this is a short meaningless post

to day i woke dam late after staying up chatting to lionel until 2 am.den i went to eat lunch with my mum.den bored 5 more dvds to try and stop my boredoom which obviously works for a while.dam sian la.

the world acording to mike

bloody sial orang takde apa-apa nak buat ke?

man i seriously dont noe what gaytards do these days.now i dont usually go badmouth someone until they deserve it but because i m bored expect more parodys and poems and headlines is malay.ahhhh.anyways i made a rare visit to the gaytards blog and u noe what i found out.that gaytard owns 4 blogss WTF!?
i mean we struggle to keep even one blog alive and the gaytard keeps 4?.ah well another reason to parody i supose.

blog1
to day i went to school.fantasized about that guy in my class.oh we won inter class

blog 2
to day i made my way to school.thought about that guy in my class in my bed.oh inter class was won by us.

blog 3
to day went to school.that guy in my class is so hot i just want to have him in my bed.we ruled inter class man.

blog 4
*hasnt been updated for weeks* i told you even gaytard cant tahan 4 blogs.

or maybe i m being to tough on the guy ehh.maybe the 4 blogs or meant to show different personalitys.hmmmm......i shall make one for me now imagine a guy in summer camp

the gay one
liek OMG the children were so cute.espcially that 6 year old older brother.omg chiselled muscles.i wudnt mind him having his way with me.summer camp will sooo dam hawt with him.

the megalomiacal one
THE CHILDREN WILL OBEY ME.THAT BAY FACED SIX YEAR OLD THINKS HE CANGET AWAY WITH A CUTER OLDER BROTHER.ANYONE THAT DISOBEYS ME WILL GET 2 HOURS IN THE GRILL SUMMER CAMP IS UNDER MY RULE.MUAHAHA.

the cina gang one
made diu.that malau cibaikia 6 year old so hai think he can get his so hai kia bro to beat me up.diu i fet my gang to beat the ci bai outta him.ma de.summa camp can sek his made ci bai.

the peadophile one
now now.all the children must listen to me.if you break a rule espcially you the little sweetums older brother i will have to take you and to the dark room and we'll have a great time with my camera and a leather thong.

the shady one
fuck this shit.that mothufuka think he can get his older brother to beat my arse up.i ma whup yo ass fool the i l analize you muddafuka.

the me and timothy when we are high one
now my sexxays here is the sexiest summer song ever ok sexays.it goes .....
will.........yu..........be.............my sexaY
WHOSE..............my................sexay *slurps*
now now unsexy older bro if u behave unsexyly we shall have to sexyfy u

ah well i have run out of things to do oh and the gay tard is jing tao.and i found SOMEONE has a blog check out holyshit to find out.and oh yeah the thing is onli one person solved yesterdyas poem which was jo after like 30 minutes and tons of hinting ler just went dude i give up.ahhhh dam i m gonna do somthin else.

hormonal holidays are quite boring arent they

again boredoom has driven to blog/do something completely meaningless

this morning 3 am the phone shudders.a boy wakes up.goes oh shit i left my phone on silent.his two friends calls him.jocelyn and lionel valiantly tries to wake up the boy.but after the second shudder boy decides to fuck it "i m going to sleep for 5 more minutes".at 9.30 am the boy wakes up to find out and realises he has just missed liverpool versus PSV eindhoven .godamit.

adnd i have absolutely no idea why i wrote the post in such a way.but then again holidays are so boring that the highlight of the day is watching football at 2 am in the morning with lionel and jo.ah well.i dont noe why i am doing this but i have to say out of all the reviews of 2006 i think keng yee was the best it just described people by their famous quotes and stuff really unique i away.the rst were really good dunno why keng yee stood out the most.and now out of boredoom and while waiting for the hot tub to fill up i shall compose a poem just to show how emo/meaningful/bored/diotic i am no offense xio yun and for the love of god dont expect it to be good cuz i m not concertratin.

