The deep breath before the plunge

that is how i feel. its two weeks before the exam and suddenly everyone is so hyped out about it. sooo the only reason i m typing is to kill time for ten minutes before the chelsea match . liverpool just LOST to bolton 2-0 hahaha lionel LIVERPOOL SUCKS ASS . so anyway i got higher english test on monday which mean it decides wheter i get in to set 1 again and wheter i regain the title of number one english marks again.....OMFG i sound like a nerd oh dear. i gotta study the F***tarded flc and of course get my brain juices working for my next compo unlike my last two which cecilia thought was generic. personally i dont fell like getting into mrs peters class when i go set one next year i rather go with kamala i pray to god that i dont't get peters that annoying******. to all the PMR people good luck with your PMR.

the world according to me
mike

The deep breath before the plunge

that is how i feel. its two weeks before the exam and suddenly everyone is so hyped out about it. sooo the only reason i m typing is to kill time for ten minutes before the chelsea match . liverpool just LOST to bolton 2-0 hahaha lionel LIVERPOOL SUCKS ASS . so anyway i got higher english test on monday which mean it decides wheter i get in to set 1 again and wheter i regain the title of number one english marks again.....OMFG i sound like a nerd oh dear. i gotta study the F***tarded flc and of course get my brain juices working for my next compo unlike my last two which cecilia thought was generic. personally i dont fell like getting into mrs peters class when i go set one next year i rather go with kamala i pray to god that i dont't get peters that annoying******. to all the PMR people good luck with your PMR.

the world according to me
mike

sometimes

today we had a spot check dunno why maybe sanjay wanted to do one but it came dam convieneintly as i was doing a sejarah test i only tudied 15 minutes before. so anyway wen we weer being spot checked we even had our ass touched by jonathan lourdes because last time someone stuck his handphone in his arse.ryan wong hid zhi hui's thumb drive in his erm udders.soo anyway the real reason i m blogging today is because of well remember wen jon touched our ass it brought shady back from the dead. he came and suddenly i felt as though my brain crosswired .it din't help wen tim in maths class was acting gay woth me. and finally in during lunch it split he came back. it finally showed in geography the combination of two cans of coke and getting my ass touch brought him back. in geo directly after lunch i went nut and started laughing for no reason i went ballistic. it went it climax wen cecilia though of making us make a short sketch for tommorow and me tim came up with how to use a BANANA for tommorow.dam shit man even wen i try to kill him society want me to bring him back tim goading me. ben saying i will always be the fat shit pervert . dam gimme a break shady is dead but yes his ghost still haunts me . it talks to me sometimes shit.

anyway over with the depressing stuf i just found out this is my first
entry without **** dunno maybe i just don't feel like typing it and now oddly wen i go online hardly anyoen outta hundred contacts are online and i m like wow even daniel who is online 24/7 or jo or lion el or suyen all not onlinw. their reason studying dam when the hell did wms people (excluding jon and nerds) studied this hard not even the form onee final exams i could find people online now only about 15 online contacts dam i should get back to studying maybe itsw because the teachers are scaring us that if we fail a subject we might have to stay back one extra year which really sucks being in the same form of keith lester.

during the exam studying which i only started this week i more or less listen to a coldplay,aerosmith,instrumentals,choral,symphony,paparoach,nick lachey playlist on shuffle it seriously relaxs your mind so i recomend it.
the analogues of raging hormones
mike

sometimes

today we had a spot check dunno why maybe sanjay wanted to do one but it came dam convieneintly as i was doing a sejarah test i only tudied 15 minutes before. so anyway wen we weer being spot checked we even had our ass touched by jonathan lourdes because last time someone stuck his handphone in his arse.ryan wong hid zhi hui's thumb drive in his erm udders.soo anyway the real reason i m blogging today is because of well remember wen jon touched our ass it brought shady back from the dead. he came and suddenly i felt as though my brain crosswired .it din't help wen tim in maths class was acting gay woth me. and finally in during lunch it split he came back. it finally showed in geography the combination of two cans of coke and getting my ass touch brought him back. in geo directly after lunch i went nut and started laughing for no reason i went ballistic. it went it climax wen cecilia though of making us make a short sketch for tommorow and me tim came up with how to use a BANANA for tommorow.dam shit man even wen i try to kill him society want me to bring him back tim goading me. ben saying i will always be the fat shit pervert . dam gimme a break shady is dead but yes his ghost still haunts me . it talks to me sometimes shit.

anyway over with the depressing stuf i just found out this is my first
entry without **** dunno maybe i just don't feel like typing it and now oddly wen i go online hardly anyoen outta hundred contacts are online and i m like wow even daniel who is online 24/7 or jo or lion el or suyen all not onlinw. their reason studying dam when the hell did wms people (excluding jon and nerds) studied this hard not even the form onee final exams i could find people online now only about 15 online contacts dam i should get back to studying maybe itsw because the teachers are scaring us that if we fail a subject we might have to stay back one extra year which really sucks being in the same form of keith lester.

