Tis the season to be sexy falalalalalala

hey hey tis the season and u dont want santa pissed at u rite.I feel it between my fingers
I feel in between my toes
cuz christmas is all around me
i can feel it in my soul..........
as you can tell i m in a christmas mood which explains the red and green writing.

i m to lazy to tell abt my birthday laa.l8r okay.
merry christmas all. this is the one time in the year that we are all good people ok.and that song is just so meaningful because cant you feel it too.so lets kick of the christmas celebrations by this years MUST listen christmas songs.

Merry fucking christmas by mister garisson
well this song is basically skrewing people or not beleiving in santa ,jesus and christmas.

White thrash christmas eminem
is thisa white christmas
hell no my man
i leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
******
he list me as naughthy twice
not because all the fights or the christmas gift heist
but because of all the nog i let on his wife

i think that explains what i mean

i aint getting nutin for christmas smashmouth ft rosie o donnel the git of rock
mommy and daddy are mad
cuz i aint been nuthing but bad
i broke my bat on johnny head
somebody snitchid on me
i tied a not on susies head
somebody snitched on me
i had sex on mommys bed
somebody snitched on me

wow aprently santa really loves his reindeers if u get my drift

ok now to the real christmas message christmas aint about santa or eggnog and a really good excuse to get drunk its about jesus and his birth.we rejoice because he came down to save us.but even to most people who know the story christmas is so full of tradition th a even thay are fooled so here is my christmas bullshit list.

story 1
we three king of orient BULLSHIT 1st things 1st they did not come from the orient and hu the hell in the bible said there were 3 and they were wise men. just because there were 3 presents doesnt mean there were 3 guys it could be like a hundred cheapskates wise man who shared the presents or jesus.

story2
25 december is jesuses birthday NO WAY.u noe why the sheperds were told your sacvior was born tonight.sheperd do not go out on the 25th december because its winter now what idiot goes out in the winter and the romans usually did their census in march to may.

Laid in a manger.........bullcrap jesus was given birth in a stable NOT a manger he was laid in a stable and then put in to a manger cuz there was no baby crib and anyways a manger is barely big enuough for a 5 year old so how can expect mary to get in to a manger and spread her legs to give birth????


anyway heres the the cookies my maid made or my christmas party this coming monday.oooh sot chocalate cookies with vannila rice on top and soo gooey and u can taste the double chocalte fudge melting in your taste but and then when its hot u drink it down with cool milk its like heaven..yep i think i have just made keng yee and jocelyn drool right over their monitors when they read this.
me with my chrismas thhree though i remember it being alot taller and my maid used to carry me up to put up the star.but then again.........

and for the last thought
santas naughthy helper so naughthy yet so nice emmmmm sexay.

so anyways
merry christmas to all
and to all a good night

for tis the season
to be sexy
falalalalalala

irst post as a 14 yr old

hey i m 14 yrs old.have been or a ew days i turned 14 at church camp no i wont tell anything aboot church camp becos i m sure back in april i promised not to talk abt religion.ah well so heres is a start o a new era ehh.now this blog is preserving the 14 yr old me. lets see the dierence between the 13 me and the 14 me

did i go more mature well more or less i did
did i go crazier yes i did

oh wait mu match ah well here my irst post as a 14 yr old

my first well sorta almost brush with the law

ok this is a short one.gotta go play AOM.so anyway yesterday nite after church i went to buy illigal dvds in bangsar baru den like all of a sudden after ordering my dvds there was a huge band and like they close the shop.i was like wtf.so i asked my dvd guy whom i have been buying dvds from for like 2 years.aparently the van that was carrying all the dvds is being chased by the police.so i was stuck in there for the next 10 mins with like one ang moh couple and a few cina ppl.i wondered what wud have hapened if they made it to the store i can see the head lines "WMS STUDENT CAUGHT BUYING ILIGAL DVDS" and the funiest part was the guy owner talking to the van driver it sound like one of those phone conversations tim downloaded like Ah beng vs. punjabi man on the fon.it goes

shop owner
dvd van driver

diu chai yan lei gan
lei lan cheng tiet chai yan em tak cho yeh geh
lei kiu lei ger lou mo cha che la diu hon kan gnorr tai lo
lan cheng tiet lan cheng tiet mou kum ma hai tak em tak lei cha che tou hartamas
huh lei kiu lei ger sei lou mo cha che la oi gnorr yap kam ahhh
kiu lei ger lou mo lor lei chut kam la chi bai fai tit chow
ok ok gnor hei jor hartama cho mat yeh tai lo
ok lei lok cher gnorr kiu custoimer chut

i din hear anything after that cuz the second they opened the shop doors i bolted out straight to my mum car.anyways nuthing else happened and u might not the hormonal holidays label down there to see al my hormonal holidays post click it and the same goes for any pther category

oooh new beta

ok.so i changed to new fangled blogger beta.not bad la atleast now i can group my posts.well i ll try to see wether i can do it to my old post.but iot might take some time.but anyways........how boot what is hapening to me since i m already blogging ehhh.

rite so today we all went to watch cicakman minus the girls aparently its a waste of time.but it was quite funny but too long so it kinda boring.but there was on line in particular where only the chinese people laughed it was wen cicak man was choosing a name for himself and he was ading "ci" to every famous peoples name so it went.....................

