The people want ISA:says Bodohwi

Ah yes it is alas true we malaysian do want the ISA.Its true MR.Prime minister we want oppressive fascist methods to be used on us.

Commenting on calls from the people urging the Government to invoke the ISA to tackle street demonstrations, the Prime Minister said: "I am very surprised that the people want the ISA. I thought they never wanted the ISA".

The question is who are the "people" but since this comes from the The Star i don't really expect anything different from the government main propaganda tools.The "people" so to speak is probably Abdullah bin Bodohlah from some kampung in the the midlands who doesn't know any better.

It is common knowledge that bodohwi is a weak leader albeit nice guy.He promised us racial equality he promised freedom of speech he promised an end to corruption but my fellow countrymen he has done nothing but failed us.The questions is could Abdullah have been a good leader.That is only if his son-in-law allows him.That son of a bitch khairy has even got the guts to openly say he is using his father in laws position to protect him and help climb to be prime minister in the next ten years.My comrades the day khairy jamaludin becomes prime minister is the day democracy fails.

Badawi weakness is starting to show.His armor is slowly becoming penetrable.The malaysian people have awakened to the sense that he is a mere puppet of the son in law and co.And to this is what i call the great political awakening of the Malaysian people.The internet has given us freedom of speech.And use that freedom we have!The rallies of past and future has shown the malaysian people are now aware and fighting.

"The ISA is a preventive measure to spare the nation from untoward incidents that can harm the prevailing peace and harmony and create all sorts of adverse things.

In response to this, the weak administration of abdullah through the musings of the son in law and his cronies have of late started waving the ISA in to our faces everytime we speak of freedom.The ISA was meant for only the times of the emergency a time now bygone which has no place in our time.They wave it at us as though it is a whip and we as dogs shall follow.What are they to do when we the people stand up and fight.Incarcerate us all?The ISA we the malaysian shall fear not as we are and idea and ideas can never be tortured or and killed.
Quote of the day
FREEDOM!
FOREVER!

V for vendetta(Alan moore)

HINDRAF! Another case of malaysian idiots..

Hey.Ok ok fine look i am not totally against HINDRAF infact i support it.............well mostly.I love how the idians are taking the incentives to fight when MIC has failed them for their rights Yeah i love the part about

1.Suing the government about demolishing hindu temples.(about high time to radicalist payed for what they did)

2.Claiming equal rights.( Aren't we all?)

3.Justice for being down trodden and marginalized.(as they are true enough it time for them to step up and fight)

But what it don't agree with is...................

4.Suing the UK government for 4 trillion USD(thats 1 million bucks for each Indian in Malaysia)

I mean what the bloody fuck.Are you people stupid or just high.I mean for the love of god you suing an empire that doesn't exist anymore for something that happened 150 years ago which was problably the best fucking thing to happen to your race since the bloody Taj mahal.

I mean sure you have been marginalized but what you want to stay in a shit hole country like India where the poverty rate is bellow 2 USD a day?Look i agree things here might suck balls but at least you ain't eating shit for breakfast lunch and dinner everyday.I really hate to sound like some UMNO radical BUT really this is really a case for "You tak suka Malaysia you keluar!".I mean come to your bloody senses man if you have got a chance of winning this case(Which by the way is most likely to be thrown out due to lunacy) then i have as much chance as seeing pigs fly while i bone Jessica Alba!

Look there are flaws in our country and some of them are really unjust.And sure Semi value as just much right to lead Indians as Hitler has to persecuting Saddam of war crimes.But seriously if you do want to be taken seriously do protest but for the love of god don't go around ask the Queen of bloody england to elect a lawyer to defeat herself and not only that but put her own government in a huge debt.And plus lets just say if pigs do fly and i really do get to bone Jessica alba how are you going to distribute the money.Its a pure logistical error and nothing more than a cheap scheme to get every Indian rich or perhaps put some of the money into your own pocket.Furthermore when this get out to the international community you will be causing us more shame than ZAM ever did so please clear the mutton curry out of your brain and start thinking straight.

My message to my Indian rebellious brethren? GO and pick a good leader and just this time make sure he isn't retarded or high and then maybe we have something to fight for.But for not its just another case of Malaysian idiots

Quote of the day
"If its a malay problem its a national problem.If its a chinese problem its a race problem.If its an indian problem then its no problem.
Anonymous
Thats what got us here in the first place.

Why do you fight?

