MANCHESTER UNITED:THE ROAD TO GLORY

Tell me what team comes back from 2-0 down and win 2-4 up in the hardest and the best league in the world?Well you can be sure its not this sore losers team.Its of course MANCHESTER FUCKING UNITED.The situation was dire........We were 2-0 down away At Goodison Park.WE had a depleted squad.Chelsea was leading 2-1 at Stamford Bridge.Would the lead be cut to 1 point?

HELL NO.WHY?Because john o shea our away goal man scores!!Then after that thanks to our former manu guy phil neville we are level.But this aint the true quality of the reds.NO BECAUSE ROONEY SCORED the former everton wonder boy did it for the reds.Then after that a reserve squad member eagles gave a spectacular twisting shot to make the day for manchester united.Now if you dont call that depth in a squad that there is no depth.All i know now is AC Milan must be pissing in their pants after they know what manu can do away from home.

While those pussys were held by a magnificent bolton led in their final game with sam allardyce to a 2-2 draw.Which means Manchester united are in a .good 5 point lead wich means if chelsea draw at arsenal next week and manu beat manchester city thats it.Who the hell needs to go to stamford bridge when you have won the league and finally the trophy will come back to where it belongs Old Trafford The theather od dreams.So come on you arseys rally your little boys and beat chelsea ok.

And sorry la for the delayed post i wanted to blog about malaysian culture but my mom took leave so i am doomed to revision.But i want to tell you what hapened when me and mum when to Hatsuhana in BGC to eat sushi when while waiting behind a car that is coming out waiting to take its place to park then this indian chibai bastard who was parked illigally came out knocked on the door and screamed tahts my parking space.i so wanted to fuck taht indian cibais arse up but then again he was like 6 foot.hais uneducated indian bastard seriously dam cibai ok.But then again he is not to blame anyone who is uncouth and uneducated would have done it.

quote of the day
WHO's THE MAN.FUCK A DOG.WOHOOO
zimmy on a rather spectacular save

virginia tech as late as i might be

this will be about the VT shootings but just to let u noe blue house lost to yellow house 5 points.dam intan is going to skrew me on monday.The best ure for emoness is to make 3k produtions.Awwww.look at him.isnt he so cute.Not to be weird or anything but he does look like so kind of small kid trying to look mean or like so angry pokemon character.But no this my friend is the face of a psychopatic killer.He killed 33 people in a span of 2 hours.Just four days short of the aniversary columbine shootings.GO ahead mr michael moore here is your new bowling for columbine.Whatever you do make us proud.

Cho seung-hui was a imigrant from south korea.He was a loner he was a sociopathBut he wasnt made to be this.society made him this.God doesnt make killers.Do you think you wouldnt have cracked if you were bullied your whole life and called chink.I for one would have.

There is a internet debate whether the stories cho wrote GRAPHIC STORIES are any indication to this.But i dont agree.His stories are arguably slightly murdereous and aboviously profane.But me and tim have written more graphic stories especially the torture story i once wrote.But you dont see us getting all emo and angsty i-wanna-kill-the world-and-my self now do you?Do you think i would one day come to skool and kill you guys.Plus the literature is really poor i mean i have a 12 year old cousin who could write this and i could take the paper wipe my fat arse with it and i would still have a better piece of work.

CHO THE LEGEND
There are reports that realitives and friends of the victims pulled out of all MSNBC interviews.This is because msnbc are showing chos manifesto so many times its as though they are praising him.To me he is imortal now and for ever its up to us how we want to remember him.And we cant just forget that all this hapened for those that do not learn from the past repeat it.

Cho the martyr
"you vandalized my heart raped my soul raped my consience"
"thanks to you i die like jesus christ to inspire generations of weakless and defenceless people"
"I will die like those martyrs eric and dylan"
"i dint have to do this.you made me do this.I am done running.This is for my sisters my brothers that you have fucked"

Poetic isnt it.You see this is why you shouldnt insult people so much.they might turn up years late and pop you in the head.Thank you very much cho but i dont jesus christ ran around a university campus killing 33 inocent people just to prove his point.And martyers like dylan and eric the two boys that killed 50 odd people in the columbine masacre but sorry neither do i think christian martrys run around killing young minds to be great unless of course your these bastards.
this is the stone to remeber the fallen of virginia tech keep it there.Remember them.Never forget who they were or why they died.
mourn for them.feel for the world.For it has lost a generation of linguist doctors poets and mathematicians.Mourn for the world for it has lost a generations of books medical advances and formulas.
Remember liviu librescu.Remember the eagle scout.Remember Caitlin summers.Remember Carty.As it was once written upon stone at the french village of Orud-Sur-Glanes .
REMEMBER
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And certaintly dont forget this bastard.

