in changi again

welcome to singapore the land of the free.here i am in the country of freedom of speexh and where thatdirty old goat lee kuan yew lives to wreck havoc on our malaysian lives . this post has gotta be fast .i am in changi airport right now in transit to south africa . i am currently in a FREE cyber cafe with games and FREE dota. but the downside i am using one of those coms that can only be acessed for like 15 minits. i come to changi alot in my dads atempts to save money i have to transit to singapore and stone for like 2 hours before my flight continues.this way my da gets to save about 2000 bucks per person.anyway the part i like about changi airport besides teh free cyber cafe is that the food here totally rox man.so here i have to sasy good bye tog et in to line with other teenagers to play that confounded computer game.

the anologues of raging hormones in singapore
the world acording to mike

in changi again

welcome to singapore the land of the free.here i am in the country of freedom of speexh and where thatdirty old goat lee kuan yew lives to wreck havoc on our malaysian lives . this post has gotta be fast .i am in changi airport right now in transit to south africa . i am currently in a FREE cyber cafe with games and FREE dota. but the downside i am using one of those coms that can only be acessed for like 15 minits. i come to changi alot in my dads atempts to save money i have to transit to singapore and stone for like 2 hours before my flight continues.this way my da gets to save about 2000 bucks per person.anyway the part i like about changi airport besides teh free cyber cafe is that the food here totally rox man.so here i have to sasy good bye tog et in to line with other teenagers to play that confounded computer game.

the anologues of raging hormones in singapore
the world acording to mike

MA-MA-MA chevenYA mahanya nya hahaha the wilderness calls me

hey as i am writing this the taxi will be here in about 20 minits so this will be my last entry in malaysia for now.i will b e spending about 2 days in johanesburg {thursday to friday} the weekend at gomo-goma game lodge ALONE WITH THE ANIMALS FOR 2 NITES timmy
which will prolly drive insane from boredom with no tv and internet. the i shall be back.here are a few things that shall keep me sane while in the confounded safari. first my books.oh maximu ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my creative zen for the kickarse noise in my head .
my GBA.yes i noe its sad i dont have godam freakling PSP.but atleast i got lord of the rings in it.
and last but defitnately not least my bostie.this boster is dam lucky it been every where i been.which means europe asia australia and america.it has a good smell as it has not been washed in like years.hey we all our toys from childhood rite.

so anyway to my sexy football team play well and i shall be in for the last day.to timmy happy bday.oh yeah and please wait for the analogues of raging hormones in singapore later tonite.alrite my mom is asking me to go down and load the taxi.brb malaysia and selamat sexy raya.

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my sexy new haircut

my sexy new hair cut
another view of the sexy hair cut altho i dont have any bedda angles

OMg eversince well at around the same time been going to this slightly gay hair cutter called brandon. this guy is apparently one of the top in malaysia so dont play play ok.every few monts my mom will take me to him. you guys noe when i dont go to him its when i end up with a really crappy haircut which in the end pisses me off when i get that retarde mushroom haircut from a chinese lady.so this is how my routine when i go to brandons salon.

Step1.walk in make small talk
step2.get my hair washed and massaged for about 15 min by one of brandons kinda hot ah lian assitants.
step3.time for the main show i tell him what i want he say 'ok leng chai' then he starts his special cutting technique.
step4.get my hair rinsed then another one of his assitants and gelled to perfection.thgen get the ok from him.
step5.get like 10 bucks from my mom walk to the Cyber cafe to shops away play dota for 3 hours till my mom and sis finish steaming their hair.{ this CC actually is the only place that has n00b servers so i can play and own and get sange and yasha without getting called a f77king n00b by you guys]

alrite thats it. oh and lionel MAN UTD BEAT LIVERPOOL 2-0 HAHAHHAHA LOSER KAI LIVERPOOL.

