shit happens

so anyway to day is merdeka so well i did nuthin patriotic just went on9 and did nuthin.so being the stingy pokers my parent they only let e buy baskin robbbins every 31st cuz its cheap . and i have to go down taste every ice for free just for kics and buy it . the thing i buy wat everyone ordered but i made this weird ritual which started wen i bought this rainbow i ce cream a coupla years back which turned my shit rainbow colour in the morning. everysince then i chose a quart of the weirdes colours so far my shit has turned rainbow, red, had pistachios in it,blue wiht white stripes , orange,white with red streaks and a few more which i cant really remember. and as you can guess this monts colour is green because of cholate mint ice cream .and i have to admit ice cream turns me hyper and i luv it as much as jo loves cookies and chocolate i luv it.

so anyway i just finished star wars aprentice of the force which took me the entie day to finish. i noe i have admitted i m a star wars freak but i shall explain in my next post cuz rite now i m to fucking dam lazy.

YOURS SINCERELY
THE REAL FADING SHADY

MERDEKA

ah hah so merdeka it is but b4 i go on and rant abt how un fairr this country is lemme tell u a short story of something that happened on tues dat betwwen me Ler { my informal aprentice of pevertism and sits next to me} and Mdm. loges.loges was talking about this orang bunyian these guys rite they find young girls to "continue their bloodline cuz they dean. anyway cit the story short sum1 asked her y they came and it went lyk this

Mdm.Loges:well they dont always come but they only attack u wen they really need to come
Me: {thinks fer a while then tell ler} hey ler wen they really need to CUM
Ler: {stares} dude start larfin his head off
Mdm.loges: {notices and takes a book and slap me 6 times}OMG xian wei u memang niee otak berkarat.
THE END

so anyways it medeka bla bla freedom so i took the kennysia and it apears i m not 80 pecent malaysian so i m as m,alaysian as jacko over here godam he even has the same firs name.

so because its merdeka i will notgo and rant on how not merdeka it is cuz of malay racist releigion opression because i beleif htat merdeka is importan it is wat makes us .... well us . ethnic mate . i love malaysia it conservative view but some can be changed{ i shall write abt it later} tho i m not a typical malaysian but thats cuz i m influenced by westernes does not mean i m not malaysian. but the sho must go on today some wierd khoo kay kim came and gav the most boring speech blabla. so anyway i have set up the award of merdeka bastard of the yeaer an award for malysia young and fucked up leaders nad this years goes to Khairy Jamalludin for being racist.
so anyway on merdeka eve me and tim were caught fer talking and were put behind the line during the lines fer the celebration so wen it came to the time to sing the patriotic songs tim put the flag at his dick and said i shall let my lil bro sing it was farkin hilarious den i threw up the falg and missed to catc it den kena skolding from peters dfen me and tim held hand waved our flags and sang out of tune and amzingly loud infront of teachers and made a few student stare at us man i luv my partner in crime .den me tim lionel the rest of footballers went ot play futsal and we buped into lingering lower class chi bai kia malays so tim coming from a park were this dereclict souls play football he noe how to deal with em.so malaysia youth on the eve of merdeka talking abt beating each other up wen one malay boys made a racist remark abt rajveer chinesae ruch up to defend indian againts malays actually it something i can see in the future so much for racial harmony on independence day.tjo i rathe sing god save the queen or i pledge allegiance to the flag instead of the retarded negaraku. but merdeka is merdeka.
PS: kant we have our flag lyk this.

yOURS SINCERLY
THE REAL ..... SHADY

holy shit i m in the news paper

well today was lyk dam boring couldnt watch snakes on a plane cuz we were to lazy. so anyway wen my mom came back she was lyk OMG u in the news paper and i was lyk holy shite i m in there i look kinda retarde woth me legs shaking and all my eyes were lyk up wards .so if any of u hater wanna noe how i look like den go to todays metro pg 19 upward picture dikir barat. anyways i m bored now but the holidays are out i m dam bored sittin at hoem and i have a confession to make i m facinated bgy star wars everyday of the holidays i sit at home go to wookipedia and research star wars for lyk six hours plus it weird i noe but is me.