I wasn't going to be political today but oh well before that just a short insight of my life just to let you know that i am not one socio political spewing machine.Yesterday and Monday i went out with jo pereira yen li and su yen.On tues we were supposed to go Hartamas square but pereira ffk so i spent a few hours talking to the girls. Anyway we were watching a film called Lions for Lambs and fine it wasn't as great as i thought but the script presented some very good points though it was lengthy.And though the film was very american but its themes were very suitable.Anyway this led to like a 2 hour debate with su yen(who the frigging hell thought she was political anyway) led me to release my brain juices and ponder on why we fight.Red is yen yellow are my thought blue is the government.

"why la you must fight.Might as well stay here while you make your own money and then when your right go to some ang moh country to retire."
The reason i fight is one simple thing.Its the right thing to do.Its not the smart thing or the logical thing to do but its the right thing to do.Blame my namesake perhaps but yes i will continue to fight bigotry the racism the idiotic policies that this current goverment stands for.

"Might as well just vote for BN-la they always win anyways wont make a difference for the opposition.Anyway if DAP does get into power and it does its policies then the malays will be unhappy there will be big riots and unrest in the country"
Well first even if DAP doesn't win every nation must have a good opposition or else we would all have a totalitarian state.Two if it is fight and unrest that will happen then so be it because their so called special aren't even their its the orang asli's.The ends always justify's the means if i have to do a little evil for the greater good then so be it.

"Aiyoh since you say BN is sooo stupid might as well let themselves run this country aground while you are overseas then the people will realize their mistakes and vote you in."
I am a patriot i WILL NOT I repeat WILL NOT let this country be run to the ground.Our ancestors were here for hundreds of years we have as much rights as they do to this land our blood is tied to it.I will not let an entire country be run to the ground and its people suffer and die just for my own political agenda if the opposition can keep the government on its toes but never win fine i will be part of it.As long as the Malaysians win.
"Protesting is not patriotic.We are the people.You are an anarchist you just want to further your own political agenda and power"
Excuse me pretesting not patriotic?If there were no protest there would be no Malaysia!Unless you forget the year 1946 the Malays themselves protested.Our country is one built on protest.Anarchist oh yeah i see and racism and bringing up racial tension what is that?

You see sometimes i might be slightly racist and stuff like that.And i know i aint right but for give me alright.IN the end all i want to see is a Malaysian Malaysia.
Quote of the day
If i were to choose between the path of righteousness or the path of peace then i will choose righteousness.
Theodore roosevelt

Year end review:2007

Ahh again its this time of the year.Now everyone ahs done it my turn too.OK let me start off with this line if you had asked me one year ago would i ever trade L class for k class i would have said yes and jumped on my feet.Ask me now?I would say no.Not to say that i dont like K infact most of my friends are K-ians but my L class experience was unique would never trade it in for anything.This year i suppose i got closer to the rev-9ers in my class and of course zhi.So be ready for a very special shady post.

Firstly up in the microscope the rev-9ers
The rev-9ers a name that sound as thoug they are some black gang from compton or something.But in reality they are a bunch of really nice guys from what i know of.Firstly Kjin super nice guy with uber big man boobs.Foong-foong for being the largest flirt and extra lame person and huggable.Dan for being the understanding lamer and Mel for being mr.ice but nice.As for the rest(marcus, eugene,calvin,andrew) might not know them so well but they are nice people.(kar yau gets his own)

OMFG isn't that guy from naruta sooo freaking hot group
Basically very nice girl with some lala tendecys.

KNNCCB
Choons gang havent changed much since the last year all still dota ers and maple ers.

Jonong&waihwa& the fook a dooks
Ahh apart from the k gang and rev-9ers i am probably closest to em.Nice guys to talk politics with.And of course other stuff and i do my best to educate them about football.And azim and yuanhong for being the nice guys and malay bashing buddies.

K gang
US.I suppose.We as as in us.JChuen for being my blogmate and lovable lamer.PEREIRA!Ahh lovable guy that you want to rip to shreds but at the same time hug him for being just so lovelble.Tim tai for being my sexy for the most of the part.Sean for being my mr emo but insightful bboy.Lionel-san for getting me started on guitar.Alastair for being my fellow fatman and fatsy and guitar partner.Jshchn for being mr christian and keeping me on the right track.And who can forget WILLIAM! my stickman lamer good hearted friend.

HAHAHA.That animal is soo cute!Girls
Suann for being cute and sometimes very blunt.Su yen the hot perky girl that i can talk to.OH!keng yee for always deflating my ego when it gets too big and for being sarcastic.Xiao yun thoug i dont know that well we started talking a short while ago and for looking so darn good in pictures.Jojo for being my oddly distanly realted cousins.Yeah she is a girl that is a guy that is very nice to talk to and of course looks like a really cute rabbit.