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futsal

hey heys.so before i tell you the day events lets start with firs things first eh.this was taken off gracies blog.the picture of the valiant atempt of libido enhanced girls trying to erm how shall i put it ..........beautify themselves acording to flora and fauna but end up looking like my puke after i ate green veggies.lets start the ratings shall we.
from left to right:pei jean,sher nel,valerie,elizabeth,stephanie and sin yein

THE VERDICT
2w:pei jean
f**tarde.wat with the messed up hair.points are defitnately off fer that.

2k sher nel
erm there are so many ways to describe this.i go with transvestite arabian princess than timmys peacock.obvious over dressing.less is more ladies.

2M valerie
the only 2 decent enough looking models.very good.simple make up.good flowers.a very good winner.

2C elizabeth
what is this? how did we get from flora and fauna to PONTIANAK HARUM SUNDAL MALAM?and i very little flowers i cant see anything directly connected to flora or fauna and the hair is too much. remmeber ladies less is more and less is less.

2L
oh my god as much as i hate to do it to my own class.basic look is retarded make up over done trying to look cute retard panda look.

2P sin yein
not bad oculd have done better around the eyes.

anyway after thats over i have a weird conversation with ryan yesterday.
RYAN: eh afterwards cheer for us arr
me: why i shud cheer for my own class rite
ryan:dude you literally live here in 2k la.always hanging around here like yesterday wen u jump class fer 2 hours.
Me;u have a point

wat is it that bad that i dont really like my own class. so all my sexys are in 2k but yeah fine 2l is retaraded.even kumari once called me a traitor to my own class just cuz i hang out to much with tim.

so anyways after skool today we all went to footie futsal. dam i got carpet burn and ryan for a small guy can kick dam hard by thigh is bruised from a all he sent in to myface from a corner.After that we went to cyber cafe la to play dota.ok fine i suck i admit it. is it so bad i have dota n00b written on my dam face. but tim din kill anyone also wat and me and him we the one farming for gold.but ofcourse he doesnt get him self pawned by lionel.

anyway towards the ending of the game some malay guy was hanging around us we thaught he was some worker going to tell us our time was about to end. then hnalf way thru lionel wicked shit kills the guy swooped behind him and stole his erikson K750 which is dam alot of money.lionel and a shop worker chased the bastard but then he jumped on a motor bike and ran away.haizz i tell u arr these malay low lifes have nuthing else better to do than to steal other peoples hand phone.poor lionel i dont even noe wether we can go and watch liverpool versus Man utd on sunday at the curve la with him.

ps. wat does this look like?
1.ryan wong getting his ass kicked
2.a cow getting his ass kick
pleasw do tell me

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ah well

it feels kinda weird actually. always thought math would be the hardest paper to score but it turned up pretty easily.so all of us could not go out today because we were to lazy so we went home and celebrated in our own way to the death of the exams. it feels as though a weight have been lifted off my shoulders. i feel free. so oddly enought thru the entire week i only listend to instrumental so who knew you could play the same song 1789 time without getting sick of it in a week.

well ntg reallyh hapened this past few days. but i found out i will be missing the first few days of futball cuz of going to south africa so GKJ will be lers dcefending partner. that idoit joey thinks he can replace me lol.

handball rocked we won 2k 5-1. tim was the only one that could actually score.and i tried to learn break dancin to day from lionel choon and wai hwa. it becuz if joey can doa buggering tutle so can i.

me tim lionel also have a most interesting conversation during lunch yesterday about sandra woo. sandra was screaming at some stupid board game.
Tim: that sandra woo arr so wannabe
yalah think she so dam cool screaming like a bimbo
yeah she is like a slut wei she hoes herself for attention
how?
have u seen her blog? she post pictures with her bra on and one time flashin her undies with a tatoo fake one la. thtas the reason why she so well known la.
hey how do you spell sandra. S-L-U-T
yala hoeing her self.

none of us said this but it reminds us of trisha without the hoeing part. maybe becuz of the bslightly bitchy atitude but trisha is defitnately bedda.

so anyway today i represented the class in speech.it wud have been torture without ryan to accompany me. so anyway wen it was my turn i make the form laugh with the line after doing what they did in bed delilah went samson your so big and strong baby how did you get so strong.


ps. why icant i beat the world cup on world class difikulty. damn damn damn damn.