yours sincerely
the real fat shady

holy shit i m in the news paper

well today was lyk dam boring couldnt watch snakes on a plane cuz we were to lazy. so anyway wen my mom came back she was lyk OMG u in the news paper and i was lyk holy shite i m in there i look kinda retarde woth me legs shaking and all my eyes were lyk up wards .so if any of u hater wanna noe how i look like den go to todays metro pg 19 upward picture dikir barat. anyways i m bored now but the holidays are out i m dam bored sittin at hoem and i have a confession to make i m facinated bgy star wars everyday of the holidays i sit at home go to wookipedia and research star wars for lyk six hours plus it weird i noe but is me.

yours sincerely
the real fat shady

on holiday

man this is my firs blog since holidays started so any ways on monday i went out with su an su yen trish and yen li. me and lionel were lyk the only boys cuz i had to cancel paintball. so to cut it short trisha bullied me the wholke way as usual and lionel got the guts to ask su yen and she acepted. den on tuesday i was damn bored so i went out again on wensday. actually we were supposed to go kiara but i decided againtas it cuz number 1 jos vagina is bleeeding and kel was going to be there so went to mv instaed.ohhh man today was damn fucking crazy i tell u me and lionel were at the arcade wen we saw this damn new game that tjust came out on monday rite. Time crsis 4 so we lyk let play this and i xpected fer us to stop affter we went out of credits but fer some reason we kept buying more credits and ended up all together wasting 45 minutes and 36 bucks trying to beat the game which we eventually did. but i tell u cuz we played fer aso long there was lyk this damn big crowds around us and either me or lionel had to run to the counter to get more credits cuz we kept runnig out. and suddenly in the midst of it i heard this cute 8 year old boy going "papa how come they can play fer so long but i canot" damn and all these ppl were staring at us thinking wat are this freaks doing hogging thegame for almost an hour and teenagers these days . me and lionels hand were damn cramped but we were happy cuz we were problably the first one to complete the game cuz it was released so dam early. after that watched movie and gossiped fer lyk 2 hours den went home.

oh by the way jo tagged me so now i shall do wat we are supposed to do

the seven songs i listen to

BUTTONS
pussycat dolss

Touch the sky
kanye west

Nail in the coffin
eminem

fuck off
limp bizkit

Various songs
eminem

hold up
sasi the don feat apache indian{this guy and sasi are the one of the few good malysian artist}

Just like you
bizzare

i tag
xio juin
lionel
kengyee
daniel
brian
grace

and of course a new trend i will start with the seven stupidest dayest song u have in ur head

Incomplete
backstreet boys

bye bye bye
nsync

my peroogative
britney spears

don cha
pussy cat dolls

ice ice baby
vanilla ice

the stars are blind
paris hilton

oops i did it again
britney spears

and i tag
jo daniel
grace
xio juin
xio yun
brian

of gays, and 2l class

hey long time no post. anyways the skool ends today man thats sexy, anyways my plans fer the hol are eat dun sleep chat go out and get it to the hot tub. so yeah anyway kumari is gettin married and she invited us and being the sick teacher she is our con went lyk this

Me:mdm how long will u be gone
Kumari:until sept 1o
Me;where mdm
Kumari: to phuket (then she looks at chin eu jin) to make little eu jin
Me:deen me and ler my adorable partner ler becos he saved me from sittin next to kel made a bet with me wether the baby male or female

anyway u guys may remember a few months ago i posted a blog abt gays rite now one of the most famous ever gay blogs is out yep colin and kero have been destroyed and now its replaced by www.theonlykero.blogspot.com ah welll unlyk my f2 counterparts gracie and cherry i do not think its fucking cute or even fucking seet do you want to noe y? well i suppose u want to noe y or else u wont be reading my blog they ARE gayfucktards every single lovey dovey message to each other makes me soooo wanna pukee.their entries burnt my eyes. they represent everything that is wrong those sick guys. wat they calll it love y

eah love my ass its a damannation of nature.god my friend made dadam and eve not adam and steve.i m happy it ended everyday poor young kids visit that sick blog and think being a underage gay is kool and rebelious.; i was there i admit it it was gay and i try to prove my a rgument some of u kero might rember me as shady i fought with lyk 5 of u guys one saturday nite fer 2 hrs.ah welll it ende.look the equation of gays are DICKS+ASSAND DICK=DAMANATION AGAINTS NATURE and DICKS+PUSSY= VERY NICE. so u here me being gay and kero u sad asss can lick my big fat ass be lesss gay the on reality of a healthy realtionship is with a female.