And now for the people that i know out of their own gangs

YO!ZHI!My baby faced partner in class,This guy has really thick skin having to endure my molestations,horrendous singing and hyper mood swings this year.He has always stuck next to me through the thick and thin of kumaris scoldings and kept me awake during nathans boring classes.In fact i dont think i will ever find a better seat mate .

Jon"sexay" yeoh
Neighbor.Very very very sexy.Very nice guy.My reluctant gay bitch and carpool buddie.But obviously a very nice guy of course.

Pei jean
Ahh i remember this girl.Apprently used to be scared of me in form 2 due to my reputation.Atleast she sees the light now.Very nice and sweet woman.

Trisha heah
Red for hot.Puts the L in the lunatic.Knew her since form one but never really talked to her until we got we both found out we had a fetish for jon yeoh.Crazy pscho girl but yet so easy to talk to and very nice too.

Kar yau
would be under the rev-9ers but since he got k-fied i thought he deserves his own article.Well at first i thought he was a very lansi arewipe.But since then i got to know him and despite the often tunjuk perassan face he is a very nice guy who has K class values.

And last but not least
Alyssa "pussy lyssy"kong
My sheep.Very act cute but nice girl who sometimes behaves as though she is my moral compass at times.To be honest i think i would be in a lot trouble if not for her.

Ezreena yahya
Though we never eally talk much.She deserves one for being my political correctness conscience.The only girl i problably can describe as a political equal very smart but has her own battles.But fight those battles girl i am with you.

And time for the blogosphere

Graces
Sorry if i am above blog bitching unlike some people.But grace when i see her blog its always updated and done yes with decent English.

Su yens
Ahh looks like something out of vogue with the life style of a girl.With tons of anecdotes of teenage girl life with some ingenious culinary inventions such as kaya and goldfish now who ever heard of that.

Jojo lims
All hail the great grandmother of blogs.This woman has been blogging for god knows how long and yet is still a blogger.Has changed her link and layouts more times than i can count.Over all gives you the insight of a girl emo or not.

Xiao yuns
This blog is more than just camwhoring its about life and fake friends.This girl no matter what people might say will still post pictures of herself and i might say they do look pretty good.Despite the hindrance of of emo post they are something to read about.

OH!keng yee
No despite the really act cute nane of her blog it isnt what it seems.Its amazingly randomly funny and gets me in my funny bone just about everytime.As for emo post well it does give me some insight.Probably one of the best.Also act like a big ass blog portal to all blogs.Plus there is the random weird post about the inner workings of a female mind.

ezreena
Her life isnt as easy as you might think.Though she tends to stay away from socio politics when she does speak her mind its kinda worth the shot.

The rest i am sorry i am not writing about you buy if you have reached this far then you must have noticed how long this damn post is.soo bear with me a little longer.So this year what have i learned.I learned some friends are you friends but aren't exactly good for you.So another year has past in the life of hormonal mike i like to thank you for being with me during the school year with my adventures and misadventures of teenage life.After all like grace said porn politics and punctuation errors what more do you expect from me?

Quote of the day
A good friend is the guy that bails you out of jail.A real friends is the idiot sitting next to you saying"god that was stupid but it was sure fun"

Paint it yellow

Yesterday the Malaysian people walked the streets and showed their power.Yesterday the government shook in their pants as they saw that the malaysian people will no longer be oppressed anymore.They the brave ones stood up and said that they will not take it anymore.My only regret?Not being with them when they did it.Not being part of history.Unfortunately i was away in Bali when it happened but more about that later.

It was on all the political blogs i saw it but i did not think it would be this big.I thought it would a small scale demonstration.But no the forty five thousand march showed me not.They asked for this

Not only DAP or chinese and indian opposition were around but even malays.Showing once again how detached and arrogant UMNO has now become even with their own people.They were wearing yellow symbolizing the sovereignty of our king to ask him to read the memo by Opposition leaders for clean elections.Access to the media which for so long has been denied as all local stations are nothing but glorified government propaganda.It is shown even in the local newspapers today.The biggest riot since the reformasi era and what do we get a shitty small article on the fifth page barely taking one-sixth of the page.And of course this

The Star

Headline: Road closures, checks cause massive jams in Klang Valley

Opening para:: Several roads in the city centre were temporarily closed, resulting in massive traffic jams in the Klang Valley yesterday.

The NST:

Headline: Illegal gathering causes traffic chaos in city

Opening para: A crowd of about 4,000 gathered for an illegal march close to Dataran Merdeka yesterday, causing massive traffic jams across the city.