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oh yeah hell no the saga aint complete

You no wat in reference to the entry the saga is complete......................until someone restarts the chain of events. hell yeah some one started the chain of events it all came down monday nite. me and WAi hwa were talking about somebody snitching on kuok liang saying that they had eye proof. i din come to scholl that day so i don't exactly know what happened in mathews office. but when me and wai hwa found out kuok liang was being framed its odd how you ruch to defend a guy that use to annoy you so damn much but atleast he is reformed now,

kuok liang might be a bastard sometimes but he wont do anything as stupid as that. and plus his parents got called and suddenly there were gitls complaining that he touches their private parts.WUDDAFUCK kuok liang might be a lot of things but he is nothing like that. that would be stooping down to keith lesters standards which means he is the bacteria that infects the scum. so anyway here are the eye witness suspects.

suspect 1
sangetha
reason:look alrite if one of our conspiracy theories are right this might all be a dam publicity stunt by sangetha. and now because she thinks her problem has died down she needs more publicity so she goes to matthews saying that she has seen kuok liang stealing her stuff.

suspect 2
reason: jacy yap is currently ranked higher on my bastards than anyone yes even kuok liang whom i have forgiven.jacky is a constantly moody depressed angry asshole that like to lash out on everyone and anyone.i beleve he would have done anything to get himself off the prime suspects list.

so anyway enough about this shit. this week was exams week. exam week changes alotta things in my life because for the first time this year i HAVE NOT been watching primetime TV.which is really odd but i want good marks so this is my revies of the exam.

MALAY: Objektif was a bit tough but subjectif was ok.
English:fugging easy
Sejarah:tough though objecktif was easier
Geografi. WWTF i lost 14 marks shite shite shite
MATHS: easier thant i thought it would be plus the one i tembak i got half correct the first time i finished math before time ran out
science:it wasok tem bak 3 questions

ok so now all that is left is the godam retarded KH which i shall do over the weekend and maths 2 which i have to practice. anyhoo because i din come on tuesday that kumari made me dance with allysa which is not half bad rxept for the fact i cant dance for shit. wait i gotta count my blessings atleast the hyper nerds.

so anyways kuok liang is our defacto captain for inter class .he is good la. but the fucking bastard jacky is theone we all hate. if it wasnt that he was our only striker we would have kicked him out a long time ago. he is even not picked sometime for monday and wednesday football. and he hass a history of a grdge againts me eversince kuok liang became captain because kuok liang is more defence wise so i replaced him in the team as a regular. the reason we dont like him is because he likes to insult his own teammates like when a team get posseiom and solo -he never NEVER ever passes and he tackle his own teammates for the ball. we all still remeber the time he soloed againts m class and caused and open goal.he is nothing but a pthetic glory seeker. so when he found out i wewas playing the insult came hurling to me and kuok lian callin hima stupid captain and me that cant defend for shit. i suppose he is still sore that we never put him as captain. so what jacky if we put you as captain who are you gonna choose to replace me ? The pig and the COW hahaha its hilarous if you look at the other choices besides me you dumb ass.

this is our team roster
Captain:kuok liang
Vice captain:choon lian
Formation: 2-2-1
defence: Me and my best defence partner ZHI
MIDfield: kuok liang and choon lian
Strike: jacky
Subs:melvyn or wai hwa

so basically our group stages are L-C-P class. so basically we can make it out of the the entire gropup stage we are playing round robin which mean we play ecah other twice one game is ten minutes. it will be easy the only footballer in c class is azim and p class has none .so it shall be a walk over. when we do preoceed to the final match its K or M we are fighting againts as P class only have jon yoeh and cardin . then thats our true challnge the entire M class is made out football thrubreeds and so is K we shall percervere and win.

thets is fer now. gotta study godam KH.