during the exam studying which i only started this week i more or less listen to a coldplay,aerosmith,instrumentals,choral,symphony,paparoach,nick lachey playlist on shuffle it seriously relaxs your mind so i recomend it.
the analogues of raging hormones
mike

the post filler

the randomness of this entry its prolly cos i m stinking still in my sports clothes which i wore 6 hours ago just ate my dinner after coming back from school so i m just going to pos a few aood things on my mind now before i take a bath and study (yes i noe hard to believe isnt't it) i ll just post these few things ......starting with................

MEMORIAL
name: THE REAL FAT SHADY
DOB: decemberish 2004
DOT:september 19th
Always will be hated by the people
he molested and those that hated
anti vulgarist. Slightly missed by
Slim timmy and obie ler. will always be
a slight part of the writer .

OK {wipes the tears off my eyes} anyway yesterday oddly enuf my youth pastor spoke so he used the same lameness as he uses in youth he tries to explain gnosticism . so it goes like this........

"one day i was i thailand and this guy came up to me and said rolex watch very cheap 200 baht. so i said in Manila i can get it for 100 baht. then the guy says that one in manila fake imitation this one real imitation".

so anyway there is one las thing i need to rant about before i go the MOFO ryan wong kant defend for shit i shout get out of my way i cant see the ball and hi fat ass doesnt move so i could not see where ryan tan was shooting left or right so i missed the shot that fat ass says it was my fault cuz he could not hear but then how can shawn all the way on the other side of the field can hear one?
argghhhhhhhh mofo

the world according to mike

GIRLs y do they act this way by eminem

U NOE WAT
SKREW THIS POST
GIRLS ALWAYS ARE ON PMS ANYWAY
YEP THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY
*****************************************************************************
THIS WAS EDITED

so i might be keepin abit of cartman

well.let face it reputasi saya is tarnished thatnks to that snitching bitch it was nothing butt noo the snitch hat to snitch she will get hers one day tho forgiveness might be given.but anyway shady is dead lyk cartman was exiled but i suppose i bring cartman a bit back i mean i wun be that perveted but just knoledgable and i might swear i still parody i still will rant it who i am but not soo extreme. anyway since i have retired and tim went underground today before assembly we were looking at the form 1s that would take the post of the rulebreakers of their form.

Canditate 1 Candidate2
Name:keith lester Name:Ding zen
Age:13 Age:13

Post: bullying annoying pervert Post:Humping raping molesting perv

Most well known for: masturbatin
in class , puting porn inPJK projek
Overall view:
Mr.lester is well known already and
is more than ready to take the post
but he is annoying and hated,somethin
no rulebreaker shudn neva bee and a lan si footballer that is kayu

Candidate2:ding zen
Age:13
post:perverted dude
MOst well known for: dry humping BOYS
Overrallview:
Mr.DIngzen is more obsocure and quite about wat he does and doe snot have keith lester fame. but he is known and has friends therefore i think he shud be a the one to fill in the blanks.

SO this is the new genaration of rulebreakers according to tim they have already surpassed what we have done in this school. their like our version 2.0. we respect teachers and they put porn into lows face. the most we did was touch a guys arse and we already noe them while they go bewhind a complete stranger and dry hump em. wat a bright future generation! eh

so this is how we all enden our carrers . to stopn from being shady tim reminded me that slimtimmy and fatshady never existed it was where we put our anger and frustration to most likely so to cure it i listen to so musch love songs from boybands is can retice "i swear" by All 4 One backwards . btu i will keep cartman on the side wont i i mean life would be boring without mild sickness and vulgarity so as long as i can control cartman and michael lim is my dominant personality i guess i will be alrite. oh rite and sumthing i saw on peakos blog so here it goes.

mY LIFE WOULD BE BETTERS IF
1) CUNT PUSSY FUCK SHIT ASS were not vulgar words
2) The fairy godmother gave me all As fer exams
3) sanggetha did not snitch on me
4) my sound card get fixss
5) .....erm..i m too lazy to write others ah well