hey i m also dedicating this entry to a very good maid of mine anty liway she was my maid anty marklys best freind and she worked for my grandparents once but anyways shes going back to filipines for good so i want to make the entire world noe that lway i willl miss u u and marly practically brought me up u fitted so welll with my mums side of the family u were fun and crazy and foood loving.i willl always miss u lway even wen i grow up.
oh btw if any of u guys say top 30 hit on channel 16 i lyk the first song by callled
no 1:Hold upby apache indian feat sasi the don it totally roxx
no2: buttons the only pussycat one i lyk sexy
no3:sad one but it tellls a goood story and thats wat i lyk abt it
THE REAL SAD SHADY

of gays, and 2l class

hey long time no post. anyways the skool ends today man thats sexy, anyways my plans fer the hol are eat dun sleep chat go out and get it to the hot tub. so yeah anyway kumari is gettin married and she invited us and being the sick teacher she is our con went lyk this

Me:mdm how long will u be gone
Kumari:until sept 1o
Me;where mdm
Kumari: to phuket (then she looks at chin eu jin) to make little eu jin
Me:deen me and ler my adorable partner ler becos he saved me from sittin next to kel made a bet with me wether the baby male or female

anyway u guys may remember a few months ago i posted a blog abt gays rite now one of the most famous ever gay blogs is out yep colin and kero have been destroyed and now its replaced by www.theonlykero.blogspot.com ah welll unlyk my f2 counterparts gracie and cherry i do not think its fucking cute or even fucking seet do you want to noe y? well i suppose u want to noe y or else u wont be reading my blog they ARE gayfucktards every single lovey dovey message to each other makes me soooo wanna pukee.their entries burnt my eyes. they represent everything that is wrong those sick guys. wat they calll it love yeah love my ass its a damannation of nature.god my friend made dadam and eve not adam and steve.i m happy it ended everyday poor young kids visit that sick blog and think being a underage gay is kool and rebelious.; i was there i admit it it was gay and i try to prove my a rgument some of u kero might rember me as shady i fought with lyk 5 of u guys one saturday nite fer 2 hrs.ah welll it ende.look the equation of gays are DICKS+ASSAND DICK=DAMANATION AGAINTS NATURE and DICKS+PUSSY= VERY NICE. so u here me being gay and kero u sad asss can lick my big fat ass be lesss gay the on reality of a healthy realtionship is with a female.

hey i m also dedicating this entry to a very good maid of mine anty liway she was my maid anty marklys best freind and she worked for my grandparents once but anyways shes going back to filipines for good so i want to make the entire world noe that lway i willl miss u u and marly practically brought me up u fitted so welll with my mums side of the family u were fun and crazy and foood loving.i willl always miss u lway even wen i grow up.
oh btw if any of u guys say top 30 hit on channel 16 i lyk the first song by callled
no 1:Hold upby apache indian feat sasi the don it totally roxx
no2: buttons the only pussycat one i lyk sexy
no3:sad one but it tellls a goood story and thats wat i lyk abt it
THE REAL SAD SHADY

of gays, and 2l class

hey long time no post. anyways the skool ends today man thats sexy, anyways my plans fer the hol are eat dun sleep chat go out and get it to the hot tub. so yeah anyway kumari is gettin married and she invited us and being the sick teacher she is our con went lyk this

Me:mdm how long will u be gone
Kumari:until sept 1o
Me;where mdm
Kumari: to phuket (then she looks at chin eu jin) to make little eu jin
Me:deen me and ler my adorable partner ler becos he saved me from sittin next to kel made a bet with me wether the baby male or female

anyway u guys may remember a few months ago i posted a blog abt gays rite now one of the most famous ever gay blogs is out yep colin and kero have been destroyed and now its replaced by www.theonlykero.blogspot.com ah welll unlyk my f2 counterparts gracie and cherry i do not think its fucking cute or even fucking seet do you want to noe y? well i suppose u want to noe y or else u wont be reading my blog they ARE gayfucktards every single lovey dovey message to each other makes me soooo wanna pukee.their entries burnt my eyes. they represent everything that is wrong those sick guys. wat they calll it love yeah love my ass its a damannation of nature.god my friend made dadam and eve not adam and steve.i m happy it ended everyday poor young kids visit that sick blog and think being a underage gay is kool and rebelious.; i was there i admit it it was gay and i try to prove my a rgument some of u kero might rember me as shady i fought with lyk 5 of u guys one saturday nite fer 2 hrs.ah welll it ende.look the equation of gays are DICKS+ASSAND DICK=DAMANATION AGAINTS NATURE and DICKS+PUSSY= VERY NICE. so u here me being gay and kero u sad asss can lick my big fat ass be lesss gay the on reality of a healthy realtionship is with a female.