skool diaries

hmmmm let make it short this time shall we

ok exams are exactly 11 hours and 11 minutes away. i m a friggin mess.ti was planning to write about my day and stuff butt my sejarah books call me.and also i planned to finish the sangetha epic but u cant always get what you want can you? and also planned to giv all the songs yuan hong wai hwa kel ler and me wrote about her out of boredom this after noo.but then again guten luck for the exams. lol this only took me 2 minutes. ze world acordingto mike

omygodness

fine then id no body wants to comment my parody written on saturday then fine i will quit if no one show apreciation.hmmmph

i think i am blogging more than often even the post are meaningless i think its because the exams are cominfg and i need to release tensiion somehow rite????? nothing better to i suppose. haze also has been very bad la today like it nearly blotted out the sun and su an thought it was a mist this morning.it also made nose blocked and ym contacts hurt this morning.

so anyway i know its klinda lame but i think like most of us have like a trademark line. i just noticed it today. its like what we say the most and timothy ripped mine OFF i shall give you the list.

Mark william: why you so like that one?

mine: my sexy or adding sexy to every vowel. eg. thet was very unsexy of you. though i have stopped and only used it rarely.very rarely as in a few a week.

timothy: the filthy bugga riped mine off.

ryan terence: because I/he/she/it can

LER: MOFO MAFUK

the cow joke used on ryan wong used by almost everyone: eg gp play your acowstic guitar la ryan wong.

there are many others but some thing made maths extra class ver interesting it goes a bit like this.

ME
TIM
ryan
ME AND RYAN

hey xian wei who is my sexy
scarlett johanson tim
2 minutes later
xian wei who is my sexy
scarlett johanson tim
who is my sexy
scarlett johanson
Who is my sexy
Damit scarlett sexy johanson slap
(slaps both of us) do you know why i did that because i can
who is my sexy
GODAMIT its godam fucking scarlett johanson
(slaps me) you unsexy person
do you know why did he did that because he can


anyway i just noticed exams are two days away and and i am listening to DOPE . die mother fucker die.

skool diaries

argggggggh

OH MY FUGGIN GOD SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
SHIT SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHIITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

there i got it out of my system. i feel like screaming its like all the exam anxietys finally caved in today. i dont know how the hell can some people keep so relaxed.sheeeeeeeet. at this rate i can only revise each subject once and kant really get any practice on maths.this is sheeeeeeet.i dont know matbe its because my parents are already taking me to SOuth africa and i will feel guilty if i dont do well. or is it the fear of being held back.sheeeeeeeeeeet.plus i wasted 2 hours playing fifa 2004 on the ps while i could be studying.sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

please do pay ettention to the post below. this is just so i can scream.

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haze its the new craze

this is done in a uncyclopedia parody . i have interviewed all side and here are their views on haze.

In communist china YOU kill HAZE.
Chairman mao in the communist reversal

It may look like haze my fellow patriots but its actually a WMD (weapons of mass destruction} cloaking device invented by those bastard indonesians so they can give the WMD to the malaysian bastards so they can kill all the god fearing americans!!!!!!!!!
george bush on the haze

thats it we are suing the indonesians
Malaysians on haze

it wasn"t us it was the malaysian bosses that told us to do it
indonesians on haze

aiyoh why lik dat one arhhhhh kenot not do buisnuess lohhh
chinese on haze

allah deliver us from the heathen indonesian muslims
malays on haze

dey i kant see amah"s curry dey
a simple indian man on haze

George are you on drugs or just stupid
The UN security council on george bush on haze

I asure you am not on drugs
George bush on the un security council on george bush on haze

hahahahaha serves you right
singaporeans on haze

ok baby haze is oficially the new craze. every year our dear best buddies from indonesia{not to be confused with those singaporean bastards that cause unrest by telling the truth} give us a present for actually helping them in the emergency so to return our kindness the give us the haze so our kids can stop school for a few days. it makes the air also very clean and helps to cure coughs colds and eye sickness. it also makes the scenery more beautiful with that oh so cool fog so the cheap ass malaysians for awhile can imagine that they are on holiday in a cool mountain side where the air is clean.***********************************beautiful isn't it***********************************
oposed to popular belief the haze does not contain any dangerous smoke or dust it actually air that is so clean that it makes a contrast with the dirty malaysian air we should thank the indonesians.
look malaysians are so happy we are wearing celebration masks!!!!