an old woman walked the road
for hundred sumers and winters she carried her child
and out it came raw with beauty
named rhea she was
the bringer of revolution she was
out came rhea to bring all the younger sons
in to a new world
nein was left for the old woman save the older sons

tide came and tide past
rhea was aging
like her mother before her
an aprentice was what she needed
chosen out of the older sons
was anthonus
the flaming and the raw

a summer past and a winter waned
rhea left never to be seen again
all was left was anthonus
hence the start of a new reign
nurtured were the younger sons
in days of might and glory
days of great built

younger sons came and went
and anthonus like his fore bearers
withstood the test of time
but all was not to last
aged 13 summers anthonus has
the great flame and raw power began wane
like a dying star he sought 2 aprentices
to take the throne

two were brought to him
they were his wraths
geri and freki were their names
brought together to learn the art of the flame
to teach the flame to younger sons

geri the dark and bold
sought flame for herself
punished with the iron fist
the younger one were if to cross her

freki the young and strict
was like a mother to all the sons
kind and acepting
but unhesitant to use the iron fist

a summer spent and a winter won
the old man was gone
a new leader there was to be
and geri it was to be
a new story shal be sung
of the evil deeds she would have done

all the younger sons quaked in fear
but all hope is not lost my friend
for there is the freki
who will still be your friend

ok it very deep and metaphorical if u can tell me the true meaning of this 10 bucks will be yours but only if u solve it in 5 minutes.

hormonal holidays with me are quite boring

yeap now i noe why i quit frenster

its damn sial u noe.the bloody frenster always asking me to put in my email and my password in dam diu u noe.then jo sent some stupid testi or shit and it never arived.so now i noe why i abandoned it .dam messed up ok that thing.

so anyway i dont why i am blogging every day maybe the boredoom of the holiday then fine.AND JO I M NOT A FUCKING KENNYSIA WANNABE.ok maybe i am.but i just noticed ever since shady took a retirement i havent touched on politics since tha haze which was *gasp* a few months ago.aand i put it in categories so i when i look back i can see what type of situation i am in.and grace i still need ur help.

alot of ppl got skrewed yesterday cuz the progresss sheet came back. i LUV my dad my mom wud have blew her top when she saw my marks which by the way wasn't half bad ok.my dad was like hmmm ok la.just do better next time ok.so forgiving my mom wud have lectured my for like hours before she let it go man.ahwell thats it for now ohh and anyone wanna go out tmw.
and oh i hae reverted to my old habit i havent taken a bath since monday morning so yeah i stink but i love it.

hormonal holidays with me

and then it hits u

ok slowly recovering from the shock of every body saying OMFG WTH u dont have a freindster why.well people its just that i never really saw the point of adding people looking at testimonials.OMG wth hell people tahat dont have a life man i thought,so i created one in june 2004 just for kicks.
**************************************
fast forward 2 and a half years later

this morning i was dam bored so i thought hey why not go check out freindster again.then i go to one of my friends frenster and found out hey i have a freindster acount.checks in to it and found outn i havent been logged in for 2 years and 6 monst that exactly how long i created it!!!!!!!.so aneways la i thought maybe i shud add a few pix here and there.but i will problab ly forget all aboot it if u guys dont add me so therefore here is the freindster thingie.my friendster thingi

so anyway i shall give out of boredoom a review of this years form two blogs.weel let begin this with a all year round review. when we were in form one there was only one blogger which was jocelyn.the real blog year started in april when the numbers when up to three.thenalot more blogs came and went but there were only a few constant bloggers namely me grace and jo.thats it and the weird thing is we are all lim. the bloggers got too much of themselves and went on to create a comunity blog namely US.it went defunct after a few months as the blogers were not old enough to handle the responsibility of a blog.the goes to the form 3 and form 1 comunity blogs.the only one that still goes on is i think my sisters blog the twelve plus one.ah well here is the review

mannequin- masquerade
owner:grace
status:active
well it is graces.very dark emo goth like.st domrtimes apears to be a insane manga boy freak.a very active blogger to write a entry almost everyday or every few days with short but explainitive post that well in short rock.

xanga/cherryby
owner:jo
status:active
very lazy blogger.u get hers ranging from a week orare atleast a few days.very happy go lucky girl.always goes crazy at chocolates and bunnies and stuff like that.also can be abit PMS like but all in all give us a insight of a normal girl in our time.