PS. oh by the way tim gave me a few words to replace swear words
Fuck=FIddlesstics as in fiddlestick u
SHIT= Poo as in oh poo

writtenby
mike{ 10 percent absolut cartman}

Public anouncment

SHADY IS DEAD
FOREVER
NEVER TO RETURN
REPLACED BACK WITH MICHAEL/Xian wei
GODBLESS ME

when u have a rap sheet that preceed u

Ok so its been a week since the show down with peters . things are doing fine seriously its fine besides tha fact of course M and C ppl fiound my blog so did wai hwa. so fuk it is idiotic it is vulgar but it sure takes the streess off me. anyway today i was browsing thru graces blog and i found out that the bitch hwee pehn snitched on me. oh dear that xian wei and jacky like to touch each other ion the lines. FUCK u bitch i dun have such bad taste its just that joeys beat him back and makes a scene wen ever that fucktard touches joeys magnificent boobs he come's and touches me. and of course i have to fuck him back rite? so anyway jus because hwee oen hears that she has to snitch on me . well she better SHUTUP before something like that happens to her. U HEARIN ME?.

anyway yeah fine jus becaus me and tim are famous fore it we only do it to ppl that we noe {well fine maybe other ppl occasionally} look alrite jus tim comes uo and hug me and a few seconds i either shove my knee up his dick or he grabs my ass but that noremal. i mean at our age every boy has grabbed at least on guy rite . ah well atleast i aint under formal probation but big ass prefect jon dun snitch or u will fuck say that he'll keep an eye on me .so i grabbed his ass on the way anyways
get hit sooo this is wat happen ti ppl hu reputation preceed them ah well its exams i have to study hard to recreate my mid term sucess gotta hit the books.

PS: i would now like to be called michael the xian wei name is now synomnyomous with rule breakin.

YOURS SINCERELY
THE real ***** shady

Tandas Berkualiti Hidup Berkualiti

if this wasnt done on purpose it would be funny. another reason y the malaysian goverment is retarded.u can see this every day on tv2 after chinese drama.OH TANDAS BERKUALITI OH HIDUP BERKUALITI

shittiest week in your life...........it can be shitty

man. not to be complaini or anything but this past four days totally sucked ass. i have benn through so much shit wei.ok lemme sum it up i got a problem of procrastination which seriously mkill ur time cuz i read uncyclopedia which also seriously waste of time.

on manday i lost my bag ......dam diu it fell under the canteen table.

on tuesday rosdiana deemed me "unable to mix with people" juz becuz i tol choon a sick joke den he laughed. so i had to sit in the middle of the class.

wednesday OFICIALLY THE SHITTIEST DAY OF THE WEEK got into a fight wit mark koh.
bloody chi bai kia noe that he is goin to lose he needs to tell miss goh all the bad things i did kant leave in a context of a fight can he . bloody bleeding vaginal cunt.


thursday not that bad i suppose tho i did piss off low seriously pissed him. becos on wednesday he try to swing my position. the old guy nuthin bedda to do rite go and tell miss goh not to trust bastard. so i tahan him until moral class.this is how it goes.........


LOW
ME

so wat did mr peter do to you?
he told me not to do it again sir
it wasnt my fault mark punched me first
thats the way the world is you are always correct nobody is right wen it come to you all you noe is to sweeten your words.
{thats wen my anger snapped} sir thats the the world is if you cant take it you can kiss my ass
{waits fer 3 seconds suddenly blast at me u noe usual stuff} blah blah blah wat kind of family are u blah blah balh

well i got sent down with andrew problably the most corrupt monitor to ever have the badge. bribed him 5 bucks he acepted and tol low that all of them wasnt in. low told me to stand outside den went off to lunch.

but apprently news spread like wild fire in the teachers room . soon i had like premila come up to me tell me that she noe that i m a good boy and i have to show her. cecilia skoldin me fer
teacher thats wen you noe wen u have reached timothys level nof infamacy. hich also reminds me of thispretty funny conversation we had in class during english comprehension.

CECILIA
TIM

out of somere read "some teenager are already hardcore nocturnal animals"
{looks at me and lionel} HARDCORE nocturnal ANIMALS
which at the point me and lionel laugh uncontrolably

something thats get me thinking wat if low tells peters...........

THE OMYGODWATHEFUGZZ shady

Best goalie ever

with malaysian goalies like tis we can get in to the EPL

if i do survive this

{tha first word in my blog not counting this one is...} FUCK fuck fuck fukity fuck fuck fuck there i said i feel bedda now after all. steve erwin died y is everyone so turtle ish abt their msn huh?? my goodness he is a CROCODILE hunter NOT a turtle hunter godamit. any way i couldnt blog cuz i had to do my kgt and on the day i had to pass it up that fucker jang foong crapped in it trying to be funny wen i paid him to write out sensible crap so got into a slight scuffle and got broken by kok jin and suprisingly andrew so anyway wat i found out was because kl and i just have peace which may i remind is the longest that ever lasted now i think he has moved on to some 1 more vunerable lyk ryan wong but all he needds to screw me back is trigger owrd which was todays timothys fuck youop to me after i revenged my slapped arse and he goes an ramps on and disses me. Omygad how am i goin to sit with him fer the next one month is beyonf me i will so godam miss u ler and bythe way ur new name is OBIE LER lolxxxxx. so anyway while i write this daniel dun get pissed but jon yeoh said he could picture me and jo as a couple swt mat her boobs aint big enuf no offence. and to day also i had to help write a sms to piss of laura that slut. she thinks she soo dam cool spreading rumors abt her being a couple with jon yeoh wat a slut. so it goes lyk get the fuk outta me life kinda sms.