PS. evertthing written since the second paragraph is the complete opposite of reality. this entry is bullshit the write acknowledges that

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the saga is complete..................until someone restarts the chain of events

ok so the saga will end today until of course someone starts the chain of events . kumari came into class this morning giving a long lecture on how she knows who the thief is. and she says that she knows who is the thief and she the school will give a full pardon to who ever it is if they come up personally to kumari or peters and it will be kept a secret for ever. she then suspects kuok lian so she stares at him for the entire time .she also says it is two people which obviously points to kuok liang because he was gone for the days sangetha lost some of her books so she thinks that he has a partner .

so anyway today during KH today salleh went so PMS-ED that he told us all to stand up when we made noise and we made more noise he made us all sit on the floor. on the floor i sat in a circle and we discussed for 40 minutes the conspirace theories.

conspiracy theory one
it cant be me kuok liang or jacky because we both have to much at stake.
it cant be tim david ho or wei qin the have better things to do and wont be as stupid as the thief.

conspirace two
sangetha doing it herself? its possible although she does not look the type but who knows what goes on in the mind of a depraved lonely sad arse. the proof show a few weeks ago when she say that she found her KH papers in my desk then just before the day the first books started disapearing she asked yi von to sit on her place because she wanted to talk to jovina. then after that she says she lost her book and tries to pin it on yivon. the this morning she tells me that she never suspected me or jacky but she suspected kuok liang. funny isn't because two periods later during BM she tells kuok liang that she never suspected me but she suspected me and jacky.odd isn't it is she trying to make us turn on each other and try to put the blame off of her.who knows????? anyway i hape this is over i don't think 2L can stand another saga i think kumari will have a heart attack if this happens again so it will start only if the culprit starts again.

anyway tonite i am going to eat crab until my hands hurt eat siyau chicken until i go bald because its the last day of mooncake festival m on the other hand my mums side of the family seems to take every reason to have a good lavish meal.

oh and i broke my promise not to listen to thrash music. yesterday when i acessed a song by dope called DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE i couln't study but it was so nice the song just goes like

DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE *GUITAR INTERVAL* DIEMOTHERFUCKER DIE *GUITAR SOLO* DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE times 50 times .

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the saga is complete...........or is it?

ok so this is my third post about the sangetha saga problably its over but then again.let mee tell you the story.

after finding out the entire class is going DC if we dont catch sangetha thief . and that seriously pissed the entire class of as zhi hui said " wat the fuck i aint going to dc for something i dint do MOFO". so during lunch period most of the class were going down to the office and then they were stop by naresh with a grin on his face. he told them he knew who the culprit was adn told them it no need to go to office to complain.

No one knows exept for MR,peter and naresh who is the culprit is. but naresh did give one clue which i got from jon is that the culprti is a boy.so expected. according to jon peter might not even reveal the identity of the culprit. but i tell you when i find out i am goin to rip his balls out after what he did to our year and class. making peter say that we were the worst set of form 2 students he has seen in a long time.haizzzzzz justice did prevail of course but there is going to be a big thing about the thief when his identity is revealed
.
oh and by the way suddenly everyone has sworn goin offline to study which is really shocking. today during lunch we all said that we would kill our selves this next few weeks and then play foot ball paintball till we die.i need to study

skool diaries

the mofoedness

today the BOSS a.k.a matthews came up to me and jacky after assembly . she goes many people are pointing me him and kuok liang for stealing sangetha and jovinas books. blooddy mofo i continued to fight relentlessly with matthews and not to mention pointlessly as the blood ***** is always one sided until of course the lawyer gene in my family kicked in. so i go "madam if you have witnesses can you please get them to write a letter saying that they saw me with their bare eyes stealing sangetha and jovinas books then madam i will stop fighting with you" so the black ***** goes like "i have my sources now go back to class" hahaha i showed u blak ***** got cornered dint you.so that just goes to show dont just accuse blindly if you do i will sue your ass for harrasment. even cecilia and kumari was on my side after i told them my side of the story. i tell you i am so going to hate peter leaving atleast peter listens to your problems. the matthews thinks she can get me to admit that i did it under pressure no way. MUDDAFUCKA