shady1214.blogspot
owner:me duh
status :active
well i do suppose my entrys are sick a bit socio-politcal and some time crazy.this blog you thru the life of a angry yellow kid.well i dont blame u for turning ur eyes its always full of profanity rite.but i think it gives you a insight of a boy with alot hormones.slit into a few categories such as the analogue of raging hormones, skool diaries, hormonal holidays,the world acording to mike.also a ok onli blogger blogs frequently a few days and at most a week.

keng yees blog
status:active
well update sporadically like jo.almost the same type of blog.

meinkampf
alexander loh
status:deceased
and thank god it is.useless a joo lee stalker 56 pictures of her pls.somekind of a com nerd and living proof not all euro asians are hot.

samseah
status:unknown
after abandoning her old blog it now unknown almost the same as jo.

US
owners:keng yee me jo
it died but it sounded good while it lasted.PPL WE GOTTA REBOOT IT.

hormonal holidays

re:updating yesterdays post cuz a woman din give me all the pix

why is it it looks like i m staring at keng yees arse.
su ann keng yee ryan me and wat the hell is tim doing to my dick.
i look high and why is ryan so godam photo genic.
ah well skool has come and gone.we are old arent we no more playing around..the only reason i have to write another 2006 skool diarie is because joceylyn din give me all the pictures and i thought yesterdays entry was kinda rushed.this post is also dedicated to ler the gundu that sat next to me for a year and the first learner of the sexy languge and by far the most effficient and also famous for the term YO LER MOFOMAFUK.i shall miss u. and i do suppose out of boredoom i shall write an entry of the gangs of WMS

the cina gang
headed by non other by wei qin and david oh.crazy.vulgar and all around hentai freaks.they NEVER talk in english unless its the word fuck.

THE BOYS
the we are so bloody ying gang {rev9}
ok fine la.some of them were nice guys like daniel kok jin melvyn and jang foong.but also produced mega bastarsds marcus kar yau and andrew for example.hede by j=kar yau or andrew.

the bastard cina gang
main members are joshua chew henry puah and ryan tan.there is only one non bastard member which is ryan tan.joshua chew is the leading bastard followed by henry puah.

the emo-fied gang
consist of kel wai hwa and many more.consist of all emo rockers.listen to busted or crap like that.

the hum ga ling gang
really are nice guys.headed by choon all they do is talk about anime..

the nerds
well yeah they are.ecept cardin and jon yeoh who heads them ironically.you are kiked out if you score less than 90 marks.and cardin and jon yeoh are the skools best footballers.

the sociopathic one
that leads to the 2k one.with one wonderer inside there.leaderless because they spend to much time making sick jokes and talking abt **** but tim definately heads the sick side.and the obvious trying to use joga sexito in football.

THE GIRLS

the OMFG that guy in DNANGEL is so dam hot gang
semi nerds who dont acept the fact they are nerdsled bgy either stephanie or kai syuen .obvious anime freaks.they correspond to choons gang.

the i <3 chocolates and teddys and flowers
leaderless or so i think.all happy go lucky girls that hsare the the same fantasies of chocolate.coresponds to the sociopathic one.

the chinese like girls
they are very chinese i suppose.compose of a slut cheng yee or so the rumors say.corespond i think with the we are so bloody ying gang

erm i ran out of shit to write but there are many more and some splintered ones.but thats all for now.ohhh and eugene.........

I M SOO BLOODY PROUD OF U
reto skool diaries 200g
its the las one this year i swear!!!

skoolz is out

it was the last day of skool.the last day of the reign of peter.we all had some crazy food fight with cloud nine tiger biskuts and choco balls and mamee monsters which ended up k class in one hell ofa a mess..cecilia hugged us it was pretty touching she was the best teacher i ever had in my life.me and tim got kicked out by cecilia for the last time.because we acted sick for memory sake.and when we went out we said goodbye and stuff and know me and tim figured out why we will miss 2k because its the only class where you can see hot chicks hug each other on the last day of skool.

