Chinese New Year and some other ramblings

Ok i know i am late with this thing but with somany relatives around how the hell do you expect me to update lehhh.anyways here are the pictures of the reunion dinner yee sang and i usually get 5 bowls of sharks fin soup cuz my mum always ask me to taste before she serves just to make sure it is thick enough.
On New Years day my family had a aprty cuz it was my grandads 88th bday something very good in chinese tradition aparently.its with my aussie cousin
Theres it the entire family all 24 of us.Unlike other bloggers i come from a aging family so i am the youngest which means i was problably the annoying 10 year cousin a few years ago.And on new years day one of our cousins told us he propsed to his girlfriend on valentines day and she cried.Jeez singaporeans are weird.They met through SDU Special dating Unit which is like internet dating which the singaporean goverment set up to help the small population.One of my australian cousins called it Seriously Desperate Unit.

This new years would have been nice if i could get my hands on a bunch of fire works but all the usual seller are either in jail or to scared to sell.Funny ehh the malaysian goverment makes a law and only enforces it 10 Frigging years later.but this new years is al so good cuz with all my realtives back and with 2 married this is the most i ever got 1000+++ without gambling.Hehe

Anyway back to school life that bloody sohai Edric Yap nearly got me sent down.I dint bring my book and he told the teacher that i dint bring the book for Moral for 4 times already dam sohai wen i only did not bring 2 times.Luckyly ler saved me and told teacher that edric is a sohai crapper.What a blardy idiot kanina beech edric is just when i though joey defined sohai i met edric and now joey is classifiede as a harmless nice sohai.

And i am dam envious about K la i wish i was there with all teh pervert eventhough they have a crappy teacher with tim and the rest there it problably perverted.In L class on the other hand eventhough bala is a good teacher and she goes slowly thru the good parts but....... she is so slow we are still stuck drawing the penis and vaginas.The only fun i get in reproduction is me making something gross and choon goes yeah sexy babe and Jon ong and wai hwa gets sickened out.Well there are random good part such as kok jins naiveness in reproduction asking absolutely stupid questions whether u can piss and cum at the same time and allysa's sometimes naive quotes.So L class people please be a bit more perverse ok.Oh and Bythe way anyone seens sandra woo blog if you havent go its lesbian i feel another 3K productions coming on.

Quote of the day
"madam arhh can I cum and Pee at the same time"
Gan kok jin REV9

happy chinese new year

Before i start this will be a fast one.All my relatives are here so got no time.

Do you smell the fresh crsip money?Do you smell the bak gua.Do you smell of your aussie cousins.Then you are problably one of the few people who dont have to balik kampong for chinese new year.You instead host people from overseas.Anyway straight to the point its my grandfathers 88th birthday on first day of chinese new year so i think its pretty big as everyone is back man.ther is going to be a big party.

ANother reason i am writing is because waihwa dear u asshole.think your so dam cool singing emo songs about your girlfriends huh.well i havent used shady in almost 6 FUCKING months ok.What gives you the dam right to thrash heavy metal when emo is crap.and as for the guitar lessons remember i said if kel starts slacking.u are so emoCB.

Valentines day or should i say frienship day

Pahhhh valentines day is a day where u find yourself a 100 bucks poorer and not a minute richer bahhh humbug.Before I continue here are 10 thing yu should noe about "valentines day"

1.It was a day set aside for humungouse pagan sex partys
2. St valentine sacrificed himslef for his one tru love to day and u noe what that un grateful bitch did
3.she started the festival got drunk and ended up with about a thousand guys
4.St valentine must be turning in his grave with the amount of premaritial sex and groping going on in his name
5.emo people who dont have a valentines write crappy poems such as this
i walk alone
on this empty street
fuck valntines day
their just a bunch of conformist
buying flower and choclates for each other{i hope they are poisoned}
hoping to get laid
my parents say they love me
but no body cares
slit my wrist cuz dashboard confessional told me to

6.alexander loh has 50 joo lee pictures
7.because she aint his valentine he had to bury himself in a ton of porn
8.The biggest conspiracy for women to get men to buy stuf for them
9.The night where the people from DUREX make mney
10.The night abortionist make money from peole that did not buy durex

actually valentines day about love man.Its all the world needs.Its love love love not just with your partner but just really your fellow man.

Quote of valnetines day

Keng yee
"can u please insult me and make me derpressed. its valentines day and i dont feel depressed and thats wrong"
......go figure for girls ehhh

JO
"will you be my marshmellow"

tim and me
"will you be my sexy"
"whose my sexy"...slurps

And what is it with our school and friendship day when it is so obviously not.They call it freind ship day i dont thing people buy roses and choccies with lovey dovey messages to their friends.Its just proof that matthew and goh are living in denial of love.dont deny love man love make the world goes round.And what is it with thoes really lifeless people sending each other a hundred of lil chocies with retard message here one for you now u owe me one.seriously get a dam life.

oh and by the way FARIDA CHANG is on a bitch fit roll.What the fuck is her problem man she loses peoples books and then sends them to office. i will never understand women and menopause.

Reproduction with bala is dam boring all about plant why cant we get to the reproduction part godamit.

sorry for the long post la.blogger was being a bitch not allowing me to update.i will blog about chinese new year preperations soon.My entire family is coming down something taht has never happened before.

Quote of the day
"Does that mean the sea is full of sperm?"
Allysa rahcel kong on underwater reproduction.

smack that

ok this is what hapened when me and jc were changing in the toilet after football.tim got him camera and we just went smack that.and oh by the way grace thankyou now i am as attention seeking as jshchn.watch out for the next 3K productions i think it shall be boybands well enjoy sickos. and remember u only saw it first here.and when u are done please leave a coment in the cbox 3k productions genuinely apreciate ur compliment any bad coment will be promtly shoved up ur ass enjoy.

smackthat

itchy

yesterday about 5 in the afternoon i had itches on my back dam kau ichy ok.then when i woke up next mornin it spread thru my entire body in cluding those parts.i was like man no way i am going to skool with my lil borhter itching so i went tot eh doc and skip skool.ah well.

and when i played football in my garden i finally manged a deced\nt gol kick and it ended up in the house and broke a rm 80 vase shit.then after that i flicked the ball and it ended up in the neighbours garden and then kena skolding.haizz i noe boring but nuthing better to do and tim u made pukie where is the smak that vid.

oh and yeah i made some lil changes to the blog enjoy.

quote of the day
"you are cute minus the adorable"
Jun chuen and alastair to me when i camhoed