well when me and jacky got back to class kumari was interviewing sangetha again she aparently lost her math book. now kumari is supicious that sangetha is faking it. then of course she send jack (who did not clear his name)and sangetha down. and after that she goes and say that she is sick with this 2L class. hell i dont blame her i rather be in 2k than 2l to tell you honestly.after all 2L is just messed up this year with having like 3 sagas in our class first one was jackys second one was mine and now is the third one which reached its climax. so apparently in the office they obviously could not skrew jacky as they have no proof but my words with mathews abviously saved me the trouble. int he end sangetha and jovina will put their bags in the teachers room and collect their things every lesson.

well anyway i have finished my sejarah and partially science and geo. i have to start on kh though.

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heart to heart in 2L

ok before i go to the main topic of the day . i will just say that we had out higher english today.so from the usual political philosophical people-will-die sorta stories i wrote a semi historical epic we-will-do-a-death-charge story.basically i riped it off kingdom heaven a bit u noe the names and the saracen attack .it goes a bit like this

There was an unatural silence in the room. "how dare he?" the nobles of jerusalem thaught to themselves . but nonetheless the held their toungue as thogh god had shut them.
***********************************************************************************
i havbecome to lazy to write so if you guys ever seen a jerry bruckheimer film eg. ( saving private ryan,kingdom of heaven,black hawk down,) the type of movie that always ends with that oh so epic ending of a script or a voiceover from one of the main characters i did in that kind of way.

(LAST PARAGRAPH)
balian then replied calmly " then stphen we shall give the bards a reason to tell our tale".........

In the year of our lord 1188 dawn of the 17th day of the 8th month was a day etched in history as the day the day 305 brave knights of jerusalem exhausted,starving and injured held their ground for hours until midday greatly outnumbered by the saracens. That stand was known to the saracens as the lebanon and though balian and his knights passed on they broke the spirit of the saracen army and they dare not take the last holy sity of tripoli.

the news of the death of balian and his knights sent a wave of shock and anger in the european courts. IN the year of our lor 1899 the armys of europe gathered under the banner of the three lions and sought to avenge balians noble stand with the blood of salahuddin. three years later richard the lionheart struck an uneasy peace with salahuddin adn until today peace in the kingdom of heaven still remains elusive.

so anyway i was planning on revising today wen that *bleep* Low cancelled sports but oh no kena properly from kumari. apprently someone has been taking jovina and sanggetha books. sangetha even had a FUCKING BLACK BITCH written on her book no one noes who did it *kof*jacky*kof*.so we had this heart to heart with daniel being the person who sits next to her had the most to say. sangetha was crying while jovina was more of angry and iritated. and sangetha goes like i dont want to embarass all of you when we ask her for names .bullshit more of she wont be able to stop crying even kumari was already trying to calm her down.in my point of view the sangetha was over long ago we more or less let her be but jacky being the angry immature racist sonofa bitch had to go write it. dam 2l has changed from like the most popular class we became the most complainable class in form 2. while our neighbours 2k on the other hand are the mischevious yet kinda loveble class. this skrewed up aiont it with *****ers like a few people i wont mention .

ah well we also had a spot check andrew and choons phone got confiscated.poor andrew he stuck his handphone in to his dick and still got caught but choon was lucky his crap LG 100 buck phone was the one that was confiscated.anyway me and tim suddenly went all sorta gay wen we held hands whikle we were talking about football and then cecilia shouted at us because the school does not condone this type of relationship. i wonder what would have hapened if it was a boy and a girl.

OH and also i am condemdeming my self for not being able to resist opening the computer and going online even no one is. that is it if the 24/7 online people can can tahan not going offline then so can i from on now i shall not go onlline till i finish my geo. i already finished sejarah though

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH exams rocl in a werd way as in all u ahve to do is read and no homeworka and classes.

the skool diary
mike