and to mr peter is like a toughfer cecilia the man truly rocked its to him that i owe my life he din wan to call my parents when matthew wanted to call my parents he is also a good guy also he let us buy back all the confiscate handfones for 5o bucks a piece not bad la i suppose..and that pix it looks like a funeral book and he died.lol.
and here she is the dark lord of the sith rule with iron fist overthrew peters.her and her new dark aprentice goh kai lian shall jeep the skool in terro and make sure me and tim wont get in to trouble.
people say 1 L rocked but to me 2K rocked better maybe because i found a partner in crime or sumthing but mybe its because i was practically unknown in form 1 and in form 2 boom suddenly everybody knows my name and we started the sexy languge.btw on the last day me and tim were drinking at the water fountain and suddenly with his wet hands slaps my ass.i shouted OMFG in fornt of goh and she is like timothy tai and lim xian wei i expect better behavior form you 2 next year.
the last days of happiness.me and tim based on the amount of trouble we got in together we probly be sent to P and M but it was fun while it lasted wasnt it.sob form 2 it was the best year of our lives. even with all the sagas .let me tell u why.........................

form1:too innocent
form2:too young to get expelled and not to innocent
form3:PMR diu
form4:new subjects dam bitchy teachers
form5:SPM

i did plan to write some kind of review of the year.i did plan to write the skool awards.but then again i am to lazy and the hot tub does give me a calling so good bye skool year 2006 i will miss you.

oh befor i forget this is the last of the skool diaries until next year so u will get only the world according to mike,the anologue of raging homones and my all new HORMONAL holidays.

skool diaries 2006

boredom .....it has agin driven me to write a parody this entryd vixtim SANDRA WOO and all the other camhoes

alrite eventho i m typing in hyperlink which i dont understand its the stupid blogspot porblem ok.anyway before i getr sentimental on peter and stuff.these days girls lije to hoe themselves for popularity rite.cough* sandra woo cough* with flashing her bra on her blog and that sexy tatoo she gets so many reviews.so i deecide out of boredom let parody.if she can get thousnds by flashing her undies i will strip.muahhahahahahahahahaha.no offense girls i m just bored.if she got i also got mah.
camhoeing me ahh i m so sexy.
and i got a special camhoe tatoo also.i m sooo hot.

ok after this time for a post for peters a special one ok.

the world acording to mike

WMS went to mv

ok i am dam serious.this time we went off to mv with the usual ppl.shockingly rite within 5 minutes we met trisha and gang including jon yeoh that bastard din even offer me a ride there eventhough we are neighbours.and after that we met kok kuan damien they all then in the cinema we met all the prefects like ivan,jeremy and shun yong in the cinemas and after taht it was some form 4s and ding wei. then after than we met wen han chou yun they all.then joanna and grace niles.dam its like going to school la.that leads us to the title i suppose.

then we watched after alot of fighting we wastched the comedy acepted also known as S.H.I.T.it was dam funny i think its the only movie that beat american pie in teen movies it was soo bloody funny.it was like there was a principal called vice principal matthews so all the wms people were like lols and then he said "insurance health is shit if you break your dick they say they onli insured your vagina" then after that we went the usual rink and gosip till i went home.

ohhhh and lionel

LIVERPOOL LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the world acording to mike

joga sexito does conquer all

ok this was the the formation i played marked by X.the unsexy team was the O.the back therre are me ler and joey.the mid 2 is andrew and melvyn and the final 2 are conn and yivon.
this is how it went
i got pissed off and shot the ball and GOAL!!!!
this is the basic move for joga sexito.and what i did to stall time for a minute.
I told you it would conquer all it scord a goal againt a form 4 team..it is the best footballing technique known to man.alredy gained followers from well known footballer ryan preira and tim tai.alredy mastered joga bonito help them tho.but one of them have matered the basic of joga sexito the sexy language.example in a game quote tim tai"alrite sexys get it to the sexy position' are the very basics languge but none has come to the efficiency of me and ler whose sexy codes not only keep the strategy a secret but intimidate the enemy.

on the skill section joga sexito does take a few move from bonito such as timbang but also original move that i am working on such as ball sitting face hitting and sliding ole.the only skill section for joga sexito developed are for goal keepers as i am one it means grabbing the ball from legs and oleing stirkers or throwing sand at face technique and many more.Joga sexito also involve more mental intimidation than physical such as usege of the sexy languge and lip licking fake kissing eye brow movement which has also been perfected.