ps.from on now as a parody of graces blog no offence i shall dedicate a new song every entry{mayhbe not but i will wen i feel lyk it}

Freestyle by real fat shady
tune: nail in the coffin
ABT:laura and obie ler


Yo i dun wanna diss lyk this
but i aint gonna hurt no feelings
but beleive me wen i say
nobody wants to hear you suck cunt

young sluts have big ass racks
and nobody want to fuck wit em
so just lose the image and walk away
cuz u aint got no dignity

you' ll never be famous
you'll never be popular
cuz u a lil bitch aint it
eh mafuka punk

why the hell u talking about kissing JY
when all he has is a really small fry
comon mafuka
gimme a one on one lemme see wether i wont fuk u up

goin on about how u kissed JY
wen all u really did was get high
and obie
you said that u were dissin to

so u pullin out lyk a lil pussy to
talking abt i aint the one
well fuk it ler
you'll always be one

if i do survive this

{tha first word in my blog not counting this one is...} FUCK fuck fuck fukity fuck fuck fuck there i said i feel bedda now after all. steve erwin died y is everyone so turtle ish abt their msn huh?? my goodness he is a CROCODILE hunter NOT a turtle hunter godamit. any way i couldnt blog cuz i had to do my kgt and on the day i had to pass it up that fucker jang foong crapped in it trying to be funny wen i paid him to write out sensible crap so got into a slight scuffle and got broken by kok jin and suprisingly andrew so anyway wat i found out was because kl and i just have peace which may i remind is the longest that ever lasted now i think he has moved on to some 1 more vunerable lyk ryan wong but all he needds to screw me back is trigger owrd which was todays timothys fuck youop to me after i revenged my slapped arse and he goes an ramps on and disses me. Omygad how am i goin to sit with him fer the next one month is beyonf me i will so godam miss u ler and bythe way ur new name is OBIE LER lolxxxxx. so anyway while i write this daniel dun get pissed but jon yeoh said he could picture me and jo as a couple swt mat her boobs aint big enuf no offence. and to day also i had to help write a sms to piss of laura that slut. she thinks she soo dam cool spreading rumors abt her being a couple with jon yeoh wat a slut. so it goes lyk get the fuk outta me life kinda sms.

ps.from on now as a parody of graces blog no offence i shall dedicate a new song every entry{mayhbe not but i will wen i feel lyk it}

Freestyle by real fat shady
tune: nail in the coffin
ABT:laura and obie ler


Yo i dun wanna diss lyk this
but i aint gonna hurt no feelings
but beleive me wen i say
nobody wants to hear you suck cunt

young sluts have big ass racks
and nobody want to fuck wit em
so just lose the image and walk away
cuz u aint got no dignity

you' ll never be famous
you'll never be popular
cuz u a lil bitch aint it
eh mafuka punk

why the hell u talking about kissing JY
when all he has is a really small fry
comon mafuka
gimme a one on one lemme see wether i wont fuk u up

goin on about how u kissed JY
wen all u really did was get high
and obie
you said that u were dissin to

so u pullin out lyk a lil pussy to
talking abt i aint the one
well fuk it ler
you'll always be one

confessions of a star wars fan

ok so earlier i addmitted i m a star wars fan. i looked on the entire internet and i found this . and i went godam star wars is really bad fer u . i mean i spent more that 30 hrs during the holiday reserching in wookiepedia . imean i dun want to become lyk the guy in the pix up there. star wars is bad for society how many grown men are lyk these. because of those 30 hrs i spent on wookiepedia i noe hu jacen solo had sex with the names of luke skywalker decentdant . how tall darth vader is reallly so yeah at least i do no belong in half symtoms there i want to be the opposite . dam i hv a nother pix to prove that star wars is bad fer health.
i was looking for darth vader pictures. and i got that star wars THE FUCK WARS. a conversation could gon sumthin lyk this.
YODA
VADER
PADME

padme i m strong in the fuck side of the force do you want to taste my hard lightsaber
oh anny your breaking my asshole teach me more abt teh fuck side
alone leave her vader . fucked she will be by the lightsaber mine.
take two light sabers i can.
yoda ur lightsaber so short one meh
yes but hard it is and i can FORCED it
yes i can feel both in front and at teh back.

so i have only one thing to say and it is in teh picture above.

YOURS SINCERELY
the real forced shady