. SHEILA

THATS IT FOR ALL AND KEL CHIN CAN LICK MY ASS

YOURS SINCERELY

THE REAL FAT SHADY

TAlkin aboot voluptous i guess igive u da list of big titeis on the cute the voluptous and the dam ugly {the cute and the voloptuos pass atleast 6 on my asean scale an 4 on my autralian/european scale}

1. su an ddats 1 voluptous babe
2. su yen thers another 1
3. mdm cecili{i m jus jokin}
4. su lin {su ans older sis}
5. mdm loges

THE ODDLY PORPOTIONATE

1. grace lim
2. GRACE SIMON
3. grace niles

THE CUTE

1. jocelyn
2. samantha seah
3. su an
4. joo lee
5. ssin yein

THE WEIRD

1. trisha
2. amanda ooi
3. leah shael
4. tan jing toa

THE DAM WEIRDOS

1. sangetha
2. ray wern
3. leah shael
4. giok shoo
5. hwee phen
6. mdm peters
7. mdm goh
8. mdm matthews
9. amanda ooi

yeah dats aboot it

yours sincerely

THE REAL FAT SHADY

KEL CHIN I WILL TTURN THE OTHER CHEEK

firs thins firs kel chin is a bastard .reason

1. he is a sad excuse of a human
2. he keeps breakin peace and he blames me for breakin peace
3. he dumps the entire geo projek on me{evantho he noe i cant decorate well i think he does it so he can skre me wen the projek goes wrong}
4. he wrote u rock to sanggetha unde MY name assfuk
5. he skrews every1 from skbd
6. but i will turn the other scheek so i can refrain from killin him
7. yeahs he is a sad ass

yeah aneways the funiest thin happened today in mdm cecilias class i called her voluptous{saxually atractive}in my oral test .the entire place laugheed and lyk i was dude i crapped my entire oral aboot drug abuse in teenagers.Aneways this is it for a while oh if u havent noticed my c box is the bottom of my blog for some reason.the bright side is aboot kuok kliang i wont have2 have anythin to do with him after dis.

YOURS SINCERELY

THE REAL PISED OF SHADY

Things I Don't Understand (And Probably Never Will)
Some stupid things that annoy me.
Women and Bathroom Scales
What is it with women and bathroom scales?
I swear to you women are drawn to weighing scales like fat kids to hamburgers. If you ever had a female guest to your house and your scale happen to be somewhere within her vicinity, unless she's some prim and proper royalty, 9 times out of 10 she'll be checking her weight on those scales.
Even if you put two weighing scales side-by-side, she'd still weigh herself on BOTH machines.
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Calculators
Why do people hit the "C" button multiple times when they use a calculator?
I've never seen anyone pressing "C" JUST ONCE and then use the calculator. They always have to tap the "C" button repeatedly like they got a friggin' vengeance with the goddamn "C" button and clear all the memory from the calcultor since the Jurassic Ages.
For God's sakes, it's a CALCULATOR, not Nintendo dammit. What do they think they're doing? Playing Street Fighter? Do they think by tapping the "C" button fast enough they're gonna make Chun Li's leg turn into lightning?
Training Bras
Why is it called "training bras"?
Seriously, what sort of elusive special skills does a pair of boobs need to have in order to wear a proper bra?
And speaking of which, how exactly do you train your boobs to wear a bra? Hire a coach? Send them for tuition? Give them a pep talk like in the movie Braveheart?
"They can take away our bras, but they can never take away... OUR BOOBIES!!!"

GADAMIT i fukin hate kel chin he is such an assfuk dat the bastard ON PURPOSE tries to skrew me by smackin da ball in to my face wat kind of bastard is he wei.I fuckin hate him god skrew him.JON YEOH if u are listenin to this u bedda convert him.so aneways talkin abt ppl i noe dis guy rite the poor guy he like dis girl but den other girl in WMS lyk him so yesterday online she asked him hu she lyked so he gav her clues den the perasan bitch thinks dat he lyk her.So she told her frens dat he lyk her la so but he say he dun lyk her den she marah den skol him den lyk all her frens call him shallow and shit lyk dat.haizzz my condolences goes out 2 him.Firs thins i hate u kl chin cuz u keep dumpin dis stupid geografi projek on u bastard .Plus to make my life worst i found out dat my house the pipes ar leaking and mite kill me cuz the pipes in da wall or sumthin lyk dat broke and might cross with da electricc wayars.thats it for now. YOURS sincerly THE REAL FUKIN ANGRY SHADY ps check dis out Was feeling the itch to check out the new Ford Focus after someone sent me this link that made me giggle all night like Scooby Doo.

I hate today

Godamit I hate today do you noe wat thw fuk happened I was lyk goin out with jo and the rest rite den. Lyk early mornin my mom woke me uP n lyk said I had to go to some stupid wedding.of course I was no way den of course there was the shark fin soup n she lyk promised me dat I would be back by 2 pm so I beleived he la.then of course 2 pm rolled about the da[wedding did not end cuz the idiot bridegrooms car broke down.so su an called me right in a important part of the damn weddin ceremony and dat was like so akward and after dat rite my mom skolded me for lyk not keepin good company bla bla so I lyk din go lar.the thin dat makes it worst is dat thr impendin doom cuz lyk the bastard kel chin asked me to do the isi and I haven't even started plus I din finish my maths b and I passed up. Plus I lost my elrp book this is lyk dam fuked up wei and all of a sudden my mum sayd dat she wants tocall the. scholl.godamit la wei iff I do survive tommorow I will thx god wei and I I don't I think I will be expelled . Yours sincerely. The real dead shady