joga sexito is also without it crtics the followers of joga bonito cardin and Jon yeoh apparently they call us heretics to true football.i say they are blinded by the truth.and the influence has now pass on to the younger generation such as jon wong and rajveer.if we perfect it it might lead a new team for joga sexito with tim and ryan on my side the joga sexito has gained more and more followers lionel is an example.IF only jon yeoh and cardin would jkjoin me then most of the footbaler would join it.but ttehy are to caught up in jpga bonito.

this is a lame shit article i acnowledge that

skool diaries

kumairi it aint ur dam buisness

ok.yesterday i wrote the lyrics for 2K alrite.tim jc joshua and mark came to me early morning and went shit la its in 4 hours and we havent figured a song.so i thought how about a ballad to cecilia the followed by modified version of we are the champions.so after a few scracthings on a used pice of paper for the choir the lyrics were.............

Ohh cecilia your breaking my heart
your taking away my confidence
lalalalalalalalalala

we are the champions my friend
we'll keep on fighting to the end
we are the champions
we are the champions

man U s the best
time after time
we beat chelsea and real madrid too
and when we win the treble
we'll all join the party and sing

we are the champions my friend
we'll keep on fighting to the end
No time for losers cuz
we are the champions
we are the champion
we are the champions.......
OF THE WORLD

anyway after that they were so popular that they were asked to an encore.they definately wud win and of course yours truly got some credit for writing it.there was also the form 1 girl that won wesleyan idol who did unfaithful she sound bedda than rihana.
anyways back to the title.kumari was pissed of at me la.it has been building for months on end becuz she doesnt aprove of me mixing to much with K class ppl and not giving a dam about L class which is not true i tresure ler choon daniel kok jin and melvyn alrite.but i have been spending practically every single piece of my time in k class. and even cecilia has started treating me astho i m a student in her class as in "xian wei u spend half the time in my class now put up that chair" and she doesnt care when i change class.kumari on the other line got dam pissed of at me yesterday cuz i literally skiped L class and spent the entire time in K class even when homeroon teachers were in their calsse and cecilia din mind.the kumari gave me like a cold shoulder for like BETRAYING my own class in the singing competition.what she espects me to help that fug tarded GOOFY lin yao to win in his poser jay chou songs.

yeesh is it really her problem that i would like to pick my own friends and live life on the wild side. so what i am on L class in material but my soul belongs to k class the land of insane lame jokers.

and it rained dam heavily so we all ended up in K class and ended up teasing keng yee until she got dam pissed of and told us to fuck off sorry keng yee we dint mean it and we always thought u wee thte tough one of the girls so we used you as a channel to tell our thoughts about girls. and i almost acepted a dare to wear those ultra short shorts for the girls after we found out it could strech like crazy.i also acidentally kissed jun chuen on the nose it was an acident i meant to nail him on the balls but he stuck is face forward and my mouth ended up on his nose.after day we spent the rest of the day in the best way,bursting in to wild love ballads while tim tries to prope marriage to meharaj and doing really bad scottish and irish acents.well thats it for now goodbye.

skool diaries

joga sexito and a few other subjects

this my friends is joga sexito.a derivitation of the idiotic non sensesical joga bonito which unsexy people like jon yeoh or cardin play. in fact almost all the footballing classes (M,K,P) play it.ecept for the few. Only the brave few dare to play it. only me the goalkkeeper accsionally timmy and ler. the joga bonito means play beautiful while joga sexito mean play sexyly which means u hae to play in a way that is sexy to our eyesss. to make it easier lemme list the differences.

JOGA BONITO
play beautiful. which lead me to the 5 point of joga bonito
1.heart
2.teamwork
3.skill
4.joy
5.fairplay
generally played by footballers who go joga bonito JOGA BONITO(insert name of person) good play and shake hands with the idoit that just kicked them.