Quote of the day
"All evil needs to triumph is good men to do nothing"
Winston churchill

tq kengyee for 3 pics

just who the hell do you think you are

first things first who the fuck do you think you are.thats right who the fuck do you think you are.I know who the fuck i am i am a patriot.
who the fuck died and gave you the right to undermine me.
call me a fucker.call me a mindless idiot that spews completely nonsensical quotes. call me a sadist .call me a racist. call me vulgar. hell call me an unpatriotic bastard.
BUT DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME A LIAR.
YOU HAVE CROSSED The FUCKING THIN LINE.
who the fuck says i dont have credible sources yes fine it was written in a completely imature way and its was more a of a thrashing than being a politically corect theres-a-god-damn-goverment-conspiracy against other races in our country.Its a god damn rant arse holes.if it was mr-jeff-ooi politcally chalenging post it wouldnt be a fucking rant now would it idiots.rants are defined as personal point of views with a dose of reality.i tahnk you very much get my source from malaysia kini the new york post and jeff ooi and the barnabas fund if you dont call that credible u must some guys cock up your arse.

So tell me again whothe fuck died and gave you the right.
to opress freedom of speech.
who the fuck died and gave you the right.
to judge me and him.
who the fuck died and gave you the right.
to call me a liar.
who the fuck died and gave you the right.
to criticise me telling me to get smart.
who the fuck died and gave you the right.
to go criticise my view on the world.becuz i ll be here in 10 years still saying fuck your free world.
who the fuck died and gave you the right
to say this is consturctive criticism.to mold future minds.

I am a patriot i wouldnt be here if i wasnt.tell me if i wasnt a patriot tell me why i would want to stay in a country where the ministers say meritocracy is a form of racism when it really means equality.to stay in a country where my race is spat upon.i am a patriot and a human lover.Why would i stay in a country where the main religion says its okay to cheat on your wife and beat her?

I love meritocracy and i love the republic i love human rights.i choose to stay here because i beleive god has a purpose for all of us.and i believe that my purpose is here.for the betterment of other peole and the country to save it from the hell hole that we are heading towards.this is my land and will be the land of children and their children.i have a dream that one day we will be one country one nation not divided into religion and race or creed.
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this is written one hour later.
omfg this post is so dam emo man.if i get anymore emo i might as well listen to dashboard confessional.i am sorry for pouring you guys with emoness my bad.
damit time for remedial treatment.Now where is my kill em all album.i need heavy metal.next is about the virignia shooting planned to write about but then i got emo.skrew emo ness.

quote of the day
"tiu em to kam yee than hai tiu to sa yee"
english transalation:i wanted to catch a goldfish but i caught a shark.
zhi hui on his love life

emoness and bad luk

to day i broke TWO windows ON two DIFERRENT ocasions.
talk about 14 years of bad luck
dam so hai lar i was just leaning on the the window sill then pak it breaks
oh yeah goh so totally skrewed me for it.
As muh as i hate matthews i an say sometimes i rather to be sent to her for small things.
goh reminds me to muh of my mum skoldin me and plus she know like half my church.
mathews somehow me and her we bonded as i knew her for like a year and a half before i knew goh and mathews tries to pretend to be like peter there for it makes her cool in a weird freaky way.

and where was i with the emoness oh righty then i was feeling abit emo yesterday i noe people very rare for a person like me.call it the combination of hormones and my creative suddenly shifting to emo playlist when it shuffles.and infact i had a a conversation with a emo boy lionel that very night just to tell him how emo i felt.its not the real con but lionel saved it so i ll get from him but heres how it went

MiKe and lionel
hey lionel i finally understand emo songs because i am emo
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OMFG i gotta record this 19th april xian wei got emo
i understand that sleeping with the lights on is about lost love and your guardian angel is about being guarded and the rest of my life means one mistake can skrew up your life and ticket out loserville is about a person who wants to better and dashboard confessionals are a good band.
wow..........
and metallica megadeath slayer anthrax are just posers trying to be hardcore
omg xian wei thrashing metal i tiok
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suddenly my creative shifts back to my heavy metal playlis i.e symphony of destruction holy wars god hates us all hangar 18 the four horsemen.i stop being emo 5 minutes later.

u noe wat emo are a bunch of posing retards that htink its cool to be emo
emo are faggots that dont even know how to play
omg u retard mood swing like crazy
emo sucks hello symphony of destruction

that i think explains it.

quote of the day
"when xianwei gets emo he watches (insert expletive)"
"thats why he aint emo at all"

alas and junchuen on me

i hate skool buses

call me spoilt.
call me ignorant.
call me anti sosial.
call me pampered.
call me a sodding mommys boy.

but i seriously can not tahan skool buses ok.Today me zimmy jon yeoh woke early to catch zims bus to selayang stadium.