Cichaplin Ciramlee Ci Blai khan

no present for guessing which on we laughed at ehhh and speaking of which there was this weird thing me and tim made up when we were walking around MV.

Tim:ehhh xian wei gimme a christmas present
Me:why u owe me a bday present
Tim:but xian wei Tis the season.........
Me:to be sexy
tim:fa lalalala llalalala

and of course it ended up perverted christmas song so full of sex it would make mister kringle cringe ooooh i rymed.anywasy my sis also one thing i tell u.when i asked her 24 hours ago wether i could ask my friend tot he bbq she goes no this is my party.then after that seeing me so sian in the party she asks me wen it doesnt matter wether i want to ask my friends along dam bleep.

NO SEXY CLOTHES WTF

OMG.OMG.THEY CANT DO DO THIS.how dare they.its..........its....................UNFORGIVABLE. No sexy clothes wtf.if you all been reading the news those PAS{Parti Anti Sexy} ppl have banned sexay clothing.wtf!!!!!!!!.omg.they cant do this man they might as well go up to every boy with hormones and kick their ball man.that means no bikinis.no tight pants no g strings OMG has the world gone mad.ok inhale exhale in hale exhale *calms himself down*.OMG dam tiulan ok.ooooooh i feel another parody coming.but first look at it seriously first la.
ok la as u can see no sexay clothing.dear god me is malaysia getting osama-fied i mean first things first.it takes two hand to clap u noe what i am saying.they say because they wear sexay clothes men will come and rape them.but then if the man aint perverted then he wont steam over a thong now would he.they say its to stop rapes but they ignore the fasct that 2 monts ago a 80 year old lady was raped i mean do u find a old malay lady with saggy tits in a tudung sexy?i find it insulting becos even salahudin once said morality must be thought it cannot be forced.choice makes us human man.how can u say becos this is a islamic rule u must follow so wat i say this is a sexay rule and u must follow also la.and by the way the people that actually made this law are the real perverts they kant think about anything else but sex is it.got typhoon and monsoon and floods there and they are thinking of making sex rules.and what about now all malay girls have to wear a tudung.the koran say the tudung must be worn out of consent not be forced or else it would be unclean.messed up malau hipocrites fucks.and now with the serious part over and done with let parody ala uncylopedia,

What people have to say about the new rules

Abdul fatah anak babi gatal gila sex{MP{moms pussy for the parti anti sexy}
the woman are gatal.they always dress so sexily and make me steam that is why they are gatal even when they walk by i steam and thats because they are gatal.

Datuk nik "pariah babi punya punani" abdul aziz{Masturbating Bastard post for parti anti sexy}
how can they dress sexyly look at that pants that show her hot sweet ass like apples and is that a pink g string i see sticking out oooh and look at the tank top it show her breast like sweet juicy papayas.

osama bin laden
derka derka jihad sexy derka ujihad muhamed allah jihad.derka allah panties taylor hujan jihad derka tities muhamad pam anderson jihad.


s@ndy woo
so if like they did that i cant flash like my g string anymore.

Mike
how unsexy of them

every single teenage boy in malaysia
OMGZ WTF let kill them.

Vimala mathews
yes that is good.anyway wearing a thong alot can hurt alot.

the shocked expression of every single teen when they heard the news.expressions of first shock then disgust then anger then hate.

i told u it even spoils economy look at kees world.
yes the new lawa are devastating,it mean u can see me around any more.u cant see me without my shirt off because the i am the parti anti sexy public enemy number one.Aparantly they cant stand anything that is made out of 100 percent sexyness.

the world acordsing to mike

ok so not taking a bath can hurt

ok quick post and then i will giv u the full thing alrite.i havent taken a bath for four days.so wen i was sweating i notice my sweat was balck.and it entered my eye dam blooody pain ok.my eye was like on fire.imagine sweat and 4 days worth of diert in ur eye.yea i guess so it hurts wouldnt it.and my hair is pratically caked with oil and i m itchy all over dunno why.ah well i wanted to camwhore witht he new rose bath sachets my mom gave me to take to the hot tub man.on the jakuzzi yeah.rase and it turn the water pink. and smell really nice.and its so hot.arent you just jealous jo.hehehehe.ahh the jakuzzi calls.i ll post pix later on la.

the world acording to mike