JOGA SEXITO
play sexily the 5 points
1.dive like crazy
2.bend the rules
3.tackle between the legs
4.team chemistry
5.always have the sexiest GK on hand
the few and the brave play it(u always get a red card)but it is growing and any team that plays it will beat the shite outta the joga bonito.

so anyway went to tims bday party on saturday.no girls went cuz joceylyn asked em at the last minute but it dint bother us as its was just the five of us again.went to the covenant movie.here a tip everyone the new cinema is overated it was booked until like 5 for the show. but when we went for the old one we got the best seats in the house so DO not use the new one.

thea5t about on sunday got skrewed by my parents for geting bad marks shite.nuthing happened musch on monday and tuesday ecept i nedd to say something that will make me blow if i wont. WHY THE HELL WOULD THIS GUY STICK TO A SLUT THAT IS JUST USING HIM?and kaithri caught me laughfin at the teachers dance and she goes for laughfing gimme that braclet for punishment you not going to see it eva again.hmmph nheva mind i got my own.

skool diaries

there and back again: A south AFRIKAAANS story

sadly i had to bid goodbye to south africaok. so this is me having a nice afrikan meal.those people have dam weird food taste.Its like porks foot with mango puding try and figure hoe that taste like??so here is how my holiday went.

JOBURG
got on a flight watched god of gamblers 3 twice.and landed.went to the apartheid museum which is actually a fancy word for "we use to piss on black people".so shockingly enuf we the chinese were made hononary whitres during the apartheids which means that we have the same rights as the whites and we could piss on black people.HEARD THAT PEREIRA nahh just kidding.so anhyway i went to soweto the sort of slums in in joburg.

In soweto joburg is the GP{gauteng province}but is is the GANGSTA PARADISE because it is full of gangsters.they live in places called "informal settlements" which mean squatter camps. anyways there was this guy called luca the owner of the 4 star hotel we were living in is like some kind of genius he went on a holiday and came back 50000 us richer??

The krugers
well my dad hooked up with one of his good friends is south africa and we all went to krugers togethers.now the krugers aint like the zoo or the safari.as in this is the real jungle the real deal man they are 100 percent natural enviroment.the rangers even have to carry guns around to shoot em if they come near.and u can see them hunting in their real habitat and doind thisngs that adult lions do...... it was really good anyways i nearly got bitten by a snake though.and of course i cant put in all 257 fotos for you guys to see but i will bring em to skool the scenery is really good.and my mom said something really racist there.you see we are taklen around by a ranger and a tracker.the ranger is white and the tracker is black.so when it came to a chameleon the ranger touvhed it turned pink cuz he was sunburned so my mom said"if you put it on the guide will it turn black? to me in chinese of course.

the cape town
its really dam beautiful there.its like your in switzerland actually.you dont see any blacks and its all built like europe or america the houses.the sight of the table mountain and the twelve apostles mountain range is dam breath taking its just so dam beautiful.and i saw a couple snogging behind the rockjs on the mount and NO i did not take any pix i took a quick peek and ran off.and i went to the wineyards and ha dlike 10 cups of wine.

the seriously seriously messed up journey home
ok the earlier parts of the journey were not so bad. i had to wake up dam early to catcha flight to joburg from capetown though.but things went like really bad in joburg.becuz of a dam thunderstorm the flight was delayed for a frigging 2 AND A HALF HOURS
. ok so i chilled and watched john tucker must die ,fast and furios3,alex rider{he is hot omg i sound gay} but wen we got to singapore to catch the connecting flight to kuala lumpur we were delayed by 2 hours AGAIN because we missed the first flight cuz the joburg flight was delayed so i tahan and we went home.

But when we went home. SHIT they left the bags in singapore everyone from joburg to KL lost their bags there were like 20 of us. OMG thats all my souveniers i bought all the broken shel necklaces tims shirt MY BOSTER wer there if they lost BOSTIE i would kill them. and there was this dam bitchy indian lady my mom called NGOK KAI LA which means i think angry prostitute pimp skolede us for cutting line when we got there first that not all. when we went to report the missing bag she skolede the poor receptionist. so i just got the call the baggages were found it will be in my home by 7 o clock.whewwwww.anyways a picture is worth a thousand words so i shall leave some fotos dam it takes a long time u noe.the quality to high. me drinking bordeux 1997 yummy.
you lions mark their teritory by pissing.so i marked my teritory in africa.this 1 acre is mine BITCH.
me looking very sexy.
oh one dam comical shot i ONLY noticed my pants broke after this picture wasa taken.ther u can see the h.ole
i am not going to say a word.not a word bout this.u noe wat u guys are looking at.
is it me or is the afrikan god (SAN) was feeling a tad bit horny when he created south africa.
and there it is the gangsta paradise.not much of a shot i noe.