First thing first i can not tahan waking up early in the morning people should be alowed to sleep in.

I seriously can not tahan driving around my area picking other people up so early in the morning lar when i wake up i just wanna get straight to skool.

And people say u can sleep in buses.I have proved that wrong how can anyone sleep when it is so bumpy and loud and smelly.

The seats are so dam uncomfortable wei like bump bum bump my ass goes on the metal tubes below my seat.

Now i know why i love to be chaeufered home every day its comfy and fast.

sport practise what can i say usual lar.Again blue house has to rely on gymrama and march pass to win.the medley today yellow house took the lead by winning all of em.blue house gymrama has a chance of winning but we face tough competition from yellow again.red and green are just to far away.

on my way back i caught up with hartamas gossip with zim and jon yeoh.beleive me its much more juicy than wms gossip.with lalas mega sluts(not your usual wms one this are real sluts) ppl breaking up right left and center and one pregnancy things are pretty juicy.

quote of the day
"if your not lazy your not malay.If your not greedy your not chinese and if your not stupid then you are not indian.
tim tai and how to be racist

BK it aint a sin to fail and omens of death

We had bk.
Me jonong and alyssa rachel kong studied like 2 hours before the test
Now doesnt this spell oh S-H-I-T
sat there and thinking and praying to god sayin dear god why did you do this to me?
And by the way i beleive that BK should not just bew regurgitating facts from the bible cuz any idiot can do that.I beleive that it should be essay like liek what does the beautitudes or fruits of the spirit mean or what does this signify in jesus's life.

And by the way why do people keep having dreams of me dying is like some kind of omen?

LER:Hey mike i dreamnt that las night we breaking out of prison together and while escaping you got shot in the head.

Tim:Hey Mike yesterday while I was dreaming we were fighting and suddenly you blew up in to liitle bits by some kind of bomb.

Oh Puh lees people give me a break.

Quote of the day
"Aiyoh i dont wanna fail bible knowledge la it feels like a sin"
"Ehh you talk about sinning arhh you like to watch MILF so failing BK already doesnt matter"
Tim tai and calvin

I SEE WHITE PEOPLE

I SEE WHITE PEOPLE
zomfg they are so hot arent they?
Hey i think that korean gu is rain younger brother.Ooooh look at his tight shirt.

that my friend is what you will hear in the corridors of wms.What a bunch of lalas that hero worship white people.Please people they are white and blonde and human not bloody demigods to be worshiped.OK.

But it must admit i have my own little urges to look at this whities plus one girl does have great legs but i look at her a a girl with great legs not a bloody fucking demigod that is to be stared and looked at from far away.Sweet lord have wms completely gone boinkers oooh-ing and ahhh-ing at some fair people?Its down right embarasing to be right.Some poor chinese people just have not seen angmohs have they?and plus i learnt as much as the korean dude looks like park ji sung he cant play for nuts.

Its the movies to be blamed i say.They portray every single white person to be hot even the nerds.As much as i hate to admit it but again uncyclopedia is true it ways if you are a nerdy white person who is a social outkast in your own white country come to malaysia where you will be worship like gods.

perhaps i spent my time with my fair share of white people namely my cuzins.Well at least i am happy that i am not mindlessly drooling over some white person.

As gracie said where have alexander loh and hannah xavier gone.Well alexander loh is living proof that all euroasian people are not hot{yes there are actually ugly white people shocking no} and hannah doesnt realy strike people as euroasian to much portugese indians around i supose.

Look put it this way.How would you liked it if you went to australia and every one started pointing at you going ooh ahhhh there goes a dam hawt chink all day eh.

Quote of the day
"HEY HEY that guy is so totally RAINS son"
some weird form 1 girl

go figure.And avril lavigne is soo fucking hawt.

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD

ITS 7-1 7fucking nil baby the most stunning manchester united performance ever fast balls point acurate passes that would have shamed arsenal.7-1 baby wohooooooo the treble is still on baby we are goping to get it.
The scores smith ronaldo wohooo 7 to fucking nil baby so much for roma will beat manu or manu will lose on agregate so much for that now bitch.u NOE WHY?BECAUSEZ MANUTD WON FUCKING7 to fucking nil.weheee i m so hyper.So how did arsenal do?OH wait arsenal cpuldnt do anything cause they aint in the champions league.WHY? you ask THATS BECAUSE THEY KANT BEAT SOME LOWLY PORTUGESE TEAM by 7 fucking nil.So much for beautifukl football when you cant score.Look at manu beautiful football WITH gols how bout that for a change.AND WE DID NOT EVEN PLAY FULL TEAM saha,jisung,neville and vidic gone and stil we can win 7-0.
MANU IS on the way to the dam treble man.Premier league pahhh no one can stop us.FA cup?PFFT Watford{the lowest team in the premier league}must be shitting in their pants now looking at what manu can do to one of the italian champions what will manu do to them it will be 21-nil.Champions league please bayern or ac milan both team we have crushed nicely in the past.And On MAy 23 MANU will beat the fuck out of liverpool or chelsea to win the leagueeee.
I will end this with a manu chant

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
AS THE REDS GO MARCHING IN
MAN U!