4000?Only 4000? the inspector general of police must be high on drugs or somthing as the number shown here are clearly more than a mere.meanwhile it has been big enought to attract the attention of bbc,cnn and so on.

Then of course theres is the aftermath now i wont bore you with thousands of good vidoes so i will give you the most important one

Here you will see how idiotic our dearest minister of information can be arguing with the international press and calling them liars when he is a liar himself.In return embarrassing the entire nation with his self contradicatory statements.See it here.

So anyway the government also temporarily blocked jeffoois website.But of course the government did not use full power like the junta.Thank god there is still some sense in this administration.They fear us the people now.They reak of fear and insolence.The administration is getting more and more weakened as more people are getting together to stand for our rights and to say that we the Malaysian people will no longer be oppressed.Never the less the BN will still win the next general election but slowly.It is a small victory comrades but a victory never the less.

Quote of the day
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Off to bali

Hiya just short note i will be gone to bali on airasia.Thats right airasia thanks to my el chepo dad who has also gained a paranoid fear of MAS since my south African trip remember the missing luggage?Its not fair really sinc ehe said airaisa is for only national trips and international we will go on a real airliner.But noooooo since Indonesia is full of malays we get his long tirade on how its not cheap to bring you up.
Meanwhile its the umno general assembly.Which means we will get to hear again racist idiotic and oxymoronic quotes from our leaders.It is most unfortunate that i will be away in bali for most of this time so i wont be able to rant my arse off to the umno.But no fear my maid is keeping all the newspapers for me an i will be checking malaysia kini for news so expect a mega rant when i get back hopefully with some nude pictures of angmoh girls.
Before i go take a look at this
Malaysia's majority ethnic group, the Muslim Malays, are not "stupid or weak" and should stop being fearful and learn to live without government handouts, the prime minister reportedly said Sunday.

"The feeling of being scared and apprehensive has dominated the thinking of the Malays for far too long... we are still scared even after 50 years of independence," Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said.

this was reported on monday.So our weak arse of a prime minister decide to say hey it aint working.But is he doing anything to help it work?

Tonight is the night..SHIT

Oh its on baby.Its on.Tonight is the night when MANU a team of men show what a bunch of sissy little boys how to play football like men.You never win title with boys MR.Wanker unless of course the team is MANU. Sure you can brag bla bla we won slavi prague 7-0 what we better than you!The answer is no we won 7-1 againts the runners up of the italian league in the quarterfinals.YOu beat some half arsed team called slavia prague in the group stages.See the difference.
Now now you might say we are the team of the season cesc fabregas the best in the world.We play entertaining football.Seen wayne rooney and tevez lately the caused 16 goals in the last 4 games.More than cesc fabregas can ever do.Not to mention Nani Anderson and C.Ronaldo to the lis.
So who will win.It will be GLORY GLORY MANUTD!

Post script
The score was 2-2 dam lan cio la.Could have won it.But then last minute sohai goal from gallas.Rooney and ronaldos goal were pure class.The match were pretty even but arseys dominated on the second half.But then manu won back the ball and scored on880th minute thought they won.But then las minute sohai gol from the arseys.IF ONLY WE WON

win some.Lose some

Ah well there was the supposedly highlight of the week with chengyees Halloween party.It was alright la especially the dare game where i got punched by grace(hits like a man!) and kissed by trish.Well you lose some and you sorta win some........the lips were abit dry.I went as this emo rock star with this nice cheap tattoo i found lying around the house.What the party really needed though was some food and booze.Its was ok i had a fun time and of course participated in the largest cam whoring session i have ever seen in my life i think in that one night i had more picture taken of me than in one year.Which is also why i ain't posting picture i got captured on so many cams that i don't noe who to ask.

Ending with that i played keeper for handball cause kokjin was away at chess.Based on first game when i was in form it was prolly easy.But i lost and drew the next 2 matches.And football don't talk la kena belasah kaw kaw.We lost choon and kokjin for the first and second day.Never recovered after taht we suck balls compared to other classes plus we have so hais running around forcing their way into the team eventho their not even in the roster.I give up let them play against C and get the shit pwned out of their useless arses.

On the other hand i finally at least got some glory for my class.In living skills doing what i do best..cook.On the menu we had a jap-French fusion cuisine chicken and mushroom sautee milk.For deserts we had mango pudding and vanilla mousse with strawberries and and chocolate syrup.It was so good the judges asked whether they could finish it and asked me for the recipes!Thanks to the help of Wh jonong lyss yivon and jenani.

Well later for the next post i am too lazy to go political now.brb

thought of the day
I am gonna pawn your ass cordon bleu style baby!
After living skills
Your ass was pawned cordon bleu style baby!