hey i m also dedicating this entry to a very good maid of mine anty liway she was my maid anty marklys best freind and she worked for my grandparents once but anyways shes going back to filipines for good so i want to make the entire world noe that lway i willl miss u u and marly practically brought me up u fitted so welll with my mums side of the family u were fun and crazy and foood loving.i willl always miss u lway even wen i grow up.
oh btw if any of u guys say top 30 hit on channel 16 i lyk the first song by callled
no 1:Hold upby apache indian feat sasi the don it totally roxx
no2: buttons the only pussycat one i lyk sexy
no3:sad one but it tellls a goood story and thats wat i lyk abt it
THE REAL SAD SHADY

California Presidential elections and skool muzikal

here is the defending champion of the governor seat of california . the governator againts the pornstar me dun see anyproblem y he shud not win bt then again if he loses he ll be back.
Seen her picture lately . well if u have seen fridays news paper in the world section she is a called mary carey boob size 32 D dam thas twice as big as grace lims. PORN STAR running for the california GOVERNOR seat yep a porn star want the governor seat how fucked up can u get . already i m againts hollywood actors wanting to be politicians mainly cuz they never had brains for shit ecept maybe for reagan that guy rawked . so any way here is her reform list .{things she will do when she becomes governor of california

1. Legalize same sex marriage { A well known lesbian porn actress for sorority girls i wonder why}
   
2. Tax boob implants { wat just because she dun wan anyone to have the boobs as big as her ahhh}
3. Make strip dances/sex toys free of tax { ok which hormone raging teen and menopausing old lady wants to vote for her}
4. Wire the california GOVERMENTAL HOUSE WITH LIVE WEB CAMs and POST it on her website .{ erm wat she gonna do with it " hey u want to taste my MANnifest"
   
5. Create a Porn for pistols campaign to counter pistol buying in California . {how the hell izzat suppose to work u buy gun and u kant buy porn anymore in california}
6. Be goodwill ambassidor for California to boost tourist industry { wat A new california package 3N/4D to california free mary carey pron tapes included}
7. Make unemployment people do jury duty to get money {rite she want bums to decide who gets the death chair or not }
8. Fight attacks made on porn by the us department of justice { erm wat i m governor and u kant say bad things about porn}
9. Allow bars to stay open until 4 am {earns the votes of those 18 yr old ppl}
10. Adress the AIDS epidemic { the only one that makes any sense}

get this she wants to run for us president in yr 2016 cuz u see she is only 26 yrs old so if she wins she becomes the youngest ever governor of california and will be eligible in the 2016 elections to become president of the united states . man can u beleive a slut that was voted as the bimbo of the year can lead the greatest country in eaarth to me that is utter somplete bull shit . "hey osama wanna poke me with ur nuclear missile " President mary attempt to negotiate with terrorist . to all u ppl that think i m a sexist i think hillary slinton can become president in 2008 so there .


the skool concert was held yesterday nite it wasnt bad la but i was dam jealours of the sound of music boy dancers because dam wei they have the only costumes thet can be worn out side the cocert cuz their pants kud be worn to the beach and their shirts under the sweater is actually a nice billabong shirt . my dikir barat wasnt bad but some said it was tooo dam long which i agree my pooor legs were aching by the time the performance ended . den of course grease lightning rocked but the grand finale we sang waht a perverted world me tim and josh sang it wile tim tried to grab my balls . actually i was gonna post pix but i m just to dam bored . godam i havent started my KGT shit .