Malays righto i m joining the gravy train

so much for political equality ehh.
First thing first.since junchuen has taken my idea of thrashing malays i shall now blog about malays.I am of course the originator of malay thrashing but i have since stopped as the mounting death threats and spam mail i get was just about untolerable.I.e visit june to july 2006.now before i start here comes the trade mark shady parody quotes.

"Malaysia Although glorious country have 3 problems social economic and malay"
Borat

"In soviet russia The country fucks up the malays"
the russian reversal on malays

"Now women have to wear chasity belts so as to not make men gatal i am not gatal i havent watch porn before all men should be like me and not watch brazillian zoo and naughty nurses and backdoor sluts 9 as all the anal and cum sucking bukkake scenes really suck.i mean immoral."

Datuk anak babi fakarudin gila

"Intelligence is power and malays dont have power"
Anonymous

"Apa macam skarang bos?Kalau i kasi buka saman lu bayar tiga latut.Tapi you sama i you bayar lima puluh boleh settle on the spot you senang i senang.Saya pun nak balik konkgek sama isteri saya"
Malay policeman

Ok put it this way if god made a mistake it would be creating the malay race.Philandering lazy pig like bastards.But you cant blame god can you as you see the world needs idiots.Not that i hate malays its just the truth maybe not all but 90 percent are the rest are MODERN NON BABI CHIBAI malays like zimmy,irian,ali.Now i shall start the thrashing with ketuanan melayu.

KETUANAAN MELAYU
Ok ketuanaa melayu means malays are the master race which means the malays AND the ORANG ASLI get special right which of course created a race of parasitical losers.Note it is ketuana melayuy NOT ketuanaan orang asli.Look malays only came around in 1400 with Parameswara and chinese only come 15 years late with hang li po so the malays get to fucking rule because we were 15 years late.And look at the orang asli they are still stuck in the kampungs so where is equality i dont mind afirmitive action but are the orangs aslis getting equal treatment.So basically we are talking about a race that mengamibil kesempatan.

KETUANAAN MELAYU OR ISLAM
You can see it its more islam than melayu the orang asli that are not muslim will not get the benefits.

THE SYARIAH COURTS
The most retarded thing about malaysia makes me want to puke.When there is a church no U cannot buil it will disturb other people who sleep in on sunday WELL THINK OF YOUR BLOODY FUCKING MOSQUE WAKING PEOPLE UP AT 5 FUCKING AM IN THE MORNING VERY OK IZIT.

And what hapened to freedom of religion take lina joy for example the syariah courts wont let her change her religion on her mycard when she is alredy christian why so scared that your great religion will come tumbling down.

SO MUCH FOR BAHASA MELAYU
So ok anyway let go back in to time 20 years ago to be exact.The goverment decides to change all subjects in to malay and teach only malay history and malaysian geografi.Fast forward to current times graduates cant get into University or get jobs because they have a poor command of english the language of maths science and the world.So look 20 years of malay education created a generation of cibai sohai babi ah beng ah lian rempit.what a glorious new nation dont you think.

LOOK AT WHERE WE COULD BE
Take a minute and look to our little neighbour to the south singapore.they are now the 10th biggest free trading port in the world.Majority population are chinese even the malays there know how to fight for themselves clean 1st world.Look at malaysia more that 10 times their population with bigger natural resouces bigger manpower and our ports are crap we are third world might have modern facilities but they are fucked up by malays.Look at where the malays broght us.

So in the end all i have to say is remove malay crutches let them stand on their own feet for once.We can have a modern powerful malaysia but malays i dont see them in that future.I wont even thouch on the their stupis laws you can check it out here
so thats all for now.joga sexito.

yours sincerely
mike

quote of the day
"Aiyoh talk about economy arhh the chinese contribute the most to malaysian economy.The malau pigs only know how to come late for work hace 3 tea breaks and pray 5 times a day.BAbi coporation hiring babis to do work how to improve economy"

Uncle lims kopitiam talk

dam unt blast

PROCRASTINATOIN IS A SIN.
DAM UNT BLAST