YOURS SINCERELY
THE REAL #@!*ED SHADY

........ got to much to write

so aneways today the ent ire skool was at the stupid dewan sivik rite so aneways this thing was reatrded cuz i got moved infront so my moves werent so synchronised yet . aneways went to futsal with lionwl jc rayan and some footballers in w classes yeah . so the thing is rite b4 the concert started rite me and tim almost fought kl came and become arang batu i got a very girly pix of him on my cell and kel became an arang batu that fucker .so aneyways after that rite that sad arse clarence invited himself to futsal with the pathetic can i come can icome phrase so yeah we let him come but first we went to eat a@w and then went to futsal. shcokingly enuf i made lyk a really good save while there then we went home and i watched some stuff . so anyway rite i was going to write a long entry about stuff but now i m bored dam i better be bedda at my parodya line but here just fer tasters just try me and tims perverted version of what a wonderful world which we are singing fer the finally

I see pubes of green red vaginas too
i ll scratch my dick and you ll scratch mine too
And i say to myself what a perverted world

i see skys of cum whites clouds of sperm
the white holy sperms and the dark sacred nipple
and i say to my self what a wonderful world
alrite sory if i offeneded nay1 but u guys hsud have rad the dam disclaimer rite

after a few monts i m finalyl back to my favourite bitching subject

ok so i m her back to my fav bitchin subject yes u are correct it is the one and only kel chin. dam i thought me and the guy had an understanding man .he stoped buggin me fer 2 monts exept fer the pencil box incident and i lay off him but noooooo he just has to so now i have to write out the "truth" about really happened i tell u weaht really happened wen i was huggin timothy in a handshake after dikir and the bastard comes and whacks me on the wound .dam wei that chi bai and he has the guts to put that face and goes up to me lyk wat do u want.so i pushed him den we gat in a fihgt so mdm selva and pandian came to stop the fight man we were stuck tohether pandian had to pull us apart by our necks. aneways rite while in the office the bastard starts crying in the bloody ofice from wwat i hear from zhuo wei he does to gain symphaty he ain even a man mhe is scum . and because he kant do anything to my stuf he usesd jacky to do his biddin so yeah i m goin to skrew both of em tommorow thos bastards no wait jacky i pity he is dumb and harmless cuz well i wahck the shite outta him but then kel is just a fuking malicious dam tha bastard . at least wehwat he does to me fail in comparison in what he did to jon yeoh anyone in 1wp wud noe.he also does shite to dylan and jczs but wat he does to me and jon is worst but kel has a patern he changes his target every year last year it was jon yeoh this year its me but since he hasnt been botherin me so i think he is moving on.so anyways me and jon discussed y he soes this shit to us jon syas the reason is always jealousy. lyk jon was popular and theths y kel spreaded rumours abt him rite and he tried to skrew me wen i was wtih timothy so maybe we decide he has infieriorty comples. he thinks lowly of himself therefore he puts down iother ppl so he can fell bedda.and he is jealous maybe because i m infamous . so yeah we shud maybe pti not hate him.

YOUSR SINCERELY
The real un fat shady

Different perspectives on Zidane's header

lolxxx dam funny

zidane

i noe its old but it just came out of you tube its so funny

haizzzzzzzz a very long daraft

so anyway now recovering from the effects of hate mail i have just watched a romantic comedy with my mom and sis and since i had a draft of the differences between boys and girls written way back in my archive 3 weeks ago i thought that maybe i shud do maybe a mini series u noe lyk a series of entrys that lyk telll a the difference between boys and girls unlike my most entrys i shall try to refrain from offending any woman politics releigion or race .so anyways sin ce i just watched a romantic comedy i shall now write about u noe it .so anyway in this romantiv com ady rite i sawe this girl thats lyk the future keng yeee oh shit gottta go now but just to telll u guys taht jo has put a password on her blog so if any1 want to read it espesially you hate mail ppl she wrote an amazing racist article just the rite price mite just get u the passsword eventho she probly kill me ferer that but its worth a try .lolxxxxxxx jus kiddin jo

kiss my big fat ass

alrite i m comin clean i made a silent ticker and yeah fine hundreds of ppl drone in already so its not kennysia or thefairyblog with 6000 viewers everyday but if put it in this perspective since jo has had a blog fer two years and she has a thousand plus viewers rite and io been on fer 3 months and i have got 500 plusish viewers says soomething not that i want ton of viewers i set out to preserve my 14 year old self which maybe perhaps just turns out to be a extremly left winged///wannabe/slightly racis/sociopath/pervert with a good heart/overly educated in news \politics.so fine yeah i wrote collumns that pissed of most ppl but heck thats wat i am so yeah i removed my damcbox cuz welll thers was tons of profa nity by u malay bastards but just so u noe by doing this u have just kissed my ass.

yours sincerely
the real unfat shady